I'd love to ask him one tiny question though. I'd like to know how many times he found proof of god inside a jar of peanut butter.
I just showed this to my wife who works as a microbiologist and chemist for the government's food science division and she literally got up and ran out of the room and yelled at me to never show her something like that again because it depresses her and gives her a real headache.
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I'd love to ask him one tiny question though. I'd like to know how many times he found proof of god inside a jar of peanut butter.
I just showed this to my wife who works as a microbiologist and chemist for the government's food science division and she literally got up and ran out of the room and yelled at me to never show her something like that again because it depresses her and gives her a real headache.
I'd love to ask him one tiny question though. I'd like to know how many times he found proof of god inside a jar of peanut butter.
I just showed this to my wife who works as a microbiologist and chemist for the government's food science division and she literally got up and ran out of the room and yelled at me to never show her something like that again because it depresses her and gives her a real headache.
Here's another good one. This guy scientifically proves his point about evolution and creating new life with peanut butter.
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I'd love to ask him one tiny question though. I'd like to know how many times he found proof of god inside a jar of peanut butter.
I just showed this to my wife who works as a microbiologist and chemist for the government's food science division and she literally got up and ran out of the room and yelled at me to never show her something like that again because it depresses her and gives her a real headache.
Never let this woman go.
Put springy snakes inside a jar of peanut butter and wait for her to make a sandwich.
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I'd love to ask him one tiny question though. I'd like to know how many times he found proof of god inside a jar of peanut butter.
I just showed this to my wife who works as a microbiologist and chemist for the government's food science division and she literally got up and ran out of the room and yelled at me to never show her something like that again because it depresses her and gives her a real headache.
Never let this woman go.
But who will I take to my banana church?
Stick the banana into a jar of peanut butter and you get 3 wishes from god.
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I want these people from these two videos to get together and make a peanut butter and banana sandwich and talk about how the sandwich proves god exists.
The Banana guy rescinded his argument. Apparently he didn't know that modern bananas were grown to have the properties he thinks god gave them.
That guy is a fucking moron though. He and Kirk Cameron released that 150th anniversary copy of the Origin of Species where they explain that Darwin was actually a racist who just made everything up.
I want these people from these two videos to get together and make a peanut butter and banana sandwich and talk about how the sandwich proves god exists.
The sandwich is a perversion of God's will. It represents gay marriage.
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So one Christmas I was giving my then-girlfriend a ride home from college for the holidays. Her parents lived about halfway between us and my parents, so I crashed on their couch and continued on in the morning. I'd been dating this girl for several months, but this was the first time I'd met her mom.
My girlfriend went to take a shower, leaving me alone with her mom in the kitchen while she fixed dinner. Since the conversation was made up entirely of lulls at this point, I picked up a packet from the table to examine it. The little brother had apparently gone on a field trip to the Natural History Museum and brought back a packet of sea monkeys billing themselves as "Trilobites: Pets From the Age of the Dinosaurs!"
She glanced over her shoulder and laughed when she saw what I was looking at. "Isn't that funny?"
I was about to agree that selling brine shrimp as a species that had gone extinct millions of years ago was indeed pretty ballsy when she continued. "Of course all animals are from the age of the dinosaurs."
If anybody had been looking directly at my face, I'm pretty sure they could have seen the Hitchcock zoom.
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I want these people from these two videos to get together and make a peanut butter and banana sandwich and talk about how the sandwich proves god exists.
The sandwich is a perversion of God's will. It represents gay marriage.
The Banana guy rescinded his argument. Apparently he didn't know that modern bananas were grown to have the properties he thinks god gave them.
That guy is a fucking moron though. He and Kirk Cameron released that 150th anniversary copy of the Origin of Species where they explain that Darwin was actually a racist who just made everything up.
On the other hand they gave out free copies of Origin so thanks for that.
The Banana guy rescinded his argument. Apparently he didn't know that modern bananas were grown to have the properties he thinks god gave them.
That guy is a fucking moron though. He and Kirk Cameron released that 150th anniversary copy of the Origin of Species where they explain that Darwin was actually a racist who just made everything up.
On the other hand they gave out free copies of Origin so thanks for that.
My parents bought me a trilobite fossil for my collection when I was a kid. I have no idea whether it's a real fossil or faked.
