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The boozer alkie wino [ALCOHOL] Thread

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    NastymanNastyman Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Oh fuck Shiner is the best.

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    cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    even though i knew it would happen, i have drank modelos until i puked. like, 20, at least. the world turned all dr. suess-y after 10, so all i had to gon on after that was bottle caps to keep count.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nastyman wrote: »
    Dead, what about Modelo?

    it's pretty good

    not my go to mexican brew

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    cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nastyman wrote: »
    Dead, what about Modelo?

    oh shiiiiiit.... my mind has been rapped

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    cadmunky wrote: »
    even though i knew it would happen, i have drank modelos until i puked. like, 20, at least. the world turned all dr. suess-y after 10, so all i had to gon on after that was bottle caps to keep count.

    you know that this kind of behavior makes us alcoholics right?

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    cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    uh raped, even

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I like Negra Modelo

    But I like Tecate way more than I thought I would

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    cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    cadmunky wrote: »
    even though i knew it would happen, i have drank modelos until i puked. like, 20, at least. the world turned all dr. suess-y after 10, so all i had to gon on after that was bottle caps to keep count.

    you know that this kind of behavior makes us alcoholics right?

    oh what's the term for psychotic alkies....?

    you know, where we do the samr thing over and over expecting differnet results?

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    spazmojackspazmojack Hangin on the corner of 52nd and BroadwayRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Swill wrote: »
    spazmojack wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »

    24oz can style

    do you mean a tallboy

    smug~~~

    thx @ koshian+zombies for keeping it real in this thread

    exactly what i mean

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    cadmunky wrote: »
    cadmunky wrote: »
    even though i knew it would happen, i have drank modelos until i puked. like, 20, at least. the world turned all dr. suess-y after 10, so all i had to gon on after that was bottle caps to keep count.

    you know that this kind of behavior makes us alcoholics right?

    oh what's the term for psychotic alkies....?

    you know, where we do the samr thing over and over expecting differnet results?

    friends?

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    NastymanNastyman Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I have a friend who kills a 24 pack by himself. He is mightier than I.

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    cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    cadmunky wrote: »
    cadmunky wrote: »
    even though i knew it would happen, i have drank modelos until i puked. like, 20, at least. the world turned all dr. suess-y after 10, so all i had to gon on after that was bottle caps to keep count.

    you know that this kind of behavior makes us alcoholics right?

    oh what's the term for psychotic alkies....?

    you know, where we do the samr thing over and over expecting differnet results?

    friends?

    birds of a feather. ok a certain munky needs to go to bed before any more atrocities to the english vocabulary can be comitted.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nastyman wrote: »
    I have a friend who kills a 24 pack by himself. He is mightier than I.

    i can do this

    i prefer not to

    my dad and i bought a bunch of beer saturday afternoon and it was all gone before saturday night

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    dos equis is pretty good for what it is, commonly found and such. It's excellent on tap.

    And yeah, I am always surprised at how much I like tecate. Sol and corona are crap. Pacifico is pretty damn good, always can get buckets of it in mexico.

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    NastymanNastyman Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I can drink about 12-14 beers before I'm so wasted I have to stop. 24 would be madness. I would black out and throw up everywhere. Once I had to leave a party so I hammered 9 shots of Kentucky Deluxe over the span of 15 minutes. I didn't even get drunk until I was already home.

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    spazmojackspazmojack Hangin on the corner of 52nd and BroadwayRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nastyman wrote: »
    I have a friend who kills a 24 pack by himself. He is mightier than I.

    i can do this

    i prefer not to

    my dad and i bought a bunch of beer saturday afternoon and it was all gone before saturday night

    this happened to me last night, won't say it was the best or worst of times, but drinkin with parents is strange.

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    NastymanNastyman Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    spazmojack wrote: »
    Nastyman wrote: »
    I have a friend who kills a 24 pack by himself. He is mightier than I.

    i can do this

    i prefer not to

    my dad and i bought a bunch of beer saturday afternoon and it was all gone before saturday night

    this happened to me last night, won't say it was the best or worst of times, but drinkin with parents is strange.

    I was drinking with my grandfather today at the ballgame.

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    4 talll boys.

    tylenol pm

    NIIIIGHT

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    about 12 beers is average for me on a night of steady beer drinking

    less if i go home early

    more if i'm in party mode

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    OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    There was one night where I couldn't sleep, so I took a shot of whiskey to see if that helped. Then I took six more because fuck yeah whiskey. ANd it worked! I managed to fall into a nice slumber.

    Then I woke up a few hours later drunk

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Scrum wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    i just think the whiskey is a little harsh for me. i let it sit over ice for a bit before i drink it straight

    which whiskey

    The whiskey in Bailey's. Which is, you know, a little sad.

    oh what the fuck kusu

    i'm an alcohol pussy until i get drunk, then i'm a champion

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    about 12 beers is average for me on a night of steady beer drinking

    less if i go home early

    more if i'm in party mode

    yeah this is the same with me

    I know a lot of dudes who can take 24 beers easily

    i can probably get close to that but I dont really want to try cause thats a looot of beer

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I'll admit

    I'm a small dude and I can't drink for shit

    But it means I can get more drunk for less money!

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    yeah im jealous of dudes like that

    costs waaay too much to get drunk

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    It takes 6-8 beers to get me drunk.

    Thats way to much money

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I have no alcohol

    gin would be nice

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    6 beers ill be buzzed

    about 9 beer ill be kinda drunk, depends on the time frame

    above 12 and im good

    waay too much

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    There was one night where I couldn't sleep, so I took a shot of whiskey to see if that helped. Then I took six more because fuck yeah whiskey. ANd it worked! I managed to fall into a nice slumber.

    Then I woke up a few hours later drunk

    Waking up drunk is even worse than waking up hungover

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    It takes 6-8 beers to get me drunk.

    Thats way to much money

    there's a reason I buy cocktails when I'm at bars

    I can either drink like six cocktails

    or I can buy beers for the same price

    and I end up buying maybe fifteen

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    NastymanNastyman Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Waking up drunk is cool. Waking up on drugs is not.

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Have you ever been drunk


    ON WEEED

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    6 beers ill be buzzed

    about 9 beer ill be kinda drunk, depends on the time frame

    above 12 and im good

    waay too much

    yeah this is me, substitute shots and cocktails for every 1.5 beers maybe

    damn you body

    damn you

    edit: if i mixed lots of alcohols i used to be able to get shitfaced and now that doesn't happen anymore either.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    i have been drunk on weed it was single-handedly my favorite experience with weed ever

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    GET CRUNK

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    drunk+weed is eeehhhh

    one time on it was probably one of the weirdest nights of my life, because all 4 of us ended up in the tub at one point in the night

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    but it was only weird the first time, right zot

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    oh hey it's Tub Tuesday

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    GET CRUNK

    i smoked 1/5th of two dimes and it was delightful

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I do not like cross-buzzing at all

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    i've always heard it called cross fading

    i
    loved it

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