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[WoW] [Chat] Ghost donkey earns $2 million in four hours

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    jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Realistically DKs should never be able to loot meat because it would be diseased, but that wouldn't be any fun.

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    DacDac Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Mutilate wrote: »
    Charus wrote: »
    PierceNeck wrote: »
    I hope they fix the problem where most animals are livng without vital organs such as brains.

    Like, I could see vital organs not dropping sometimes because you mangled or destroyed them while killing the creature, but some of them are just silly. Like orcs without blood, Murlocs without heads, humanoids that routinely possess fewer than two ears, etc.

    This. I would much prefer a system where the creature always drops what you need but sometimes it's not usable. You need 17 Fel Boar Bladders but instead of not getting them sometimes you get ruptured, or sliced or punctured or imploded etc etc.

    Yeah, because that's what I need: more useless shit cluttering my inventory.

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    L Ron HowardL Ron Howard The duck MinnesotaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Realistically I can't shoot lightning out of my hands while standing or swimming in water. Or swim and hold my breath for five minutes. Or block blows from giant 5+ story tall robots and giants. Or swim in heavy armor. Or....

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    jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Realistically I can't shoot lightning out of my hands while standing or swimming in water. Or swim and hold my breath for five minutes. Or block blows from giant 5+ story tall robots and giants. Or swim in heavy armor. Or....

    You can't? You poor man. I should really get outside the super soldier program campus more. I am losing touch.

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    MutilateMutilate Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Dac wrote: »
    Mutilate wrote: »
    Charus wrote: »
    PierceNeck wrote: »
    I hope they fix the problem where most animals are livng without vital organs such as brains.

    Like, I could see vital organs not dropping sometimes because you mangled or destroyed them while killing the creature, but some of them are just silly. Like orcs without blood, Murlocs without heads, humanoids that routinely possess fewer than two ears, etc.

    This. I would much prefer a system where the creature always drops what you need but sometimes it's not usable. You need 17 Fel Boar Bladders but instead of not getting them sometimes you get ruptured, or sliced or punctured or imploded etc etc.

    Yeah, because that's what I need: more useless shit cluttering my inventory.

    Didn't we go over this? You don't have to take the useless shit. You have a "choice" :P

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    EnigEnig a.k.a. Ansatz Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I hate that part early in the game where you don't have enough bag space and have to figure out which junk is worth the least money so you can toss it.

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    MutilateMutilate Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Is that much of any issue anymore? I mean outside of a brand new account or fresh toon on a new server. I always supply my alts with bags.

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    ExistentialSoundandFuryExistentialSoundandFury Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Enig wrote: »
    I hate that part early in the game where you don't have enough bag space and have to figure out which junk is worth the least money so you can toss it.

    Yeah, but nowadays the vendor value is built right into the UI, becomes much less of a guessing game.

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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    reVerse wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    Grey Items are a way for shit to drop money when it wouldn't make sense for them to drop money.

    It's immersion

    "Why did this boar drop a Jeweled Sword of the Wolf?"

    "Immersion" and "when you kill shit, they drop fancy things" don't really go together all that well.

    Yes, because one instance of "Gameplay > Immersion" means there can never be a single instance of "Immersion > Gameplay" anywhere in the game.

    The whole thing is binary. You can only have one or the other.

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    reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    shryke wrote: »
    reVerse wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    Grey Items are a way for shit to drop money when it wouldn't make sense for them to drop money.

    It's immersion

    "Why did this boar drop a Jeweled Sword of the Wolf?"

    "Immersion" and "when you kill shit, they drop fancy things" don't really go together all that well.

    Yes, because one instance of "Gameplay > Immersion" means there can never be a single instance of "Immersion > Gameplay" anywhere in the game.

    The whole thing is binary. You can only have one or the other.

    Nope, but loot drops from shit you kill are a bad example of any kind of immersion.

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    jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I've only responded to a gold begger once, and technically he was bag begging. I gave him 4 16-slot bags because he wasn't being a huge dick and he didn't seem to know anyone on the server. The bag situation early on is pretty sucky without established friends on the server.

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    SamphisSamphis Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    reVerse wrote: »
    Samphis wrote: »
    Actually, the hearthstone *could* be moved to the spellbook, freeing up an inventory space. Everyone has one, so that'd be completely doable, and would remove the problems that come from losing yours. Make it a quest you have to do at level 5.

    See, this here is a perfectly good idea. Freeing up needlessly wasted bag space by improving the game.

