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Our dearest national pastime

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Rape Coulter?

    Our dearest national pastime is now rape.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I'm not sure who's getting violated in that scenario.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    you know what i am extremely hung over and this talk of coulter is making me dry heave

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    you know what i am extremely hung and this talk of coulter is making me dry hump

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Art.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    and then I will kill snowbeat, and I will become the new snowbeat

    but AMP'd, you're already the new Snowbeat

    excellent

    now I'll need stylish glasses to complete the look

    which reminds me, I found some Jones root beer at the grocery store
    yum

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    and then I will kill snowbeat, and I will become the new snowbeat

    but AMP'd, you're already the new Snowbeat

    excellent

    now I'll need stylish glasses to complete the look

    which reminds me, I found some Jones root beer at the grocery store
    yum

    so good

    it bothers me that Panera doesn't carry Jones Sodas anymore

    also my mom was in Florida for Passover and she told me there was so much Passover Coke

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    jones fruit juice is amazingly good

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I appreciated the fact that it had real sugar.

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    FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I like Jones.

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    I appreciated the fact that it had real sugar.

    I had some stuff with pure cane sugar one time instead of this high fructose corn syrup shit we have. it was amazing

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    Jones is good soda. But they don't do fruit juice. They do fruit based soft drinks, but they all have sugar added so it's not really fair to call any of their drinks juice imo. If it's called juice, it shouldn't have any sweetener added or it's a soft drink.

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    SwissLionSwissLion We are beside ourselves! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Soft Drink implies, at least to me, a certain fizziness.

    If they do much more than reconstitute that shit, then it's just eww.

    Glad there's a couple of different brands where I can get pure unadulterated Pine-orange goodness.

    Truly the king of juices.

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    pine orange sounds more appropriate for like

    cleaning fluid

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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    i always laugh at how little juice orangina contains

    but then i drink it anyways because it tastes so good

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    captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    SwissLion wrote: »
    Soft Drink implies, at least to me, a certain fizziness.

    If they do much more than reconstitute that shit, then it's just eww.

    Glad there's a couple of different brands where I can get pure unadulterated Pine-orange goodness.

    Truly the king of juices.

    POG: Pineapple Orange Guava. They had it all over when I went to Hawaii and it was amazing.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
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    Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    oh fuck no

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    whoops

    oh hey shank

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Oh my God, Shank has been reincarnated by Walt Whitman

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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    hey shank

    how goes it

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    the beautiful part is that he has a permanent 5 pt infraction so it'll be pretty hilarious to see how quickly he gets banned again :lol:

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hi everyone! I'm good. How are alla y'all?

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    pretty good. how was chef school

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hi everyone! I'm good. How are alla y'all?

    I'm already reminiscing on the time we didn't have you.

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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    i will now take bets on whether or not the health care bill will last as long as this thread did

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    PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    the beautiful part is that he has a permanent 5 pt infraction so it'll be pretty hilarious to see how quickly he gets banned again :lol:

    W-what? He was in Europe this whole time.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    It was fun/fine/hard. A little strange because almost everyone else there was attending the school in the interest of being a chef and me and a few other people just wanted to learn to cook, but it was pretty neat to have that sort of inside/outside perspective.

    What have you been up to, Snowboot? Snowbit? Snowbot?

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    it's a beat, man

    follow it

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    the beautiful part is that he has a permanent 5 pt infraction so it'll be pretty hilarious to see how quickly he gets banned again :lol:

    W-what? He was in Europe this whole time.

    he still has a 5 pt permanent infraction, and he has been banned before

    and yeah, welcom back shank
    try not to fuck up your first day back on the forum :P

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    the beat of snow

    drifting like cherry blossom petals

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    thorgot wrote: »
    i will now take bets on whether or not the health care bill will last as long as this thread did

    Well, it was signed into law March 23
    Today is April 4

    This thread was started March 26
    Sooooooooooooooo

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Thanks, Druhim! I hope not to be around too much on account of how I got a fair amount of stuff to do over the coming months, but might pop in once in a while to see what new sphere lets me ricochet out in a different direction.

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    we'll now have a vote to have a vote on whether or not to vote on voting for repeal

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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    BusterK wrote: »
    thorgot wrote: »
    i will now take bets on whether or not the health care bill will last as long as this thread did

    Well, it was signed into law March 23
    Today is April 4
    Sooooooooo

    and a guest on the colbert report explained to me why there is no legal way the republicans can actually gain enough votes to override a veto this election

    i am no expert on this matter

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Zoel wrote: »
    the beat of snow

    drifting like cherry blossom petals
    whoa man

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    Thanks, Druhim! I hope not to be around too much on account of how I got a fair amount of stuff to do over the coming months, but might pop in once in a while to see what new sphere lets me ricochet out in a different direction.

    cool man, glad you had a good a good time

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    six centimeters per second or in the case of snowbeat sick centimeters per second.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hey, I can't believe I haven't asked yet. Did I miss anything super-exciting? Internet exciting? World wide web wild?

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    pharezon came out of the closet

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