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    MoosehatIVMoosehatIV Saw a blimp once Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    It's a vampire?

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    alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I will bet cash money that they're an attempt at synthesizing Vampire-Werewolf hybrids, resulting in undead monstrosities.

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    MoosehatIV wrote: »
    It's a vampire?

    A slavering Nosferatu, to be precise.

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    HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Krosius wrote: »
    I will bet cash money that they're an attempt at synthesizing Vampire-Werewolf hybrids, resulting in undead monstrosities.

    Nah, pony can probably write a better story than Underworld

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    it's probably gone all batshit feral

    they do that sometimes

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    alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    Krosius wrote: »
    I will bet cash money that they're an attempt at synthesizing Vampire-Werewolf hybrids, resulting in undead monstrosities.

    Nah, pony can probably write a better story than Underworld

    It is a pretty well ridden concept, but I'm just thinking if there's similar claw marks of a larger size, there might be a pack, and you guys are fighting a runt. Or something. I dunno. New to this setting.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Could be there was a werewolf being experimented on, too.

    Or a demon or something.

    I know very little about the new WoD and what has changed between versions

    do Hunters still get magic powers?

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    MoosehatIVMoosehatIV Saw a blimp once Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Whatever the thing is it is bad i want it to go away.

    Hunters can get powers, but only through joining big conspiracies generally.

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    hunters also get a kind of group exp that can be spent on acquiring tactics (like maintaining a fire on a vampire, defanging a vampire, herding monsters into a bottleneck, etc)

    If I recall the specifics correctly, that is.

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    alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Oh yeah, it could definitely be a demon. That hadn't crossed my mind. Could also be a troll.


    Also, looks like this 'Project Ferryman' is some kind of techno-magic stuff intercepting souls and creating new bodies for them for the souls to inhabit. Completion of the physical form may be symbolic of how much of the soul is contained in it, ergo the whole "half-baked screaming until I die" thing, even for those with not immediately fatal wounds.

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    HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    well, now you guys get to wait in suspense, then!

    yeah, unfortunately all the shit went down while I was just getting off work.

    and then i had to drive two hours home after making a few posts.

    then vampire.

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    MoosehatIVMoosehatIV Saw a blimp once Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Well, the perk is that no matter what the fuck it is putting a stake through its heart should kill it.

    If not, i vote for running.

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    HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    i think the dead bodies everywhere should make it evident that running isn't going to be much better than the current situation.

    we could end up running, finding another one of these things, and then having the other one catching up to us.

    i'm not so hot about this idea.

    i think we've got to punch, kick, stab and shoot this thing back into the afterlife.

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    i get to play D&D again after a 2 month hiatus on Sunday

    weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    God

    Hope your DM ills you

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I have awakened and clarified things.

    Ho-shoe can now post.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    DEAD MONSTER

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    horseshoe why did you delete your post with the roll?

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    HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    shit sorry

    i typed some flavor stuff but then your post was cooler.

    1d10=9, 1d10=5, 1d10=8, 1d10=7, 1d10=10

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    the amount of "real" that this shit is getting is steadily increasing

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    HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    so pony can you give us a total inventory on our weapons and ammo situation?

    so far hank has claimed a pistol and one of the spike-ejectors

    also, are the SMG's small enough to use like a pistol, or are they technically rifles?

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Currently, you guys have acquired

    2 light SMGs
    1 pistol
    5 magazines for those SMGs
    3 cannisters for the weird "stake-punch"
    said "stake-punch"
    some bloody clothes
    2 yellow keycards
    1 teal keycard
    1 red keycard
    a working radio headset

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    HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    alright... hank will risk taking the stake-punch and spare canisters... and he's already got a set of bloody clothes on. He gave the doctor coat to Esmer already. He also has the pistol.

    Bo already has one of the SMG's

    Hank will give the other SMG to Jack.

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    alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    So...

    Project Ferryman: You guys

    Project Carmilla: The Vampires http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmilla

    Project Gerasene: DEMONS! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legion_(demon)

    Project Talbot: Cars? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talbot

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    HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Well... Hank has stolen cars before...

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Krosius wrote: »
    So...

    Project Ferryman: You guys

    Project Carmilla: The Vampires http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmilla

    Project Gerasene: DEMONS! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legion_(demon)

    Project Talbot: Cars? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talbot

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Talbot

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    alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Oh.

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    HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Aww FUCK

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Oh fuck you Pony

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    alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    It's a shame you guys don't have a hacker, or else you could track the other experiments by their RFID chips. Might wanna find someone who can do that for you.

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    HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Krosius wrote: »
    So...

    Project Ferryman: You guys

    Project Carmilla: The Vampires http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmilla

    Project Gerasene: DEMONS! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legion_(demon)

    Project Talbot: Cars? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talbot

    Alright so whom among us could try and figure out this sort of thing?

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    Krosius wrote: »
    So...

    Project Ferryman: You guys

    Project Carmilla: The Vampires http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmilla

    Project Gerasene: DEMONS! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legion_(demon)

    Project Talbot: Cars? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talbot

    Alright so whom among us could try and figure out this sort of thing?

    I will accept Academics + Intelligence checks for these things, since they're all literary or mythological or religious references.

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    HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hank is a high school dropout.

    Come on now, smart guys (and girl)!

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    So, me

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    alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I wouldn't be surprised at all if this "Legion" demon was just a single demon (or demons all forced into one body) that orchestrated this fresh hell.

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    HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    So, me

    Yes... you.

    For the record, even though Hank knows you might be the sort of guy who knows that Hank belongs in a cell, he's got your back, and trying his best not to argue with you now.

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    He doesn't trust you and will probably knife you if you act aggressively.

    Felons are guilty for a reason. He doesn't know the guy he put away last was innocent.

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    HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Yeah, Hank isn't going to expect any different.

    He knows he belongs behind bars just as well as Paul does.

    You know. Criminal, sociopath, murderer... Hank is well aware that he's not regular people.

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    guruslothgurusloth Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    Krosius wrote: »
    So...

    Project Ferryman: You guys

    Project Carmilla: The Vampires http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmilla

    Project Gerasene: DEMONS! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legion_(demon)

    Project Talbot: Cars? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talbot

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Talbot
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    Aww FUCK
    Oh fuck you Pony

    like you guys didn't see that coming

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    HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    of course we did.

    pony already has foreseen Hank's arms gettin' ripped off by a werewolf

    i hope our ammo has silver in it

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