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What Would You Do With A Million Bajillion Dollars

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ormi wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    i would have the best cocaine party ever.

    indoor snow except with cocaine. making coke angels on the floor. DECADENCE

    Making cokemen

    having cokeball fights

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I would buy farcical amounts of lego

    and build whatever the fuck I wanted

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Macera wrote: »
    Ormi wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    i would have the best cocaine party ever.

    indoor snow except with cocaine. making coke angels on the floor. DECADENCE

    Making cokemen

    having cokeball fights

    Cocaine suppositories.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Projeck wrote: »
    It is my birthday.

    Make me things.

    Howzabout I make you a man?

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Macera wrote: »
    Ormi wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    i would have the best cocaine party ever.

    indoor snow except with cocaine. making coke angels on the floor. DECADENCE

    Making cokemen

    having 8-ball fights

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I would buy farcical amounts of lego

    and build whatever the fuck I wanted

    You could build a lego factory out of lego.

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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    It is my birthday.

    Make me things.

    Howzabout I make you a man?

    Only if he's pretty

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    At the end of the night everyone is given a gun and three bullets, who ever makes it out alive wins the rest of the coke.

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Can I just have a compound bow?

    Some Dynamite?

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    No, it has to be fair. shotguns for everybody!

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I just want a knife then.

    Naked.

    So I can prey on their fear, feel the kill...

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    SwissLionSwissLion We are beside ourselves! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Projeck wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    It is my birthday.

    Make me things.

    Howzabout I make you a man?

    Only if he's pretty
    ???

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I would use my lego to build larger versions of each lego block, which I would then use to construct giant-sized lego structures

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    SwissLionSwissLion We are beside ourselves! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hmm.

    Commence several hours of me listening to the Rocky Horror Soundtrack on repeat.

    CURSE YOU PROJECK!

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Alright, you can have a knife Tonkka

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    atmaatma Deep RiverRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    atma wrote: »
    penny arcade is a private company

    but I would make them an offer they couldn't refuse

    then I would do terrible things, terrible, gross, evil nasty things

    Well shit, I was actually thinking more lookouts and guess what just happened

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    guys that's not important right now

    what's important is that you give me your money

    all of it


    right now





    just trust me man, it's really important

    SCIENTOLOGY

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    Macera wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    What's funnier than a dead baby

    A dead baby clown

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    yeah, I was hesitant to post that because of the presence of an actual dead baby

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    It's not like we haven't posted that picture before and commented on the awkward awfulness of a juggalo funeral. Everyone except the parents looks like they'd rather be someplace else.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Couldn't those Juggalos use magic like magnetism and shit to save their baby?

    Hunter on
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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Re: Canceling Heroes.

    If I had billions, I'd give Abrams as much money as it takes to take the entire cast from Star Trek and make a new TV Series.

    It would probably be the most expensive tv show ever, but I wouldn't care because it would be glorious.

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Even better?

    A 40k tv show

    Each week a different vignette from the Dark Millennium, season finale ends with all the established characters dying

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    oh that reminds me I'd make the blizzard cinematic team guys produce full movies

    starring tossrock as the orc/the terran/the diablo

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Macera wrote: »
    Even better?

    A 40k tv show

    Each week a different vignette from the Dark Millennium, season finale ends with all the established characters dying

    That could possibly be really bad though. I know a Star Trek show with the actors from the new movie would be awesome.


    Plus the 40k show would have to be on HBO due to the massive blood shed.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    timspork's ghost wrote: »
    Macera wrote: »
    Even better?

    A 40k tv show

    Each week a different vignette from the Dark Millennium, season finale ends with all the established characters dying

    That could possibly be really bad though. I know a Star Trek show with the actors from the new movie would be awesome.


    Plus the 40k show would have to be on HBO due to the massive blood shed.

    How would being on HBO be a bad thing? HBO has some excellent programming.

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    It's not like we haven't posted that picture before and commented on the awkward awfulness of a juggalo funeral. Everyone except the parents looks like they'd rather be someplace else.

    I dunno, the father (I'm assuming that's the father) looks like he just wants to go get a burger or something

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    A 40k miniseries on HBO would be fantastic

    Much better than on a regular network, anyway

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    If you did it accurately, no one would want to watch it because it would be too bloody.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    everybody would die in every episode

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    A 40K show would be the bleakest shit

    Unless you're doing the star child thing where all the chaos gods are destroyed

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    invest 10% of it, receive enormous dividends off 12 million dollars forever

    rest goes to charity

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »
    invest 10% of it, receive enormous dividends off 12 million dollars forever

    rest goes to charity

    I think her stage name was Chastity and she'd totally take you to the champagne room for a less than that.

    Butters on
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    edited April 2010
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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Tam wrote: »
    A 40K show would be the bleakest shit

    Unless you're doing the star child thing where all the chaos gods are destroyed

    So long as the show were to embrace the total ridiculousness of the setting, I don't think it would be too bleak

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    It's not like we haven't posted that picture before and commented on the awkward awfulness of a juggalo funeral. Everyone except the parents looks like they'd rather be someplace else.

    worst part: she called into a radio show hosted by the icp guys and they owned her to tears, it was brutal

    that's amazing

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    why?

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    because icp continues to troll their fans, and yet they still have them

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    It's not like we haven't posted that picture before and commented on the awkward awfulness of a juggalo funeral. Everyone except the parents looks like they'd rather be someplace else.

    worst part: she called into a radio show hosted by the icp guys and they owned her to tears, it was brutal

    that's amazing

    Is there somewhere to hear this?

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    That is one of the worst things I have ever heard.

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