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RELEASE THE KRAKEN

trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
edited April 2010 in Social Entropy++
Advance reviews are...not good.

I'm hoping they are filthy lying geese though, because this movie has a KRAKEN in it and it gets RELEASED.


if you could release a Kraken no one would fuck with you, not the post office, nobody. You're giving me a parking ticket? Ok but...I'll RELEASE THE KRAKEN. Well, as long as they live near or in the water or fly over the water at any point you could threaten them with that thing.

kraken.jpg


Or I dunno use the thread title as various sexual innuendos

"I released the Kraken on your mom last night."

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    my kraken is hard

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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    17$ + for a 3d movie now

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    releasing my kraken everywhere

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    hey Trent what's this movie about

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    DO YOU SEE HOW ANNOYING THAT IS TRENT

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    i wish this was dated so I could prove I didn't make it

    edit: whoops forgot the link

    http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_does_sperm_kraken_means_in_arabic

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    YaYa wrote: »
    hey Trent what's this movie about

    Kraken release.

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    some dude fights a bunch of monsters, including a Kraken that is released on him.

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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Liam Neeson kills everyone, the end

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    INTO THE KRAKEN

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    hey yaya

    wanna see me release the kraken

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    so much calamari

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    releasin krakens over here y'all

    gonna be releasin this with some other dudes all over this thread

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I bet it would be all tough and not very tasty.

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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Japan will get involved eventually with an anime remake.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    The bad reviews of this movie alone are worth sharing...god I'm so disapointed but I dunno if I trust those dudes.

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    man, you can't beat claymation with mere digital effects

    at work there's a massive book dedicated to ray harryhausen's life and art and it's really really cool

    i ought to buy it before it gets marked down and some student nabs it

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I want this to be good so badly

    why is this not good

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Barcardi wrote: »
    Japan will get involved eventually with an anime remake.

    Japan knows how to properly release a kraken.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    You can have fast moving action, but it needs to be in sustained shots. Instead they are more classically edited. Now imagine if those action sequences were directed by Paul Greengrass in full on BOURNE SUPREMACY-mode and you begin to get an idea of what watching action sequences in CLASH is like. There is a real, honest to god reason people like Michael Bay are resistant to 3-D – because it changes the way you are allowed to make movies. You have to frame them differently; color them differently; edit them differently. You cannot just take any old film and add 3-D to it, just like you can’t take any old Black & White film and colorize it. But that’s exactly what they did here.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    ROBCHAM

    How dare you.

    You unscrupulous bag of armadillo bile. Build me an office, and then get out of it. You're fired.

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    TheStig wrote: »
    Barcardi wrote: »
    Japan will get involved eventually with an anime remake.

    Japan knows how to properly release a kraken.

    Clash of the Tentacle Rape

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    And it positively destroyed the fucking film. To add insult to injury, they didn’t even color correct it to account for the sunglass-effect of the polarized lenses, making the experience very much like…watching a movie while wearing sunglasses. BRILLIANT!

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    can we make this thread about Kick-Ass

    I saw it last night and it was awesome

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  • Recoil42Recoil42 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Barcardi wrote: »
    17$ + for a 3d movie now

    Supposedly IMAX wants to start charging $20+

    Supply and demand, my friends. Supply and demand.

    Seriously though, that's laughably ridiculous
    And yet people will still pay for it

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    This is a colorized black and white film?

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    ROBCHAM

    How dare you.

    You unscrupulous bag of armadillo bile. Build me an office, and then get out of it. You're fired.

    oh so that's how it is is it?

    well believe you me I am going to build the best damn office you ever seen

    oh yeah

    you'll see

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    whoa hey Rob you're a bunny again

    did you go into the Dark World

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    YaYa wrote: »
    can we make this thread about Kick-Ass

    I saw it last night and it was awesome

    GOD DAMN I might be seeing that tomorrow night. How was it?

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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    i hope 3d tvs stay out for a while so i can pick up a top notch 1080p 50 incher for a reduced, non 3d price. I mean damn, i know people that are still resisting blueray, tons of people.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    Robcham wrote: »
    ROBCHAM

    How dare you.

    You unscrupulous bag of armadillo bile. Build me an office, and then get out of it. You're fired.

    oh so that's how it is is it?

    well believe you me I am going to build the best damn office you ever seen

    oh yeah

    you'll see

    Yes, the "best damn office"

    It will be a "damn office" alright.

    Because whenever I'm inside it, I'm in hell.

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    trentsteel wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    can we make this thread about Kick-Ass

    I saw it last night and it was awesome

    GOD DAMN I might be seeing that tomorrow night. How was it?

    really fucking fun

    and the fights were great

    Nicholas Cage and Chloe Grace Moretz straight up brutalizing mob guys

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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Robcham wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    Barcardi wrote: »
    Japan will get involved eventually with an anime remake.

    Japan knows how to properly release a kraken.

    Clash of the Tentacle Rape

    They did it with the count of monte cristo. It was totally per the storyline for about 20 episodes then all the sudden
    vampires and space travel and giant robots and tentacle rape!
    so why not do it with this too?

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Barcardi wrote: »
    Liam Neeson gets paid, the end

    At least, that's all I can tell about this movie.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    A lot of live action movies that get released in 3D have it added in post and it don't look very pretty or impressive. Really the best 3D movies are the ones made digitally, like How To Train Your Dragon, which was great in 3D, and 2D even.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    That being said I thought this movie was fun. Not good, but I liked the action and the Gods and oh man swords.

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Barcardi wrote: »
    i hope 3d tvs stay out for a while so i can pick up a top notch 1080p 50 incher for a reduced, non 3d price. I mean damn, i know people that are still resisting blueray, tons of people.

    xbots smug.gif

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Barcardi wrote: »
    Robcham wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    Barcardi wrote: »
    Japan will get involved eventually with an anime remake.

    Japan knows how to properly release a kraken.

    Clash of the Tentacle Rape

    They did it with the count of monte cristo. It was totally per the storyline for about 20 episodes then all the sudden [spoilers]vampires and space travel and giant robots and tentacle rape![/spoiler]
    so why not do it with this too?

    Wait what. What was this Anime called?

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    YaYa wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    can we make this thread about Kick-Ass

    I saw it last night and it was awesome

    GOD DAMN I might be seeing that tomorrow night. How was it?

    really fucking fun

    and the fights were great

    Nicholas Cage and Chloe Grace Moretz straight up brutalizing mob guys

    The premise of the movie seems to be a very realistic one (Being a super hero would get you killed fast), but the action scenes look over-the-top and ridiculous. How are these things reconciled?

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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Barcardi wrote: »
    Robcham wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    Barcardi wrote: »
    Japan will get involved eventually with an anime remake.

    Japan knows how to properly release a kraken.

    Clash of the Tentacle Rape

    They did it with the count of monte cristo. It was totally per the storyline for about 20 episodes then all the sudden [spoilers]vampires and space travel and giant robots and tentacle rape![/spoiler]
    so why not do it with this too?

    Wait what. What was this Anime called?

    Its on netflix, the title is unintelligible. I think it starts with the letter G, Gantzcatuzcuo or something like that.

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