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[Chat] with the Devil

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Ahh fucking people

    After months of nothing

    Seven interviews in a week ahhh

    AHHHHH

    Zen Vulgarity on
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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    hey what whas that website with the "creepy stories" written up in the government-report format that you guys were looking at earlier in chat?

    I know what you're talking about but can't place it. It's like... Damn it brain work. Special Containment Procedures or someshit maybe?

    It's a 3-letter acronym and it stands for "Contain something something"

    Or maybe in a different order

    Identify Contain Something?

    its definitely the SCP foundation

    Arch on
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    will i made a funny post about your treatment of me last night

    i think i was drunk

    Organichu on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    This forum is very masculine. Between insults and white knights I can see women being leery of being here.

    Yes but you have to admit that most of the rape is pretty much man on man.

    Thomamelas on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Hey thom I came up with a new dish you should try out, its radishes coated in whip cream with bbq shrimp in an alfredo asparagus sauce served over spanish rice.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    This forum is very masculine. Between insults and white knights I can see women being leery of being here.

    Yes but you have to admit that most of the rape is pretty much man on man.

    There is that.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    This forum is very masculine. Between insults and white knights I can see women being leery of being here.

    Lets not forget the 'lol I'm pretending to be a creepy nerd' to cover just how socially awkward I am with women. Or the homoerotic jokes that go a tad too far.

    Leitner on
  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I wish I could blame old age for feeling like this.

    Unfortunately I've been like this since I was 12.

    Today is particularly trying...

    You have my sympathy. I've had arthritis for a long time and I can imagine what you deal with is much worse.

    meh. I'm just in a down mood.

    Been having the old swings between manic and very much not manic a lot more lately. I should probably do something about that.

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHB9F8tvGVM

    listening to this on a loop while playing ragnarok online seems very appropriate

    Elldren on
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  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Leitner wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    This forum is very masculine. Between insults and white knights I can see women being leery of being here.

    Lets not forget the 'lol I'm pretending to be a creepy nerd' to cover just how socially awkward I am with women. Or the homoerotic jokes that go a tad too far.

    they stop being jokes when there's a penis on your neck

    Organichu on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Hey thom I came up with a new dish you should try out, its radishes coated in whip cream with bbq shrimp in an alfredo asparagus sauce served over spanish rice.

    Ugh. I ended up making grilled cheese for the girl last night. She couldn't take more then a few bites of that meal.

    Thomamelas on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Leitner wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    This forum is very masculine. Between insults and white knights I can see women being leery of being here.

    Lets not forget the 'lol I'm pretending to be a creepy nerd' to cover just how socially awkward I am with women. Or the homoerotic jokes that go a tad too far.

    There is that. I think the big jump as has been pointed out to me by females. Is how badly we treat each other if you took what people were saying as serious. For some women that's just odd behavior and they really just think we hate each other.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    Drez wrote: »
    Hey, matthas, your wife join the forums yet?
    Not yet, she says she's going to lurk a little while.
    Terrible idea. Tell her to start posting immediately in SE++ starting with a "I'm new here" thread. I believe in tough love, hard lessons, and throwing kids in the deep end to teach them to swim. Go ahead. Throw your wife in the deep end. Else, she'll never grow as a person.
    Know what she did last night?

    Read all the rules.

    That's so adorable. She decide on a handle? I'm still pulling for "mattsproblem".

    PS: Where's my picture, bitch?

    Premier kakos on
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  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Chat: should I watch Alice in Wonderland or How To Train Your Dragon this afternoon?

    Tamin on
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    I don't ever want Bulgarian girl to have account here. She hasn't grown up sufficiently exposed to the world and internet forums.

    Are you dating a 12 year old with a nice ass or something?

    I'm slowly explaining various grades of humor and euphemism to her as appropriate.

    Did she grow up in a bomb shelter or some shit?

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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    This forum is very masculine. Between insults and white knights I can see women being leery of being here.

    Lets not forget the 'lol I'm pretending to be a creepy nerd' to cover just how socially awkward I am with women. Or the homoerotic jokes that go a tad too far.

    they stop being jokes when there's a penis on your neck

    honestly

    i still can't believe that happened

    i mean i CAN believe it

    i just dont want to

    Arch on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Tamin wrote: »
    Chat: should I watch Alice in Wonderland or How To Train Your Dragon this afternoon?

    Train your dragon was wayyy better than Alice

    Arch on
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited March 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    hey what whas that website with the "creepy stories" written up in the government-report format that you guys were looking at earlier in chat?

    I know what you're talking about but can't place it. It's like... Damn it brain work. Special Containment Procedures or someshit maybe?