    In fact, this idea is so good I wonder how come it isn't one of the big Cataclysm changes coming up. Someone go post it on the US official forums (mostly because I want to see how many people are completely opposed to the idea because "omg casuls ruin teh game").

    Done.

    http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=24401794378&postId=243994296242&sid=1#0

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    MutilateMutilate Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Samphis wrote: »
    reVerse wrote: »
    Samphis wrote: »
    Actually, the hearthstone *could* be moved to the spellbook, freeing up an inventory space. Everyone has one, so that'd be completely doable, and would remove the problems that come from losing yours. Make it a quest you have to do at level 5.

    See, this here is a perfectly good idea. Freeing up needlessly wasted bag space by improving the game.

    In fact, this idea is so good I wonder how come it isn't one of the big Cataclysm changes coming up. Someone go post it on the US official forums (mostly because I want to see how many people are completely opposed to the idea because "omg casuls ruin teh game").

    Done.

    http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=24401794378&postId=243994296242&sid=1#0

    Do you realize what you have done?

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    SamphisSamphis Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    And what is that?

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    XArchangelXXArchangelX Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Immersion, which is of dubious definition to begin with, is something that has to be balanced with the fact that you are playing a computer game over the internet. Changing game mechanics to cater to the tiny subset/demographic of players that, along with whatever their definition of immersion is, also enjoy having nails pounded through their dicks is just silly.

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    MutilateMutilate Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Samphis wrote: »
    And what is that?

    Posted a useful suggestion on the official forums. That's all.

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    XArchangelXXArchangelX Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Samphis wrote: »
    And what is that?

    RELEASE THE KRACKEN!!!

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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    reVerse wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    reVerse wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    Grey Items are a way for shit to drop money when it wouldn't make sense for them to drop money.

    It's immersion

    "Why did this boar drop a Jeweled Sword of the Wolf?"

    "Immersion" and "when you kill shit, they drop fancy things" don't really go together all that well.

    Yes, because one instance of "Gameplay > Immersion" means there can never be a single instance of "Immersion > Gameplay" anywhere in the game.

    The whole thing is binary. You can only have one or the other.

    Nope, but loot drops from shit you kill are a bad example of any kind of immersion.

    No, not really.

    Money dropping from a wolf makes no sense. So instead the wolf drops shit you trade in for money.

    Same thing, except one makes the game more immersive.

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    reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    shryke wrote: »
    reVerse wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    reVerse wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    Grey Items are a way for shit to drop money when it wouldn't make sense for them to drop money.

    It's immersion

    "Why did this boar drop a Jeweled Sword of the Wolf?"

    "Immersion" and "when you kill shit, they drop fancy things" don't really go together all that well.

    Yes, because one instance of "Gameplay > Immersion" means there can never be a single instance of "Immersion > Gameplay" anywhere in the game.

    The whole thing is binary. You can only have one or the other.

    Nope, but loot drops from shit you kill are a bad example of any kind of immersion.

    No, not really.

    Money dropping from a wolf makes no sense. So instead the wolf drops shit you trade in for money.

    Same thing, except one makes the game more immersive.

    Fair enough, but that immersion is ruined the moment the wolf drops an Emblazoned Buckler of Shadow's Wrath, so it might just as well be dropping money instead of inventory clogging crap.

    edit: Or white items that are useful for some crafters somewhere out there. I'm not against wolves dropping claws as long as they are useful claws and not vendor trash claws.

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    ExistentialSoundandFuryExistentialSoundandFury Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I used greys and whites when I was leveling enchanting and didn't actually care about the items.

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    GrundlestiltskinGrundlestiltskin Behind you!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    reVerse wrote: »

    Fair enough, but that immersion is ruined the moment the wolf drops an Emblazoned Buckler of Shadow's Wrath, so it might just as well be dropping money instead of inventory clogging crap.

    edit: Or white items that are useful for some crafters somewhere out there. I'm not against wolves dropping claws as long as they are useful claws and not vendor trash claws.

    Your argument seems to be that if the game isn't 100% immersive/"realistic," then they shouldn't even try. I.e, if animals are going to drop magical items, why bother pretending they don't carry money.

    Out of curiosity, if you saw somebody order a big mac and then order a diet coke, would you give them shit about it? You don't seem really big on picking your battles/grey areas.

