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[Mini] Frisky Phalla - It's Over! Village Victory!
Romanian My Escutcheon
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Previously on Frisky Dingo...
Stan, can you please explain to me again why you dragged me to the Xcalibur at this hour?
"This hour?" It's 3:00 PM Xander.
Well 3:00 for poor people is, like, thirteen-o-clock for a rich person!
That's not a real time.
Since when?
It never was!
I distinctly remember reading a 13 on a clock!
On your office clock, written in crayon!
Well...
Sigh... We're here because the Xtacles called me, and informed me that they wanted to negotiate the terms of their contracts, which requires you to be present to consent to the negotiations.
Just give it to them in Monopoly money! Do I have to think of everything?
That won’t work again. They’ve been careful to make sure their money has some actual value, since the last time they got paid they, they were forced to spend the night washing dishes at Logan’s Steakhouse.
What about the self-destruct charges in their helmets?
Damned union made me remove them. Something about “Blowing off employees head being against the law.”
Oh. Well... We've been sitting in this reception room for, like, 3 hours now! What's taking so long...?
On the opposite side of the room, a door whooshes open, and a large albino gentleman (who is also naked) walks in, chatting on the phone...
Well I don't know, Phil! Crews is an idiot in the greatest sense of the word, I can't think of why he'd ask me to meet him on the Xcali... Oh, erm... Crews...
Doucheface! What are you doing here?
It's Killface you dolt! And what do you mean "What am I doing here?" You called me! Remember? Those non-melting couplings you offered to sell me? Can you think of it without that pea of a brain overheating?
Couplings? Like baby cups?
Baby cups? BABY CUPS? Just when I think you’ve reached the peak of idiocy…
Yeah? Well… You smell funny!
…What? Listen you…
Enough, both of you! Something weird is going on here, and we need to figure it…
Suddenly, a television in the room springs to life.
Hahahahahaha! The predator’s web snares the prey! My plot has succeeded! Finally, I, Antagone, will have revenge on the moronic Xander Crews, the fool Killface, and their closest acquaintances!
Ant Lady? What in the world are you doing?
I just said that! Remember? The web, revenge, Crews is a moron?
No, I got that, but… You’re Ant Lady. Ants don’t spin webs. Spiders do. If you were Spider Lady, that would make sense, but…
Erm…
Not to interrupt or anything, but… You are just hot. You doing anything later? I had a date with this frumpy chick, Grace, but I could always cancel…
SILENCE CREWS! And the web isn’t important! What is important is that I have lured you all here… TO MURDER YOU! Right now, there is a small group of Xtacles implanted with some of my precious children…
Kids? Okay, I take it back, no Crews for you.
SILENCE! As I was saying, a small group of Xtacles have been implanted by some of my ants, and the ants are currently manipulating them, provoking them to end your pathetic lives! There is nothing you can do to stop it! I will watch them destroy you, and once you are all dead, I will stand atop your corpses and laugh! Hahahahahaha!
Deliciously sinister, if I do say so myself. But there’s one problem…
Oh? And what would that be?
Well, if we were to disguise ourselves as Xtacles, we would just look like regular Xtacles, and your ants would just have to randomly attack people on the Xcalibur, until they finally found us. And odds are we would stop them before they got to any of us…
…
And as it turns out, there’s a few Xtacle uniforms in here…
Oh… Well… Erm… D-do that if you wish! But you will only delay the inevitable! Nothing will stop my revenge! Nothing!
The TV goes dark.
…She seem familiar to you guys?
AND NOW, THE CONTINUATION…
Welcome to the Frisky Dingo Phalla!
This is a mini-Phalla, designed for 25 people and 5 reserves, based on the TV series Frisky Dingo.
Source Material
Here's the Adult Swim page for Frisky Dingo. Character sheets, videos, episode summaries... Everything you need to have a cursory knowledge of the Dingo.
You do not need to be intimately involved with the show to play, but role playing is, as always, encouraged.
Rules
This is a traditional Mafia vs. Village phalla. No factions, no attack sheets, just good old fashioned paranoia and baseless suspicion.
Every day, you must vote for somebody in bold red to be taken out of the game. Vote retractions should be in bold lime. Vote close is at 10:00 PM EST every night unless otherwise stated. Actions taken after 9:59 by the forum clock will not be counted.
Standard phalla rules apply; no screen caps, no direct quoting of PMs, no anonymous contact. You get one “ghost post” following your death which cannot contain any information immediately relevant to the game. No communication with dead players is allowed. Editing posts is okay, if the edit is done within 5 minutes of posting. Posts cannot be changed after the 5 minute limit, and cannot be deleted. Send me links to any proboards started for the game.
ACTIVITY REQUIREMENTS
There is a two-post-per-day requirement, and you are required to vote. The vote is considered a post. If you remain inactive for more than two days, Inactivus will drag you into his dark abyss, and I will either kill off your character, or give it to a reserve.
Clarifications should be made in bold orange.
CLARIFICATIONS ARCHIVE
Villagers will get PMs the first night confirming their roles. Village Specials will get more because of their abilities.
Role PMs
You are an Xtacle!
Alignment: Village
You are just an average Xtacle. Nothing different about you from the average person... Well, except for the fact you’re paid to fly around in a giant sky fortress, helping a superhero beat up jerks that have unhealthy obsessions with giant laser cannons. Sometimes the work gets hazardous, but hey, it beats going back to cleaning up puke at the carnival. While you don’t particularly know anybody targeted by Antagone’s plot, you do realize that your life is in danger, and that you need to help them stop the Ant Assassins before they kill you. No pressure.
