I'm pretty active in my WoW guild because the economy sucks and I can't find a job right now, and I'm pretty much the guild's best healer, I do free enchantments for people, do loans, life of the party in raids, etc. etc.
So we recruited a bunch of new people lately and one of them heard me talk on WoW, made a really ugly kitchen joke, and expected the rest of the guild to join in.
Instead he received quiet scorn and disdain. Felt so good.
Mojo_JojoWe are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourseRegistered Userregular
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So I think I just saw a squirrel carrying a dead squirrel back to its nest. Either this was NEVER LEAVE A SQUIRREL BEHIND, necrophilia or cannibalism. Lets go with the former.
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Okay so I'm going to get breakfast. What should I get:
1) Bacon, egg, and cheese with salt, pepper, and ketchup.
2) Bacon, egg, and swiss cheese with salt, pepper, and ketchup.
3) Bacon, egg, and cheddar cheese with salt, pepper, and ketchup.
4) Bacon, egg, and cheese with salt, pepper, ketchup, and hot sauce.
5) Bacon, egg, and swiss cheese with salt, pepper, ketchup, and hot sauce.
6) Bacon, egg, and cheese with salt, pepper, and hot sauce.
7) Bacon, egg, and swiss cheese with salt, pepper, and hot sauce.
8) Sausage, egg, and cheese with salt, pepper, and ketchup.
9) Sausage, egg, and swiss cheese with salt, pepper, and ketchup.
10) Sausage, egg, and cheddar cheese with salt, pepper, and ketchup.
11) Sausage, egg, and cheese with salt, pepper, ketchup, and hot sauce.
12) Sausage, egg, and swiss cheese with salt, pepper, ketchup, and hot sauce.
13) Sausage, egg, and cheese with salt, pepper, and hot sauce.
14) Sausage, egg, and swiss cheese with salt, pepper, and hot sauce.
15) French toast.
16) A hamburger.
17) Pizza.
I'm pretty active in my WoW guild because the economy sucks and I can't find a job right now, and I'm pretty much the guild's best healer, I do free enchantments for people, do loans, life of the party in raids, etc. etc.
So we recruited a bunch of new people lately and one of them heard me talk on WoW, made a really ugly kitchen joke, and expected the rest of the guild to join in.
Instead he received quiet scorn and disdain. Felt so good.
So I think I just saw a squirrel carrying a dead squirrel back to its nest. Either this was NEVER LEAVE A SQUIRREL BEHIND, necrophilia or cannibalism. Lets go with the former.
You know squirrels are omnivorous scavengers right?
So I think I just saw a squirrel carrying a dead squirrel back to its nest. Either this was NEVER LEAVE A SQUIRREL BEHIND, necrophilia or cannibalism. Lets go with the former.
Clearly, they were filming Conker's Bad Fur Day 2.
Honestly Drez I saw all those choices and my mind just blanked out. It's like those pictures where you're supposed to find three differences between the clown on the left and the clown and the right. Just eat all of the above.
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YamiNoSenshiA point called ZIn the complex planeRegistered Userregular
Okay so I'm going to get breakfast. What should I get:
1) Bacon, egg, and cheese with salt, pepper, and ketchup.
2) Bacon, egg, and swiss cheese with salt, pepper, and ketchup.
3) Bacon, egg, and cheddar cheese with salt, pepper, and ketchup.
4) Bacon, egg, and cheese with salt, pepper, ketchup, and hot sauce.
5) Bacon, egg, and swiss cheese with salt, pepper, ketchup, and hot sauce.
6) Bacon, egg, and cheese with salt, pepper, and hot sauce.
7) Bacon, egg, and swiss cheese with salt, pepper, and hot sauce.
8) Sausage, egg, and cheese with salt, pepper, and ketchup.
9) Sausage, egg, and swiss cheese with salt, pepper, and ketchup.
10) Sausage, egg, and cheddar cheese with salt, pepper, and ketchup.
11) Sausage, egg, and cheese with salt, pepper, ketchup, and hot sauce.
12) Sausage, egg, and swiss cheese with salt, pepper, ketchup, and hot sauce.
13) Sausage, egg, and cheese with salt, pepper, and hot sauce.
14) Sausage, egg, and swiss cheese with salt, pepper, and hot sauce.
15) French toast.
16) A hamburger.
17) Pizza.
Okay so I'm going to get breakfast. What should I get:
1) Bacon, egg, and cheese with salt, pepper, and ketchup.
2) Bacon, egg, and swiss cheese with salt, pepper, and ketchup.
3) Bacon, egg, and cheddar cheese with salt, pepper, and ketchup.
4) Bacon, egg, and cheese with salt, pepper, ketchup, and hot sauce.
5) Bacon, egg, and swiss cheese with salt, pepper, ketchup, and hot sauce.
6) Bacon, egg, and cheese with salt, pepper, and hot sauce.
