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RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
edited April 2010 in Debate and/or Discourse
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Oh HELLO!

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    PSN: Honkalot
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hi Honk

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    This places us in a bit of a quandary...

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    LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Tv-tropes keeps advertising gay military dating which looks like it's for the US.

    The perfect trap.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Leitner wrote: »
    Tv-tropes keeps advertising gay military dating which looks like it's for the US.

    The perfect trap.

    Clever girl.

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hey guys. Most of you know my job already. Help desk. Take calls and talk to retards all day long. Well the guy next to me got to talking to his retard and found out she doesn't have a spacebook. She's missing out on a lot of cool planet updates. I pity her.

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
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    so is this a hilariously awesome critique of western aid, or is Thailand just crazy/insensitive?

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    129163853765544613.jpginsensitive?

    I'm calling fake.

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited April 2010
    Yeah, that reads like My First Troll by Tonka.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    FAAAAKKKKKEEEEE

    I blame Finland

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited April 2010
    http://www.notthenation.com/pages/news/getnews.php?id=861

    fake. From an onion wannabe site.

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    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    So the first one. :wink:

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    synd your av is very fitting

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    There was a sign that said "ethics in the workplace".

    And I read it as "ethnics in the workplace".

    This is probably a common issue.

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited April 2010
    syndalis wrote: »
    http://www.notthenation.com/pages/news/getnews.php?id=861

    fake. From an onion wannabe site.

    They need to go study some good satire and try again.

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    There was a sign that said "ethics in the workplace".

    And I read it as "ethnics in the workplace".

    This is probably a common issue.

    Winky. Get to work on my command for Nerdgasmic in the adventures thread!

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Teeeheeeheeeheee

    "I can't let you brew that, Starbucks." - Starwolf

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    One time I was in a shop, and due to our notable Polish minority, there was a shelf dedicated to food manufactured for Vistulan pallettes. I pointed this out to my brother by pointing and saying "look, Polish things!"

    Of course it turns out I was pointing at two Polish guys.

    Whoops.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    There was a sign that said "ethics in the workplace".

    And I read it as "ethnics in the workplace".

    This is probably a common issue.

    Winky. Get to work on my command for Nerdgasmic in the adventures thread!

    I am way ahead of you with a way better command.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I get delirious really fast when I'm sick.

    It'll be a pleasure to show up at class today, I'm sure.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I got Choco Borderlands and Viva Pinata for his birthday.

    We're going to the local games Workshop after a nutritious breakfast to spend the day working on our Warhammers and playing a few games.

    We're having dinner with his family at a local restaurant and chocolate cake.

    Today is shaping up to be very nice!

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    I got Choco Borderlands and Viva Pinata for his birthday.

    We're going to the local games Workshop after a nutritious breakfast to spend the day working on our Warhammers and playing a few games.

    We're having dinner with his family at a local restaurant and chocolate cake.

    Today is shaping up to be very nice!

    yay!

    :D

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Apparently Ke-Dollar Sign-ha wears a necklace made with the placenta from her birth in it as a way to gain some sort of psychic 'second sight'.

    I find this unsurprising.

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
    One time I was in a shop, and due to our notable Polish minority, there was a shelf dedicated to food manufactured for Vistulan pallettes. I pointed this out to my brother by pointing and saying "look, Polish things!"

    Of course it turns out I was pointing at two Polish guys.

    Whoops.

    Eh, they're used to it. Just adding "British" to the back of the line.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Apparently Ke-Dollar Sign-ha wears a necklace made with the placenta from her birth in it as a way to gain some sort of psychic 'second sight'.

    I find this unsurprising.

    Ke$ha is desperately trying to outcrazy Lady Gaga.

    It's a little like watching a toddler try to outswim Michael Phelps.

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Apparently Ke-Dollar Sign-ha wears a necklace made with the placenta from her birth in it as a way to gain some sort of psychic 'second sight'.

    I find this unsurprising.

    Ke$ha is desperately trying to outcrazy Lady Gaga.

    It's a little like watching a toddler try to outswim Michael Phelps.

    It's more like a piece of dog shit trying to outshine a piece of cat shit.

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    LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
    One time I was in a shop, and due to our notable Polish minority, there was a shelf dedicated to food manufactured for Vistulan pallettes. I pointed this out to my brother by pointing and saying "look, Polish things!"

    Of course it turns out I was pointing at two Polish guys.

    Whoops.

    One night my wife and I were enjoying a meal at the local, family-owned Polish restaurant.

    I mention "family-owned" since that evening the owner/waitress had brought her toddler-age baby to work with her, and said baby spent the meal toddling around and making incomprehensible speech-like noises.

    Wife: "It's so cute, that baby is speaking some crazy made-up baby language."

    Me: "Or, you know, Polish."

    Wife: "Oh."

    Me: "If it makes you feel any better, I was thinking crazy made-up baby language too."

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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Morning [chat]

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I hate fantasy weapons

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    I hate fantasy weapons

    I like fantasy games with guns. I'm half tempted to give some to the ratmen in one of my D&D games, but I think it would cause sour tastes in the mouths of my players.

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited April 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    I hate fantasy weapons

    I like fantasy games with guns. I'm half tempted to give some to the ratmen in one of my D&D games, but I think it would cause sour tastes in the mouths of my players.

    Skaven!

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    WMain00WMain00 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hmmmm. The university is offering student representation trips to either Chile or China, where you go to represent the uni.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    I hate fantasy weapons

    I like fantasy games with guns. I'm half tempted to give some to the ratmen in one of my D&D games, but I think it would cause sour tastes in the mouths of my players.

    Are any of them wearing plate armor?

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Hmmmm. The university is offering student representation trips to either Chile or China, where you go to represent the uni.

    You gonna get raped.

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited April 2010
    Bwahaha. On twitter: "Saying that SD [the Sweden Democrats, our resident closet racist party] dominates media is like saying that most people send mail about Viagra."

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    WMain00WMain00 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Hmmmm. The university is offering student representation trips to either Chile or China, where you go to represent the uni.

    You gonna get raped.

    In both countries? Cool! :winky:

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    I hate fantasy weapons

    How can you hate swords? Swords are kick ass!

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Echo wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    I hate fantasy weapons

    I like fantasy games with guns. I'm half tempted to give some to the ratmen in one of my D&D games, but I think it would cause sour tastes in the mouths of my players.

    Skaven!

    I originally had not realised how badly I'd ripped off Skaven. But yes, ratmen featuring something pretty much directly analogous to Rat Ogres who have always existed but that people didn't believe in.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    I hate fantasy weapons

    I like fantasy games with guns. I'm half tempted to give some to the ratmen in one of my D&D games, but I think it would cause sour tastes in the mouths of my players.

    Are any of them wearing plate armor?

    The rats or the players?

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    WMain00WMain00 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I am actually tempted to sign up to it since i've never been abroad in my life. Might be a good life experience.

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