Haha yes big beds are awesome for twos, but once I find myself alone, I prefer a twin. Even though I'm 6"3, I like the bachelor bed, not to mention my room is quite small.
I've been sleeping on the couch for over a month anyways.
Eh, given my current stats, I'm not sure that would make all that much difference. I just don't think I could recoup the production costs of having some dude kill and taxidermy me, especially with what it would cost to ship my stuffed corpse UPS.
I suppose I could try to cut initial costs by reducing scope, like just stuffing and shipping my butt as a separate unit. Even then I think the joke novelty marketing angle ("Makes a great conversation piece!") would get better returns than the 'sex butt' angle ("For the discriminating butt purchaser with a taste for hair.")
There's got to be a way to bridge "princesses and ponies" -> "queens and horses" -> "Catherine the Great joke" here, but it's really not worth the effort, is it.
There's got to be a way to bridge "princesses and ponies" -> "queens and horses" -> "Catherine the Great joke" here, but it's really not worth the effort, is it.
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Cuddling with my imaginary girlfriend.
Cuddling on a twin-size mattress is a skill
...but mostly it's just a pain in the ass, yeah
apparently my natural sleeping positions make full use of the surface area of a twin-size mattress
EDIT: God they give me the chills.
I've been sleeping on the couch for over a month anyways.
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Give me my imagination back!
Even the doll itself has a facial expression conveying utter contempt and disgust towards the purchaser of said doll.
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Wouldn't you?
Wouldn't you?
oh god
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Well, yeah, but then I'm not trying to make money by selling myself as a lifeless sex doll.
Though I'll admit "choice of facial expression" probably wouldn't be the biggest problem with making money off that idea.
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fake edit: hahaha yes Loomers I knew it
Put a bag on the dolls head and.... maybe.
Just maybe I'd pretend yawn to wrap my arm around her.
Damn my impulsive posting.
You love it :P
Eh, given my current stats, I'm not sure that would make all that much difference. I just don't think I could recoup the production costs of having some dude kill and taxidermy me, especially with what it would cost to ship my stuffed corpse UPS.
I suppose I could try to cut initial costs by reducing scope, like just stuffing and shipping my butt as a separate unit. Even then I think the joke novelty marketing angle ("Makes a great conversation piece!") would get better returns than the 'sex butt' angle ("For the discriminating butt purchaser with a taste for hair.")
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if by bums you mean arse, then yes.
edit: ahhahaha "my bums."
Sorry ND.
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There is only one way this could go.
She will go far
and when she gets there,
she'll eat a mars bar.
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There's got to be a way to bridge "princesses and ponies" -> "queens and horses" -> "Catherine the Great joke" here, but it's really not worth the effort, is it.
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Hahahaha I didn't even make that connection, but uh...yeah.
Way to go, guys! :^:
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I see what you did there.
holy shit that pig is a sheep
So cuddly, so cute
Just look at that smug grin!
Whatever I'm posting in here anyways
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Girl lady with dragon tattoo was a very good movie.
I will gladly give you hair for a beard... just give me 3 hours to grow mine out.
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I'm on to you.
... but it'd make you look cool!
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