Victory Condition(s): Stop Antagone’s assassins from destroying the village.
Alignment: Village
You are just an average Xtacle. Nothing different about you from the average person... Well, except for the fact you’re paid to fly around in a giant sky fortress, helping a superhero beat up jerks that have unhealthy obsessions with giant laser cannons. Sometimes the work gets hazardous, but hey, it beats going back to cleaning up puke at the carnival. While you don’t particularly know anybody targeted by Antagone’s plot, you do realize that your life is in danger, and that you need to help them stop the Ant Assassins before they kill you. No pressure.
Victory Condition(s): Stop Antagone’s assassins from destroying the village.
Sign-ups should be made in bold Lime.
Let the mayhem begin!
Players
1) TheLawinator (KILLED)
2) Arivia (KILLED)
3) simulacrum
4) WhiteWolf (KILLED)
5) KingMole (KILLED)
6) DeShadowC (KILLED)
7) simonwolf (KILLED)
8) Egos
9) The_Reflection (KILLED)
10) Delphinidaes
11) Samurai6966 (KILLED)
12) Dunadan019 (KILLED)
13) Minor Second
14) Mr. Defecation (KILLED)
15) Smurph
16) Kias (KILLED)
17) Shorn Scrotum Man
18) Ringo (KILLED)
19) Tiphareth (KILLED)
20) tzeentchling (KILLED)
21) Savant (KILLED)
22) LemmingHead (KILLED)
23) Captain Marcus (KILLED)
24) Zandracon (KILLED)
25) Alegis (KILLED)
Reserves
1) ...
2) kime
3) Lucedes
4) JaysonFour
5)
The Dead:
Dunadan: Xtacle Villager. Thrown into the brig for inability to perform a regulation keg stand.
Savant: Xtacle Villager. Killed by a mysterious explosion.
WhiteWolf: Killed by Xander Crews.
DeShadowC: Xtacle Villager. Killed by ant bites. That'll be an embarrassing obituary in the Xtacle Times.
TheLawinator (Xander Crews): Thrown into the brig for killing another villager.
Simonwolf: Xtacle Villager. Killed in a desperate attack by a member of the Ant Assassins.
Alegis: Xtacle Villager. Killed by the Mafia.
Samurai6966: Killed for displaying some very ant-like behavior.
KingMole: Killed by a lucky shot.
Zandracon: Ant Assassin, killed for not appreciating Pottery Barn.
Kias: Ant Assassin, killed by Val, with some help from Wendell and the Xcalibur crew.
Wendell (Arivia): Village Mason. Detained for not being a part of the original crew.
Val (LemmingHead): Neutral Assassin. Detained for not being a part of the original crew.
The_Reflection: Xtacle Villager. Detained for not taking part in a crew brawl.
Tzeentchling: Xtacle Villager. Killed by Hooper/Sinn's explosives.
Ronnie (Tiphareth): Xtacle Mason. Knocked out by Hooper/Sinn's explosives.
Hooper/Sinn (Mr. Defecation): Detained for planting explosives in the Xcalibur's lower decks.
Captain Marcus: Xtacle Villager, detained for his uncanny survival skills.
Ringo: Xtacle Villager, killed by the Mafia.
Day One Narration.
Day Two Narration.
Day Three Narration.
Day Four Narration.
Day Five Narration.
Day Six Narration.
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feel free to throw me in if you need more peeps, but I'll be at a LAN this week-end so I won't be as active as usual.
Steam
!Boosh
Get on the bus!
Can I have my paper hat now?
!Sign up!
I can has cheezburger, yes?
I ask because a lot of the times if people don't get a pm they jump in a bit late and it's obvious who got a role and such.
Steam
Villagers will be getting role PMs the first day. Village Specials will obviously get a few more.
Sign up
Steam
Yeah, just need to wrap up the narration. Should be up tomorrow afternoon, and the first vote close will probably be Saturday.
Steam
Okay. I'll give you a pass until then.
Sign-ups are now closed. Day 1 narration should be up sometime this afternoon.
It has been 2 hours since Antagone revealed her plot. The crew of the Xcalibur meets in the main chamber to discuss the best method to root out the assassins hidden amongst them...
So why can't we just punch people in the balls until they start cursing?
Because it won't help us root out the assassins!
I know that! Come on man, haven't you ever heard of comic relief?
...Remind me to shoot you once this is all over. Now, does anybody have any legitimate ideas on how to find these killers?
A cacophony of voices cries out several different suggestions, each of them progressively worst than the last.
Hot dog eating contest!
Baby throwing competition!
Toss out everybody who isn't a multi-billionaire!
After several minutes of this...
ENOUGH! Honestly, were you all just hired based on how irritating you could be?
Hey, I resent that!
Would you kindly shut up? Obviously there's no way for us to determine who isn't infected without some element of doubt. So we'll just have to vote for someone to detain until this all blows over... Hopefully we'll manage to get a few of the assassins.
False imprisonment based on no concrete proof whatsoever!?
...
I think I'm starting to like you more and more.
Thank you for giving me a reason to revile myself, I'll make sure to capitalize on that later on. Now...
Who's going to be the first to go?
Day One has begun.
All votes/orders/posts must be in by Saturday, 4/3/10, by 10:00 PM EST.
PMs will be out shortly.