7) Bacon, egg, and swiss cheese with salt, pepper, and hot sauce.
8) Sausage, egg, and cheese with salt, pepper, and ketchup.
9) Sausage, egg, and swiss cheese with salt, pepper, and ketchup.
10) Sausage, egg, and cheddar cheese with salt, pepper, and ketchup.
11) Sausage, egg, and cheese with salt, pepper, ketchup, and hot sauce.
12) Sausage, egg, and swiss cheese with salt, pepper, ketchup, and hot sauce.
13) Sausage, egg, and cheese with salt, pepper, and hot sauce.
14) Sausage, egg, and swiss cheese with salt, pepper, and hot sauce.
15) French toast.
16) A hamburger.
17) Pizza.
Five points will be taken from Gryffindor for failure to work in a reference to the Spam Sketch.
I'm pretty active in my WoW guild because the economy sucks and I can't find a job right now, and I'm pretty much the guild's best healer, I do free enchantments for people, do loans, life of the party in raids, etc. etc.
So we recruited a bunch of new people lately and one of them heard me talk on WoW, made a really ugly kitchen joke, and expected the rest of the guild to join in.
Instead he received quiet scorn and disdain. Felt so good.
what interest rate do you charge
If you don't pay me back I release the screenshots of the whispers you sent me on raids where we were all having a rollicking good time.
Honestly Drez I saw all those choices and my mind just blanked out. It's like those pictures where you're supposed to find three differences between the clown on the left and the clown and the right.
Oh no this dude was blatantly giving me free shit because I was a woman. This actual exchange happened once:
Sexist Guy: Oh nice I got a 200 world drop.
Guy: Can I buy that from you for my alt?
Sexist Guy: IDK...
Me: Oh cool I'd like that.
Sexist Guy: YOU CAN HAVE IT FOR FREE!! After all, I believe in respecting ladies.
See, that's a weird form of actual discrimination. Maybe. It's taking the whole "women are the fairer sex" thing to a far end of the spectrum. I'd be interested to see how he treats women in real life when it comes to property and money and stuff like that.
He basically believes women should be stay at home mothers and men should be the bread winner.
He's also told other people in the guild that he is going to convert me to Christianity and by extension his views on gender relations because he wants to hang out with me in heaven and would be sad if I was burning in hell instead.
It's really something.
If I had said something like that to one of the girls in my former guild, I would have been stuck with a shiv. Now I'm not saying you should shiv him.
I'm pretty active in my WoW guild because the economy sucks and I can't find a job right now, and I'm pretty much the guild's best healer, I do free enchantments for people, do loans, life of the party in raids, etc. etc.
So we recruited a bunch of new people lately and one of them heard me talk on WoW, made a really ugly kitchen joke, and expected the rest of the guild to join in.
Instead he received quiet scorn and disdain. Felt so good.
what interest rate do you charge
If you don't pay me back I release the screenshots of the whispers you sent me on raids where we were all having a rollicking good time.
This seems like a specious idea as it assumes WoW players have a sense of shame left
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YamiNoSenshiA point called ZIn the complex planeRegistered Userregular
Quote from a WoW guildie that made me half sigh and half laugh:
Him: You're the best Internet Girl ever.
Me: Oh yeah? Why do you say that?
Him: Other girls are like 'can i have free stuff', and you're like 'EAT A DICK MOTHERFUCKER' 24/7
This morning Choco gave me a kiss. I went "Oo, you have stubble, that's so hot," so he earnestly jutted his chin out and began to scrub it all over my face.
'Chu, give me all of your coca cola. I'll chug it, get diabetes, and live on disability. Fuck yeah.
I'm pretty active in my WoW guild because the economy sucks and I can't find a job right now, and I'm pretty much the guild's best healer, I do free enchantments for people, do loans, life of the party in raids, etc. etc.
So we recruited a bunch of new people lately and one of them heard me talk on WoW, made a really ugly kitchen joke, and expected the rest of the guild to join in.
Instead he received quiet scorn and disdain. Felt so good.
what interest rate do you charge
If you don't pay me back I release the screenshots of the whispers you sent me on raids where we were all having a rollicking good time.
This seems like a specious idea as it assumes WoW players have a sense of shame left
This morning Choco gave me a kiss. I went "Oo, you have stubble, that's so hot," so he earnestly jutted his chin out and began to scrub it all over my face.
Choco is a hairless man-child? I get stick from French Girl all the time for how quickly I stubble up,
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Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
Quote from a WoW guildie that made me half sigh and half laugh:
Him: You're the best Internet Girl ever.
Me: Oh yeah? Why do you say that?
Him: Other girls are like 'can i have free stuff', and you're like 'EAT A DICK MOTHERFUCKER' 24/7
Anecdotally, many of the girls I interacted with on WoW were aware of the different treatment they got than guys and did use it to their advantage to get free stuff and the like. I don't blame them, making the best out of a bad situation, I would do it too.