    It's a 3-letter acronym and it stands for "Contain something something"

    Or maybe in a different order

    Identify Contain Something?

    SCP

    cool thanks

    Irond Will on
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  • EchoEcho Moderator mod
    edited March 2010
    Aha! Found a site with historical inflation data from 1830 and onward.

    If Super Metroid cost 600 SEK in 1994, it's 723 SEK in 2009. Not as bad as I expected.

    Echo on
    Echo wrote: »
    Let they who have not posted about their balls in the wrong thread cast the first stone.
  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Tamin wrote: »
    Chat: should I watch Alice in Wonderland or How To Train Your Dragon this afternoon?

    Train your dragon was wayyy better than Alice

    That makes me slightly unhappy.

    Tamin on
  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I don't ever want Bulgarian girl to have account here. She hasn't grown up sufficiently exposed to the world and internet forums.

    Are you dating a 12 year old with a nice ass or something?

    I'm slowly explaining various grades of humor and euphemism to her as appropriate.

    Did she grow up in a bomb shelter or some shit?

    Her parents escaped communist Bulgaria with the clothes on their backs to South Africa when she was about 6. She went to a catholic school there though to high school, university in New Zealand and then honors and now Ph D in Australia.

    electricitylikesme on
  • LaOsLaOs Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    LaOs wrote: »
    Hey, matthas, your wife join the forums yet?
    Not yet, she says she's going to lurk a little while.

    Smart woman.
    I encouraged all the new people to make threads introducing themselves. Nobody has done it. :(

    That lovely accent of yours masks a deep evil, Bama.

    LaOs on
  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    This forum is very masculine. Between insults and white knights I can see women being leery of being here.

    Lets not forget the 'lol I'm pretending to be a creepy nerd' to cover just how socially awkward I am with women. Or the homoerotic jokes that go a tad too far.

    they stop being jokes when there's a penis on your neck

    honestly

    i still can't believe that happened

    i mean i CAN believe it

    i just dont want to

    Penis on his neck? I don't remember doing that one.

    Premier kakos on
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  • Squirminator2kSquirminator2k Toys, ports, and Time Lords North Hollywood, CARegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Tamin wrote: »
    Chat: should I watch Alice in Wonderland or How To Train Your Dragon this afternoon?

    Train your dragon was wayyy better than Alice

    Yeah, don't see Alice in Wonderland. I can only speak for myself, but I found it to be an utterly vile movie.

    Squirminator2k on
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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited March 2010
    Leitner wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    This forum is very masculine. Between insults and white knights I can see women being leery of being here.

    Lets not forget the 'lol I'm pretending to be a creepy nerd' to cover just how socially awkward I am with women. Or the homoerotic jokes that go a tad too far.

    There is also just the straight-up creepers.

    Irond Will on
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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    This forum is very masculine. Between insults and white knights I can see women being leery of being here.

    Lets not forget the 'lol I'm pretending to be a creepy nerd' to cover just how socially awkward I am with women. Or the homoerotic jokes that go a tad too far.

    There is that. I think the big jump as has been pointed out to me by females. Is how badly we treat each other if you took what people were saying as serious. For some women that's just odd behavior and they really just think we hate each other.

    Plain text does tend to lack of a lot of emotional context. I've noticed forums that tend to have much higher female populations also tend to make much more use of smilies then we do here.

    Thomamelas on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Tamin wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Tamin wrote: »
    Chat: should I watch Alice in Wonderland or How To Train Your Dragon this afternoon?

    Train your dragon was wayyy better than Alice

    That makes me slightly unhappy.

    Alice wasn't BAD, but How to Train your Dragon was MUCH better

    in my opinion

    Arch on
  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    I don't ever want Bulgarian girl to have account here. She hasn't grown up sufficiently exposed to the world and internet forums.

    Are you dating a 12 year old with a nice ass or something?

    I'm slowly explaining various grades of humor and euphemism to her as appropriate.

    Did she grow up in a bomb shelter or some shit?

    Her parents escaped communist Bulgaria with the clothes on their backs to South Africa when she was about 6. She went to a catholic school there though to high school, university in New Zealand and then honors and now Ph D in Australia.

    You could have just said "yes".

    Premier kakos on
    SuperKawaiiWillSig.jpg
  • SmurphSmurph Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    This forum is very masculine. Between insults and white knights I can see women being leery of being here.

    Lets not forget the 'lol I'm pretending to be a creepy nerd' to cover just how socially awkward I am with women. Or the homoerotic jokes that go a tad too far.

    they stop being jokes when there's a penis on your neck

    honestly

    i still can't believe that happened

    i mean i CAN believe it

    i just dont want to

    The Kakos thing, right? Yeah that creeped me out too.

