I don't think I have the capacity to understand what could possibly make a haircut worth $70.
If I paid that much for a haircut, I'd expect, at minimum, for my hair to be turned into a detailed topiary of Rouen cathedral. I mean, I still wouldn't want to have a Rouen cathedral on my head, but at least I'd know why it cost so much.
I don't think I have the capacity to understand what could possibly make a haircut worth $70.
If I paid that much for a haircut, I'd expect, at minimum, for my hair to be turned into a detailed topiary of Rouen cathedral. I mean, I still wouldn't want to have a Rouen cathedral on my head, but at least I'd know why it cost so much.
Basically, as the price of a haircut increases you see diminishing returns on quality. While you and I might be okay on a ten dollar haircut, gay people can sense that tiny difference in quality.
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edited March 2010
I pay $35 for my haircut, my only demand is that it takes 20 minutes or under to complete.
I only require the broad strokes of style, I can fill in the details later with hair wax.
I don't think I have the capacity to understand what could possibly make a haircut worth $70.
If I paid that much for a haircut, I'd expect, at minimum, for my hair to be turned into a detailed topiary of Rouen cathedral. I mean, I still wouldn't want to have a Rouen cathedral on my head, but at least I'd know why it cost so much.
Basically, as the price of a haircut increases you see diminishing returns on quality. While you and I might be okay on a ten dollar haircut, gay people can sense that tiny difference in quality.
Well, I guess I'll be in trouble if I find myself needing to impress gay people with my looks- but then I'd be in trouble if I needed to impress anyone with my looks, regardless of the quality of my coiffure.
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edited March 2010
Seems like everyday I'm reading about someone doing some fucked up shit for the sake of pleasing their penis, and it usually involves facebook in some way. I reckon I could get a seat in parliament on the back of some scare tactics involving the banning of facebook, I just need a community with a high percentage of pensioners. I would actually do anything about banning facebook, but a sweet government job involving chauffers, tax breaks and doing fuck all sounds pretty good to me.
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I don't think I have the capacity to understand what could possibly make a haircut worth $70.
If I paid that much for a haircut, I'd expect, at minimum, for my hair to be turned into a detailed topiary of Rouen cathedral. I mean, I still wouldn't want to have a Rouen cathedral on my head, but at least I'd know why it cost so much.
Basically, as the price of a haircut increases you see diminishing returns on quality. While you and I might be okay on a ten dollar haircut, gay people can sense that tiny difference in quality.
Well, I guess I'll be in trouble if I find myself needing to impress gay people with my looks- but then I'd be in trouble if I needed to impress anyone with my looks, regardless of the quality of my coiffure.
I wouldn't mind paying for hair cuts if they actually looked good. After 20 years I finally realized I could choose between a shitty hair cut for between 15-50 dollars, or a shitty hair cut for free.
But then now it's thinned to the point where it would just be retarded to do anything but shave it.
I get haircuts for ~$25 So you can add that to the poll database.
Always figured females have to pay more because more is expected from the top of their heads (I'm not sexist BLAME SOCIETY). Never figured a dude would be paying over $50 though, unless it involved colouring or some special treatment.
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edited March 2010
I have huge head too! Hi-5!
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edited April 2010
I get a 30 dollar haircut about once every 3 months or so.
When pressed for time, I'll hop into sports-cuts and get a 10 dollar snip, but then it's like rolling the dice to see if it'll turn out well.
Basically, I'm no stylist or anything so I have no idea what to tell the haircut person how I want it cut, just that I want it "shorter" and "neat" or "cleaned up." I prefer to pay them extra money in order to divine from chicken bones what exactly I mean by "neat" so that I will be satisfied by the result. You can't afford to feed your kids and buy chicken bones with a 10 dollar-a-cut salary.
Now I know what you're thinking, but Munkus, can't they just go out and buy KFC? Come on now, you don't want your hair-interpretation to rest on the hefty shoulders (wings?) of a chicken with enough grease to fill a tin of Dapper Dan (tm). You'd come out looking like the Fonz.
Now I know what you're thinking, but Munkus, the Fonz is cool. Yeah but you won't be the Fonz. You'll just look like the Fonz. An ugly Fonz. People will say "Hey, it's the Fonz! Except he's not attractive or interesting!" It will be the opposite of happy days, all because you decided that a ten dollar haircut was acceptable.
Frankly, you sicken me.
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I hate paying for haircuts, so I shave with clippers as well. It's only like 12 bucks but I figure I can do it myself and avoid going to a hairdresser to cut my balding dome.
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edited April 2010
In all truthfullness the Fonz was never cool, it was just that the social peer pressure was at a criticle point in Milwaukie where no-one could legitamately come out and say, "Hey Fonz, you're actually a bit of a dick!" without being excommunicated from the state of Wisconsin for 'Crimes against the Fonz'. 50's Wisconsin was really a bit like Nazi Germany when you think about it.