I'm pretty active in my WoW guild because the economy sucks and I can't find a job right now, and I'm pretty much the guild's best healer, I do free enchantments for people, do loans, life of the party in raids, etc. etc.
So we recruited a bunch of new people lately and one of them heard me talk on WoW, made a really ugly kitchen joke, and expected the rest of the guild to join in.
Instead he received quiet scorn and disdain. Felt so good.
what interest rate do you charge
If you don't pay me back I release the screenshots of the whispers you sent me on raids where we were all having a rollicking good time.
This seems like a specious idea as it assumes WoW players have a sense of shame left
leave it to a GIRL to not charge interest :j
the :j indicates hefty sarcasm
:j seems like the face of someone in the middle of some sort of medical emergency. The lower part of the j is their mouth twisted in pain, the dot is the flecks of spittle flying free from their twisted mouths.
:j seems like the face of someone in the middle of some sort of medical emergency. The lower part of the j is their mouth twisted in pain, the dot is the flecks of spittle flying free from their twisted mouths.
it looks a lot better on steam but it's supposed to be smug! but with spittle :j
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So we recruited a bunch of new people lately and one of them heard me talk on WoW, made a really ugly kitchen joke, and expected the rest of the guild to join in.
Instead he received quiet scorn and disdain. Felt so good.
Me too. With my hands.
1) Bacon, egg, and cheese with salt, pepper, and ketchup.
2) Bacon, egg, and swiss cheese with salt, pepper, and ketchup.
3) Bacon, egg, and cheddar cheese with salt, pepper, and ketchup.
4) Bacon, egg, and cheese with salt, pepper, ketchup, and hot sauce.
5) Bacon, egg, and swiss cheese with salt, pepper, ketchup, and hot sauce.
6) Bacon, egg, and cheese with salt, pepper, and hot sauce.
7) Bacon, egg, and swiss cheese with salt, pepper, and hot sauce.
8) Sausage, egg, and cheese with salt, pepper, and ketchup.
9) Sausage, egg, and swiss cheese with salt, pepper, and ketchup.
10) Sausage, egg, and cheddar cheese with salt, pepper, and ketchup.
11) Sausage, egg, and cheese with salt, pepper, ketchup, and hot sauce.
12) Sausage, egg, and swiss cheese with salt, pepper, ketchup, and hot sauce.
13) Sausage, egg, and cheese with salt, pepper, and hot sauce.
14) Sausage, egg, and swiss cheese with salt, pepper, and hot sauce.
15) French toast.
16) A hamburger.
17) Pizza.
what interest rate do you charge
You know squirrels are omnivorous scavengers right?
I mean NO SQUIRREL BEHIND
Clearly, they were filming Conker's Bad Fur Day 2.
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, eggs, and spam.
Five points will be taken from Gryffindor for failure to work in a reference to the Spam Sketch.
Also, option 8.
EDIT: Spammind, Yami! *Fistbump*
If you don't pay me back I release the screenshots of the whispers you sent me on raids where we were all having a rollicking good time.
Hahah
I'm pretty sure I would die.
I'm unfamiliar with this sketch. Monty Python?
If I had said something like that to one of the girls in my former guild, I would have been stuck with a shiv. Now I'm not saying you should shiv him.
This seems like a specious idea as it assumes WoW players have a sense of shame left
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_eYSuPKP3Y
Him: You're the best Internet Girl ever.
Me: Oh yeah? Why do you say that?
Him: Other girls are like 'can i have free stuff', and you're like 'EAT A DICK MOTHERFUCKER' 24/7
At least in the middle of Sears.
hehe
Yep. But I'm still sick. And my computer is broken.
So things are actually pretty awful.
But I'm feeling a lot better.
would you like it
just say the word, babe
i got people at the post office, not gonna lie i'm kind of a big deal 8-)
'Chu, give me all of your coca cola. I'll chug it, get diabetes, and live on disability. Fuck yeah.
leave it to a GIRL to not charge interest :j
the :j indicates hefty sarcasm
What if the game in this instance was sex?
We're still in the middle of Sears in this hypothetical situation.
hahahhahahahah never seen it
It's the whole reason we call electronic junk mail spam.
Yeah! :winky:
Choco is a hairless man-child? I get stick from French Girl all the time for how quickly I stubble up,
Or do they just go there for sex?
now all you need is a jumbo pack of hot dogs and 5 loaves of Wonderbread
Anecdotally, many of the girls I interacted with on WoW were aware of the different treatment they got than guys and did use it to their advantage to get free stuff and the like. I don't blame them, making the best out of a bad situation, I would do it too.
:j seems like the face of someone in the middle of some sort of medical emergency. The lower part of the j is their mouth twisted in pain, the dot is the flecks of spittle flying free from their twisted mouths.
it looks a lot better on steam but it's supposed to be smug! but with spittle :j