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The boozer alkie wino [ALCOHOL] Thread

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  • FerryFerry Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    1 c. whole wheat pastry flour
    1 tsp. baking powder
    1/2 tsp. butter
    1/2 c. honey
    4 tbsp. carob powder
    2 tbsp. cocoa powder
    1 egg, well beaten

    Melt butter in small saucepan over low heat. Add honey, sift in carob and cocoa powders. Using a wire whisk, blend together, then blend in the vanilla and egg. Sift together the flour and baking powder into the saucepan.

    Mix all together (you may add 1-2 teaspoons milk if it seems too thick). Pour into a greased 8 inch square pan. Bake at 325 degrees for 35-40 minutes.

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  • Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I'm not sure how to drink that?

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  • FerryFerry Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ingredients

    * 3 cups rolled oats
    * 1 cup slivered almonds
    * 1 cup cashews
    * 3/4 cup shredded sweet coconut
    * 1/4 cup plus 2 tablespoons dark brown sugar
    * 1/4 cup plus 2 tablespoons maple syrup
    * 1/4 cup vegetable oil
    * 3/4 teaspoon salt
    * 1 cup raisins

    Directions

    Preheat oven to 250 degrees F.

    In a large bowl, combine the oats, nuts, coconut, and brown sugar.

    In a separate bowl, combine maple syrup, oil, and salt. Combine both mixtures and pour onto 2 sheet pans. Cook for 1 hour and 15 minutes, stirring every 15 minutes to achieve an even color.

    Remove from oven and transfer into a large bowl. Add raisins and mix until evenly distributed.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    sucks to be in areas with no bars or grocery stores

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    krush wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    the first time I ever got drunk was off of a bunch of mikes hard lemonade

    ah youth

    jagerbombs for me

    baaaaaarrrrf

    Pabst Blue Ribbon for me.

    downed a tall glass with my drunk uncle while he was watching me one friday night.

    ... he got yelled at by my grandmother when she came home around 2:30 and I was still up, playing poker with him and his friends and reeking of beer... at all of 12 years old.

    First time I got drunk:
    Combo of a mudslide, 3 woodchuck ciders and some vodka in OJ(lost count).

    Also the first time I puked for drinking like a retard.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    first time i got drunk

    five or six stiff gin and tonics at parent's dinner party

    maybe 13-14?

    first time blacked out at 18 i think

    never vomited due to booze to date 8-)

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nastyman wrote: »
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    $2 pitchers last night. Good times.

    also, Dead, take me to Chilifest!

    Aren't you in...Arlington?

    This would be difficult.

    I want to go so bad though. I didn't get to go last year because I was in California.

    edit: I always make the worst totp

    last year was fucking redonkulus

    this year is a little ehhh on the entertainment except for cory morrow, roger creager, and dwight yoakum.

    aaron watson and eli young should bring out the honeys though so who knows?

    you should arrange to go next year, when i will actually be on a team!

    Aw man, I'd love to be on a chili team. I was suprised that CCR isn't going to be there. They're always at Chilifest!

    yeah, but reckless kelly and ccr are touring together this year! it's going to fucking kick ass, i'm gonna try and go to at least one.

    i was sad, last year we got too drunk to go back to see robert earl keen cause we left after cross

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    first time I got drunk was at 16

    about 16 mgd's

    the first and only time I puked was the next weekend, where I had about a dozen beer and waaay too much tequila

    I haven't touched tequila since, can't stand to look at the stuff

    I'm not very smart with alcohol

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I can't remember the first time I got drunk

    It must not have been a big deal

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    never vomited due to booze to date 8-)

    you're not doing it right

    I mean I rarely, rarely puke

    I can count on one hands how many times I have due to liquor

    but you need to find your upper limits, it's part of becoming a man

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    never vomited due to booze to date 8-)

    you're not doing it right

    I mean I rarely, rarely puke

    I can count on one hands how many times I have due to liquor

    but you need to find your upper limits, it's part of becoming a man
    i've blacked out several times

    done things i have no recollection of

    but never puked

    im not sure how i'm supposed find my upper limits beyond blacking out

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    I've only blacked out once

    never touching red bull/vodka again

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    and mind you the blacking out took place when i had a weak tolerance, i have no idea how much i have to drink nowdays to black out considering that just getting shitfaced results in an empty wallet

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I guess blacking out works

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    on the other hand

    what good is a man that hasn't roughed up his wife at least once

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    thanks to you assholes, I'm about to pop my sailor jerry cherry

    smells pretty good

    here goes nothing

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    oh my that is delicious

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    ok now the burning starts

    still tasty

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    spono wrote: »
    oh my that is delicious

    fuck yes

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    fucking love sailor jerry

    want to move to the states just for sailor jerry

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  • NastymanNastyman Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Sailor Jerry is excellent rum.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I thoroughly enjoy it.

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  • TheClarksterTheClarkster Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    fucking love sailor jerry

    want to move to the states just for sailor jerry

    I can't imagine not having Sailor Jerry. But I also can't imagine not being able to buy liquor at every gas station, convenient store, and grocery store at any hour of the night.

    Wooo California.

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  • NastymanNastyman Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Lucky Californians. Not having to buy liquor before 9pm and only at specialized stores.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nastyman wrote: »
    Lucky Californians. Not having to buy liquor before 9pm and only at specialized stores.

    Don't forget, closed on Sunday.

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  • TheClarksterTheClarkster Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nastyman wrote: »
    Lucky Californians. Not having to buy liquor before 9pm and only at specialized stores.