    Smurph on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    This forum is very masculine. Between insults and white knights I can see women being leery of being here.

    Lets not forget the 'lol I'm pretending to be a creepy nerd' to cover just how socially awkward I am with women. Or the homoerotic jokes that go a tad too far.

    they stop being jokes when there's a penis on your neck

    honestly

    i still can't believe that happened

    i mean i CAN believe it

    i just dont want to

    Penis on his neck? I don't remember doing that one.

    the plot thickens

    Arch on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Hey thom I came up with a new dish you should try out, its radishes coated in whip cream with bbq shrimp in an alfredo asparagus sauce served over spanish rice.

    Ugh. I ended up making grilled cheese for the girl last night. She couldn't take more then a few bites of that meal.

    That's hilarious and kind of sad. That girl sounds confused as to what makes up food. Maybe get her a betty crocker cookbook?

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    chat is rocketing this morning what is going on?

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    This forum is very masculine. Between insults and white knights I can see women being leery of being here.

    Lets not forget the 'lol I'm pretending to be a creepy nerd' to cover just how socially awkward I am with women. Or the homoerotic jokes that go a tad too far.

    they stop being jokes when there's a penis on your neck

    honestly

    i still can't believe that happened

    i mean i CAN believe it

    i just dont want to

    Penis on his neck? I don't remember doing that one.

    the plot thickens

    thats not all thats thickened

    nexuscrawler on
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    I don't ever want Bulgarian girl to have account here. She hasn't grown up sufficiently exposed to the world and internet forums.

    Are you dating a 12 year old with a nice ass or something?

    I'm slowly explaining various grades of humor and euphemism to her as appropriate.

    Did she grow up in a bomb shelter or some shit?

    Her parents escaped communist Bulgaria with the clothes on their backs to South Africa when she was about 6. She went to a catholic school there though to high school, university in New Zealand and then honors and now Ph D in Australia.

    You could have just said "yes".

    Seriously. She sounds like a humorless bore.

    JustinSane07 on
  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I don't ever want Bulgarian girl to have account here. She hasn't grown up sufficiently exposed to the world and internet forums.

    Are you dating a 12 year old with a nice ass or something?

    I'm slowly explaining various grades of humor and euphemism to her as appropriate.

    Did she grow up in a bomb shelter or some shit?

    Her parents escaped communist Bulgaria with the clothes on their backs to South Africa when she was about 6. She went to a catholic school there though to high school, university in New Zealand and then honors and now Ph D in Australia.

    You could have just said "yes".

    But there was a Russian invasion and everything.

    electricitylikesme on
  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    This forum is very masculine. Between insults and white knights I can see women being leery of being here.

    Lets not forget the 'lol I'm pretending to be a creepy nerd' to cover just how socially awkward I am with women. Or the homoerotic jokes that go a tad too far.

    they stop being jokes when there's a penis on your neck

    honestly

    i still can't believe that happened

    i mean i CAN believe it

    i just dont want to

    Penis on his neck? I don't remember doing that one.

    the plot thickens

    Is 'chu spreading false rumours about me?

    Premier kakos on
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Plain text does tend to lack of a lot of emotional context. I've noticed forums that tend to have much higher female populations also tend to make much more use of smilies then we do here.

    It's that and just the culture. This board has a distinctly hostile nature to it and thats difficult to penetrate. And if you have no want to do so, I could see avoiding it entirely.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    This forum is very masculine. Between insults and white knights I can see women being leery of being here.

    Lets not forget the 'lol I'm pretending to be a creepy nerd' to cover just how socially awkward I am with women. Or the homoerotic jokes that go a tad too far.

    they stop being jokes when there's a penis on your neck

    honestly

    i still can't believe that happened

    i mean i CAN believe it

    i just dont want to

    Penis on his neck? I don't remember doing that one.

    I HAVE WITNESSES

    Organichu on
  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Oh jesus christ the puerto rican food I had for dinner is wreaking my guts so bad.

    should have went with the chicken and rice

    beans and rice is kind of an advanced move

    Dude it was flank steak and onions and beans and rice and tostones which are awesome garlic-y plantain deals.

    And it was totally worth it.

    firewaterword on
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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited March 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    will i made a funny post about your treatment of me last night

    i think i was drunk

    link?

    I was out most of last night

    chinese food and bar trivia with mike and sig

    having people in town is awesome

    soon i'll go back to my hermitlike existance

    Irond Will on
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