It wouldn't be surprising if it were real. Trilobites were all over the place, and they were practically designed to become fossils. Since they're small enough and solid enough to be easily extracted intact, they're one of the most frequently-sold fossil specimens. You can get a real one for under thirty bucks if you're buying from a rock shop and not a museum's gift shop.
I also own an ammonite fossil with attached tentacles. I know it's not a forgery because I found it myself in a plate of Solnhofen limestone. I almost broke it the last time I handled it. I'm a clumsy motherfucker. I also once lost a coin from the age of Louis XIV under a vending machine. I'm not making this up.
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My parents bought me a trilobite fossil for my collection when I was a kid. I have no idea whether it's a real fossil or faked.
It wouldn't be surprising if it were real. Trilobites were all over the place, and they were practically designed to become fossils. Since they're small enough and solid enough to be easily extracted intact, they're one of the most frequently-sold fossil specimens. You can get a real one for under thirty bucks if you're buying from a rock shop and not a museum's gift shop.
Thanks. It looks and feels very real. But I've been mistrustful ever since my first biology teacher told me twelve years ago that it's probably fake.
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Do you think the writers and directors of those films feel like they do good work? Do they go home all excited to talk to their spouses about how well their vision of a basketball-playing leprechaun is being realized?
Or do they stumble directly from the set to the nearest dive bar and just drink and drink and drink?
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Saw this movie so many dang times
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Do you think the writers and directors of those films feel like they do good work? Do they go home all excited to talk to their spouses about how well their vision of a basketball-playing leprechaun is being realized?
Or do they stumble directly from the set to the nearest dive bar and just drink and drink and drink?
They can't feel pride about that work. Even if the money is good, you know by the third movie they've already picked out where they're going to hang themselves once it's finished.
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I just showed this to my wife who works as a microbiologist and chemist for the government's food science division and she literally got up and ran out of the room and yelled at me to never show her something like that again because it depresses her and gives her a real headache.
obviously
Never let this woman go.
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But who will I take to my banana church?
then, you eat the banana, thus disarming him
you have now rendered him helpless
Put springy snakes inside a jar of peanut butter and wait for her to make a sandwich.
Stick the banana into a jar of peanut butter and you get 3 wishes from god.
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Now what do you do if he has a pointed stick?
That guy is a fucking moron though. He and Kirk Cameron released that 150th anniversary copy of the Origin of Species where they explain that Darwin was actually a racist who just made everything up.
The sandwich is a perversion of God's will. It represents gay marriage.
My girlfriend went to take a shower, leaving me alone with her mom in the kitchen while she fixed dinner. Since the conversation was made up entirely of lulls at this point, I picked up a packet from the table to examine it. The little brother had apparently gone on a field trip to the Natural History Museum and brought back a packet of sea monkeys billing themselves as "Trilobites: Pets From the Age of the Dinosaurs!"
She glanced over her shoulder and laughed when she saw what I was looking at. "Isn't that funny?"
I was about to agree that selling brine shrimp as a species that had gone extinct millions of years ago was indeed pretty ballsy when she continued. "Of course all animals are from the age of the dinosaurs."
If anybody had been looking directly at my face, I'm pretty sure they could have seen the Hitchcock zoom.
On the other hand they gave out free copies of Origin so thanks for that.
I would kill for one of those editions.
that story is full of scientific inaccuracies
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_conspiracy_theories
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OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBAM55nojDA
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It wouldn't be surprising if it were real. Trilobites were all over the place, and they were practically designed to become fossils. Since they're small enough and solid enough to be easily extracted intact, they're one of the most frequently-sold fossil specimens. You can get a real one for under thirty bucks if you're buying from a rock shop and not a museum's gift shop.
I fuckin LOVED Zenon!
there's going to be a High School Musical 4
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Halloweentown
Phantom of the Megaplex
Having a nostalgia overload over here
Like
With different actors or...
College Musical?
What spring does with the cherry trees.
KOSHIAN
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Or do they stumble directly from the set to the nearest dive bar and just drink and drink and drink?
Saw this movie so many dang times
They can't feel pride about that work. Even if the money is good, you know by the third movie they've already picked out where they're going to hang themselves once it's finished.
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You'd buy nice clothes, buy a nice car, buy sex from prostitutes
Buy, buy, buy, to try to fill the hole in your existence
:winky:
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