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    MutilateMutilate Registered User regular
    edited April 2010

    Out of curiosity, if you saw somebody order a big mac and then order a diet coke, would you give them shit about it?

    See that's a silly argument because you are assuming they are ordering the diet coke to be "healthier" Maybe the person is just diabetic. :P

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    reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    reVerse wrote: »

    Fair enough, but that immersion is ruined the moment the wolf drops an Emblazoned Buckler of Shadow's Wrath, so it might just as well be dropping money instead of inventory clogging crap.

    edit: Or white items that are useful for some crafters somewhere out there. I'm not against wolves dropping claws as long as they are useful claws and not vendor trash claws.

    Your argument seems to be that if the game isn't 100% immersive/"realistic," then they shouldn't even try. I.e, if animals are going to drop magical items, why bother pretending they don't carry money.

    That's nowhere near my argument. My argument is "don't waste my time with useless crap when you can streamline it". I'm very much in the "less clicks is better" crowd when it comes to game design.
    Out of curiosity, if you saw somebody order a big mac and then order a diet coke, would you give them shit about it? You don't seem really big on picking your battles/grey areas.

    Nope. Sugar is really, really bad for you. Sure, a Big Mac isn't exactly a healthy meal either, but if you're gonna eat a Big Mac, it just makes sense to reduce the unhealthiness of it all with a sugarless drink.

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    GrundlestiltskinGrundlestiltskin Behind you!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Mutilate wrote: »

    Out of curiosity, if you saw somebody order a big mac and then order a diet coke, would you give them shit about it?

    See that's a silly argument because you are assuming they are ordering the diet coke to be "healthier" Maybe the person is just diabetic. :P

    Well yes, the implication in the analogy is that they were ordering it because it was healthier.
    reVerse wrote: »
    Nope. Sugar is really, really bad for you. Sure, a Big Mac isn't exactly a healthy meal either, but if you're gonna eat a Big Mac, it just makes sense to reduce the unhealthiness of it all with a sugarless drink.

    But see this is my point. You seem to be saying they already ruined the immersion by having magic items drop off animals, why bother with the pretense of immersion with animal parts. My point is you can do things halfway.

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    SamphisSamphis Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    No, the analogy clearly means that someone needs to invent a zero-calorie cheeseburger to go with the zero-calorie drink.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    They shouldn't be eating the big mac and supersized fries then either.

    Salt, cholesterol, fat -- those are bad for a person with diabetes just as much as the minuscule amount of sugar in sodas are.

    Their doctor would probably rather them drink normal soda than eat that monstrosity.

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    MutilateMutilate Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Mutilate wrote: »

    Out of curiosity, if you saw somebody order a big mac and then order a diet coke, would you give them shit about it?

    See that's a silly argument because you are assuming they are ordering the diet coke to be "healthier" Maybe the person is just diabetic. :P

    Well yes, the implication in the analogy is that they were ordering it because it was healthier.

    I know. I was just messing you. It was a reasonable analogy.

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    jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Also to be doubly pedantic a big mac would be a pretty bad idea for a diabetic in the first place.
    edit: beat'd

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    MutilateMutilate Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I mean when is it a good idea for anyone to eat a Big Mac?

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    GrundlestiltskinGrundlestiltskin Behind you!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Mutilate wrote: »
    I mean when is it a good idea for anyone to eat a Big Mac?

    When you want something delicious?

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    ironzergironzerg Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    The other day I hunting in the Barrens. I killed a fucking giraffe by throwing lightning from my fists and beating it with a staff. It almost killed me, but then I was able to summon my water magic to cast a healing wave on my battered body. I could still feel the adrenaline flowing through my veins as I inspected the corpse, hoping to find a good bit of meat, some skins, and perhaps a few useful organs.

    As I lingered over the corpse, I pulled a magic sword off his body. And all of a sudden, the immersion was totally broken. I was alone, sweating, in my dingy apartment, sipping a warm Mountain Dew, wondering if I should keep leveling, or go whack off to some porn.

    Stupid fucking break in immersion!

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    L Ron HowardL Ron Howard The duck MinnesotaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    ironzerg wrote: »
    The other day I hunting in the Barrens. I killed a fucking giraffe by throwing lightning from my fists and beating it with a staff. It almost killed me, but then I was able to summon my water magic to cast a healing wave on my battered body. I could still feel the adrenaline flowing through my veins as I inspected the corpse, hoping to find a good bit of meat, some skins, and perhaps a few useful organs.