    Don't forget, closed on Sunday.

    How in the hell do you do football season for when you run out of beer between games?

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  • FandeathisFandeathis Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    fucking love sailor jerry

    want to move to the states just for sailor jerry

    I can't imagine not having Sailor Jerry. But I also can't imagine not being able to buy liquor at every gas station, convenient store, and grocery store at any hour of the night.

    Wooo California.

    Oh don't exaggerate! We are not allowed to buy liquor in Cali between the hours of 2 a.m.–6 a.m. This has been a pain for me many times haha.

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  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Fandeathis wrote: »
    fucking love sailor jerry

    want to move to the states just for sailor jerry

    I can't imagine not having Sailor Jerry. But I also can't imagine not being able to buy liquor at every gas station, convenient store, and grocery store at any hour of the night.

    Wooo California.

    Oh don't exaggerate! We are not allowed to buy liquor in Cali between the hours of 2 a.m.–6 a.m. This has been a pain for me many times haha.

    I think that's just a local ordinance, not a state thing. I've made the 3am liquor run a time or two.

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  • FandeathisFandeathis Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    chromdom wrote: »
    Fandeathis wrote: »
    fucking love sailor jerry

    want to move to the states just for sailor jerry

    I can't imagine not having Sailor Jerry. But I also can't imagine not being able to buy liquor at every gas station, convenient store, and grocery store at any hour of the night.

    Wooo California.

    Oh don't exaggerate! We are not allowed to buy liquor in Cali between the hours of 2 a.m.–6 a.m. This has been a pain for me many times haha.

    I think that's just a local ordinance, not a state thing. I've made the 3am liquor run a time or two.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_alcohol_laws_of_the_United_States_by_state

    It is Wikipedia so it could be wrong. I have never been to a place in Cali where I could buy Liquor after 2. That sounds amazing.

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  • NastymanNastyman Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nastyman wrote: »
    Lucky Californians. Not having to buy liquor before 9pm and only at specialized stores.

    Don't forget, closed on Sunday.

    How in the hell do you do football season for when you run out of beer between games?

    We buy in BULK. I had a picture on my phone once of the back of my Ford Escape, rear seats folded down flat. We had something like 2 kegs, 16 cases of beer, and about 10 bottles of liquor. Cost a pretty penny that did. Fun night though.

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  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Fandeathis wrote: »
    chromdom wrote: »
    Fandeathis wrote: »
    fucking love sailor jerry

    want to move to the states just for sailor jerry

    I can't imagine not having Sailor Jerry. But I also can't imagine not being able to buy liquor at every gas station, convenient store, and grocery store at any hour of the night.

    Wooo California.

    Oh don't exaggerate! We are not allowed to buy liquor in Cali between the hours of 2 a.m.–6 a.m. This has been a pain for me many times haha.

    I think that's just a local ordinance, not a state thing. I've made the 3am liquor run a time or two.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_alcohol_laws_of_the_United_States_by_state

    It is Wikipedia so it could be wrong. I have never been to a place in Cali where I could buy Liquor after 2. That sounds amazing.

    It is also possible that liquor store owners near a college just didn't give a fuck and were willing to risk a fine to sell hooch to drunkards.

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  • FandeathisFandeathis Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Haha, that is probably the case. Makes sense near a college.

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  • weather man bobweather man bob El Heffer Assholeville USARegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    it is always a sad day when the liquor is gone.

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  • Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    No Sunday liquor stores here, but you can still pick up a pack of beer at the grocery store. I haven't run into any grocery stores that also sell liquor. Not sure if that is by law or what.

    I knew someone who drove up to Kentucky one night because of this law. Hours later he discovered that they had that law as well.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Fandeathis wrote: »
    fucking love sailor jerry

    want to move to the states just for sailor jerry

    I can't imagine not having Sailor Jerry. But I also can't imagine not being able to buy liquor at every gas station, convenient store, and grocery store at any hour of the night.

    Wooo California.

    Oh don't exaggerate! We are not allowed to buy liquor in Cali between the hours of 2 a.m.–6 a.m. This has been a pain for me many times haha.

    the 7-11 by my house sells liquor 24/7

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Fandeathis wrote: »
    fucking love sailor jerry

    want to move to the states just for sailor jerry

    I can't imagine not having Sailor Jerry. But I also can't imagine not being able to buy liquor at every gas station, convenient store, and grocery store at any hour of the night.

    Wooo California.

    Oh don't exaggerate! We are not allowed to buy liquor in Cali between the hours of 2 a.m.–6 a.m. This has been a pain for me many times haha.

    the 7-11 by my house sells liquor 24/7

    no wonder you never have money, fag

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    they dont sell to me

    the bonfaire by my house on the other hand!

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    No Sunday liquor stores here, but you can still pick up a pack of beer at the grocery store. I haven't run into any grocery stores that also sell liquor. Not sure if that is by law or what.

    I knew someone who drove up to Kentucky one night because of this law. Hours later he discovered that they had that law as well.

    State law.

    Wikipedia has a list: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_alcohol_laws_of_the_United_States_by_state

    Though I could've sworn Massachusetts didn't allow grocery store beer sales, but maybe that's only Boston? Of course, that was also 4 years ago.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    in california you can get hard liquor at safeway
    it's
    awesome

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    in california you can get hard liquor at safeway
    it's
    awesome

    Being from the south I really appreciate the lack of blue laws more.

    Georgia still has a state-wide ban on Sunday alcohol sales (outside of bars and restaurants).

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