A David Collins Thread

DavidCollinsDavidCollins __BANNED USERS
edited April 2010 in Artist's Corner
The latest action in my campaign against obscurity includes your forum.

I am sorry to inform you that I have never actually read this "Penny Arcade" brand web-sited grid-based text-drawing archive. Fortunately, I have taken the liberty of expressing my feelings about the authors' charity work via my state-of-the-art computerized illustration marquee.

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  • flowerhoneyflowerhoney Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    o_O

    this is my confused face

    are you like, a weirdo? Or this supposed to be ironic and satirical?

    I dont get it...

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  • DavidCollinsDavidCollins __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2010
    You have an anime avatar. That reminds me of a dilemma.

    Anime was invented so that the Japanese could indoctrinate the children of America into joining their army and orchestrating Pearl Harbor II.

    So, to answer your question, no, I do not like anime.

    This is my anime-seeing face.

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  • flowerhoneyflowerhoney Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    mhmm riiiiight, this explains a lot

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  • ZEROIDZEROID Registered User
    edited April 2010
    They see me trollin' they hatin'


    But seriously, your thing isn't really funny, if not offensive. Your little quips aren't witty or funny either. Also, I don't even watch anime but if that's what you really think, YES WE ARE PLANNING TO MAKE AMERICA A NEO-JAPAN.


    what are you trying to accomplish anyway

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  • DavidCollinsDavidCollins __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2010
    ZEROID -"YES WE ARE PLANNING TO MAKE AMERICA A NEO-JAPAN."

    Is that a confession?
    Well, it would seem that my initial assumptions were indeed accurate.

    Action must be taken.

    And what does anime have to do with video games? I thought this Pennycade was about video games. But all you guys ever talk about is "anime this" ~ "anime that". I'm sick of all this desu desu kawaii baka crap. I'm being drowned in it here by you guys, seriously.

    If I wanted to see bifurcated lips and eyes made of glass sphere sculptures, I'd adopt a kitten.

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  • DeeLockDeeLock Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Wow...you're a very unpleasant person.

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    DeeLock wrote: »
    Wow...you're a very unpleasant person.

    to understate things, yes!

    edit: I suspect we're being trolled though guys, best to leave this one to rot.

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  • FugitiveFugitive Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Oh thank god!

    I haven't checked 4chan in awhile and I really needed to see some shitty forced memes!

    You should do the one where the sociopath gets really angry at something about videogames and makes a retarded face!

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  • DavidCollinsDavidCollins __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2010
    Why are you guys so mean? What did I do to deserve this?

    If you love anime so much, why don't you marry it?

    Like that one guy did.

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  • DavidCollinsDavidCollins __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2010
    Oh and if scalpmange and swinesque read this forum, tell them I love them and want to hug them.

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