    As I lingered over the corpse, I pulled a magic sword off his body. And all of a sudden, the immersion was totally broken. I was alone, sweating, in my dingy apartment, sipping a warm Mountain Dew, wondering if I should keep leveling, or go whack off to some porn.

    Stupid fucking break in immersion!

    You really should stay away from the inn in Goldshire.....

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    MutilateMutilate Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Mutilate wrote: »
    I mean when is it a good idea for anyone to eat a Big Mac?

    When you want something delicious?

    It would seem our definitions of delicious are different.

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    GrundlestiltskinGrundlestiltskin Behind you!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I would eat Big Macs every day if it weren't cost ineffective and extremely unhealthy.

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    ExistentialSoundandFuryExistentialSoundandFury Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    bowen wrote: »
    They shouldn't be eating the big mac and supersized fries then either.

    Salt, cholesterol, fat -- those are bad for a person with diabetes just as much as the minuscule amount of sugar in sodas are.

    Their doctor would probably rather them drink normal soda than eat that monstrosity.

    Now I'm no health nut, but I think your pushing your luck with that statement. Mostly its just plain wrong.

    Salt is not bad for someone with diabetes or most people, its bad for someone with a pre-existing heart condition (READ: Salt does not give you heart disease.)

    Cholestrol does not interact with diabetes in any appreciable way, its simply bad for you based on your body's ability to process it.

    Fat are not good for Diabetics but not in the same way sugars are. Fat isn't going to turn your blood into acid.

    Carbs & Sugars, things that non-diet Soda has in extreme excess, will be directly detrimental to a diabetic and generally unhelpful to regular people too.

    Telling a diabetic that a Soda is a better choice than a big mac is like suggesting a Gun in lieu of a knife for self-destruction.

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    reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    ironzerg wrote: »
    The other day I hunting in the Barrens. I killed a fucking giraffe by throwing lightning from my fists and beating it with a staff. It almost killed me, but then I was able to summon my water magic to cast a healing wave on my battered body. I could still feel the adrenaline flowing through my veins as I inspected the corpse, hoping to find a good bit of meat, some skins, and perhaps a few useful organs.

    As I lingered over the corpse, I pulled a magic sword off his body. And all of a sudden, the immersion was totally broken. I was alone, sweating, in my dingy apartment, sipping a warm Mountain Dew, wondering if I should keep leveling, or go whack off to some porn.

    Stupid fucking break in immersion!

    I guess it might ultimately be my fault because I never "lose myself into" a game like that. The whole concept seems alien to me.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Mutilate wrote: »
    I mean when is it a good idea for anyone to eat a Big Mac?

    Meh, they won't kill you.

    The hypothetical situation is usually some extremely obese person getting a super-sized meal, but holding the good stuff like tomatoes and lettuce, and doubling the bacon and cheese. They also get a diet coke to top it all off.

    Saying the person has diabetes as if the 25 or so grams of sugar are the worst part of that whole equation.

    The bread probably has more sugar than the soda, and they'll likely have to shoot up insulin anyways as a result.

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    MutilateMutilate Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I would eat Big Macs every day if it weren't cost ineffective and extremely unhealthy.

    Taco Bell is my guilty pleasure.

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    ExistentialSoundandFuryExistentialSoundandFury Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Mutilate wrote: »
    I would eat Big Macs every day if it weren't cost ineffective and extremely unhealthy.

    Taco Bell is my guilty pleasure.

    Same, though the siren call of the Baconator does win out sometimes.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    reVerse wrote: »
    ironzerg wrote: »
    The other day I hunting in the Barrens. I killed a fucking giraffe by throwing lightning from my fists and beating it with a staff. It almost killed me, but then I was able to summon my water magic to cast a healing wave on my battered body. I could still feel the adrenaline flowing through my veins as I inspected the corpse, hoping to find a good bit of meat, some skins, and perhaps a few useful organs.

    As I lingered over the corpse, I pulled a magic sword off his body. And all of a sudden, the immersion was totally broken. I was alone, sweating, in my dingy apartment, sipping a warm Mountain Dew, wondering if I should keep leveling, or go whack off to some porn.

    Stupid fucking break in immersion!

    I guess it might ultimately be my fault because I never "lose myself into" a game like that. The whole concept seems alien to me.

    how anyone gets immersed in wow I just don't understand. I love the game, but I mean it is a very mechanical game that is constantly doing things that take you out of itself.

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