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edited April 2010
Fonz was a dick?
He provided free juke-box repair.
Free juke-box repair.
And he jumped a shark!
The defense rests.
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edited April 2010
He never repaired it, he modified it so only he could use it for free.
If that's not dick behaviour I don't know what is.
Plus he used to steal everyones chicks, there was no chicks for anyone except the Fonz. There was a major chick shortage in Milwauke and The Fonz was the cause.
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edited April 2010
The Fonz's taste in music was impeccable. If you didn't like what the Fonz was playing, you were doing it wrong.
Speaking of which, so what if he's stealing people's ladies. We're looking at the greater societal welfare, not the individual welfare.
Those women are much happier with their brief time with the Fonz than with whatever loser they were dancing with at the box social. And Fonz loves nothing more than holding the dames ever so gently as he whispers Aayyyyyyeee into their ear.
It figures that Mustang, with his anti-Happy Days rhetoric and his venomous agenda against the Fonz's character, would be a sexist pig. Next he'll be suggesting that the Fonz pay a "loser tax" to provide porn for the dumped dullards. Those ladies chose the Fonz, Mustang. Women's right to choose (Roe v. Wade, 410 U.S. 113 (1973).
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If I paid that much for a haircut, I'd expect, at minimum, for my hair to be turned into a detailed topiary of Rouen cathedral. I mean, I still wouldn't want to have a Rouen cathedral on my head, but at least I'd know why it cost so much.
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Basically, as the price of a haircut increases you see diminishing returns on quality. While you and I might be okay on a ten dollar haircut, gay people can sense that tiny difference in quality.
I can't get to work via the freeway.
I only require the broad strokes of style, I can fill in the details later with hair wax.
Well, I guess I'll be in trouble if I find myself needing to impress gay people with my looks- but then I'd be in trouble if I needed to impress anyone with my looks, regardless of the quality of my coiffure.
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I wouldn't mind paying for hair cuts if they actually looked good. After 20 years I finally realized I could choose between a shitty hair cut for between 15-50 dollars, or a shitty hair cut for free.
But then now it's thinned to the point where it would just be retarded to do anything but shave it.
... in retrospect, this is a step in the wrong direction.
haha, no way. Ok, I suggest Brighton. They nearly voted in a One Nation loony a few years ago.
Always figured females have to pay more because more is expected from the top of their heads (I'm not sexist BLAME SOCIETY). Never figured a dude would be paying over $50 though, unless it involved colouring or some special treatment.
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because apparently i have a huge head
and having any large amount of hair only adds to the terror it causes
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When pressed for time, I'll hop into sports-cuts and get a 10 dollar snip, but then it's like rolling the dice to see if it'll turn out well.
Basically, I'm no stylist or anything so I have no idea what to tell the haircut person how I want it cut, just that I want it "shorter" and "neat" or "cleaned up." I prefer to pay them extra money in order to divine from chicken bones what exactly I mean by "neat" so that I will be satisfied by the result. You can't afford to feed your kids and buy chicken bones with a 10 dollar-a-cut salary.
Now I know what you're thinking, but Munkus, can't they just go out and buy KFC? Come on now, you don't want your hair-interpretation to rest on the hefty shoulders (wings?) of a chicken with enough grease to fill a tin of Dapper Dan (tm). You'd come out looking like the Fonz.
Now I know what you're thinking, but Munkus, the Fonz is cool. Yeah but you won't be the Fonz. You'll just look like the Fonz. An ugly Fonz. People will say "Hey, it's the Fonz! Except he's not attractive or interesting!" It will be the opposite of happy days, all because you decided that a ten dollar haircut was acceptable.
Frankly, you sicken me.
Also I have HHS. (huge head syndrome)
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He provided free juke-box repair.
Free juke-box repair.
And he jumped a shark!
The defense rests.
If that's not dick behaviour I don't know what is.
Plus he used to steal everyones chicks, there was no chicks for anyone except the Fonz. There was a major chick shortage in Milwauke and The Fonz was the cause.
I used to get my hair straitened and man am I glad I'm done with that shit.
Speaking of which, so what if he's stealing people's ladies. We're looking at the greater societal welfare, not the individual welfare.
Those women are much happier with their brief time with the Fonz than with whatever loser they were dancing with at the box social. And Fonz loves nothing more than holding the dames ever so gently as he whispers Aayyyyyyeee into their ear.
It figures that Mustang, with his anti-Happy Days rhetoric and his venomous agenda against the Fonz's character, would be a sexist pig. Next he'll be suggesting that the Fonz pay a "loser tax" to provide porn for the dumped dullards. Those ladies chose the Fonz, Mustang. Women's right to choose (Roe v. Wade, 410 U.S. 113 (1973).
edit: oh, crap. Well I'll think of one then.