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Cream Cheese Wars

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    pork is disgusting in general

    false

    humanity is built upon our fine fat four legged friend

    the take offense to being called fat

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    undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    The reprint cost A$20,000 ($18,000; £12,000), but stock in bookshops will not be recalled as it is "extremely hard" to do so, Penguin said.

    i need to buy one of these books god damnit

    to australia

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    pork is disgusting in general

    I WILL KILL YOU

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    Fuck off and die.
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    No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I only have already ground black people, damn...

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    now we just need someone to kill a black person and claim they were following the recipe

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    pork is disgusting in general

    false

    humanity is built upon our fine fat four legged friend

    what?
    no. pork is almost universally disgusting.
    ham? fuckin nasty
    bacon? if i hear about bacon one more time i'm going to scream
    porkchops: more like buttchops

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    undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    i would love me some buttchops

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    The man who can't eat some baby back ribs? A fool.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    The man who can't eat some baby back ribs? A fool.

    baby back ribs are the exception that prove the rule because there is nothing about a pig that could possibly be even close to as delicious as baby back ribs

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Pork is fucking disgusting to you for a few days after visiting a pig farm.

    I saw a pig mother eating her pig fetuses.

    And the smell.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    So my phone predicts rapes and raper before it predicts rares
    We are a rape culture and your phone wants you to do some more rapin'

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    Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    lately i have replaced the ham sandwiches in my diet with tuna

    tuna can be pretty awesome sometimes

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    celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Pork is smelly but a very fun meme. And Mark Bittman would be out of a job without the meat of the Noble Pig.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Pork is a better verb than noun

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    TallaclasseeTallaclassee you ever seen a lion limber up before it takes down a gazelleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    red meat is better than pork

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I'm having steak tonight

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    Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    pork is disgusting in general

    false

    humanity is built upon our fine fat four legged friend

    what?
    no. pork is almost universally disgusting.
    ham? fuckin nasty
    bacon? if i hear about bacon one more time i'm going to scream
    porkchops: more like buttchops

    kusu you have never been more wrong about anything ever

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    pork is disgusting in general

    false

    humanity is built upon our fine fat four legged friend

    what?
    no. pork is almost universally disgusting.
    ham? fuckin nasty
    bacon? if i hear about bacon one more time i'm going to scream
    porkchops: more like buttchops

    kusu you have never been more wrong about anything ever

    no i'm very right here
    pork and pork by-products are 99% gross

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    Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    pork is so fucking delicious

    had some pork belly yesterday god damn

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    you disgust me

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I am a man who enjoys pork in a variety of ways.

    Like, say, the air dried hams of southern Europe, the Serrano ham in particular.

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I AM EATING A STEAK AS WELL

    with some diced up potatoes and carrots

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    why did i click this thread

    kusu i feel so sorry for you

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    you should feel sorry for yourself
    you're the one who eats pork

    give me a nice chicken or cow instead

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    why did i click this thread

    kusu i feel so sorry for you

    I think I now know what a devout Christian man feels when his son turns atheist.

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    Fuck off and die.
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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    FAQ wrote: »
    what the fuck is up with you guys and bacon

    I'm just saying, if I was asked if I wanted a cheeseburger or a bacon cheeseburger

    bacon cheeseburger wins every time

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    pork done right is goddamn amazing

    euphoric even

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    celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    What's your anti-pork issue, Kusu? Jewish, Muslim, vegetarian, or just don't like it?

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    DsmartDsmart Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I made puerco pibil the other day.

    I defy anyone to dislike my puerco pibil' served over congri with a side of platanos maduros.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Oh god I love pork so much

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Kusu, do you think pigs are filthy animals?

    Do you not eat filthy animals?

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Pigs are really clean actually.

    And smart.

    They sure know how to make themselves delicious.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Fari, shh, I'm making a reference.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    No, pigs are disgusting animals.

    I still love pork in all its forms though.

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    DsmartDsmart Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Pigs really aren't that disgusting.

    Pig farms however..

    In any case they all end up pretty clean after you geld them and toss them in a boiling bathtub to shave the hair off.

    I doubt many of you have done this so naturally I will forgive your ignorance.

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    ProbadProbad Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Relevant to this thread: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/pigs

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Fari, shh, I'm making a reference.

    I know but still. The whole rolling around in the mud thing prevents insects from living on them. And they don't poop where they stand like say cows.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Dsmart wrote: »
    Pigs really aren't that disgusting.

    Pig farms however..

    In any case they all end up pretty clean after you geld them and toss them in a boiling bathtub to shave the hair off.

    I doubt many of you have done this so naturally I will forgive your ignorance.

    Well, I suppose I was referring to pig farms. And I guess they're clean in the "Hey, is that one of my dead babies lying around I guess I'll clean it up by eating it." way.

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Pigs seem pretty effin filthy

    they're also magically delicious tho.

    I'M MAKIN THE CREAMY MUSHROOM AND SHRIMP PASTA! WOOO!

    Cept there was no fresh basil at the store, so I bought some wild mushrooms instead

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    celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I generally explain to friends that I don't dig on swine.

    Actually when I was very small I was told that a pig is a filthy animal. Because kids have no tact, when my babysitter told me about making stuffed pig intestines for Christmas I told her, "Don't you know a pig is a filthy animal?" And she said no, they clean them with lots of lemon.

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