Quote from a WoW guildie that made me half sigh and half laugh:
Him: You're the best Internet Girl ever.
Me: Oh yeah? Why do you say that?
Him: Other girls are like 'can i have free stuff', and you're like 'EAT A DICK MOTHERFUCKER' 24/7
Most of those other "free stuff girls" are probably really guys pretending to be girls for free stuff.
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Quote from a WoW guildie that made me half sigh and half laugh:
Him: You're the best Internet Girl ever.
Me: Oh yeah? Why do you say that?
Him: Other girls are like 'can i have free stuff', and you're like 'EAT A DICK MOTHERFUCKER' 24/7
Anecdotally, many of the girls I interacted with on WoW were aware of the different treatment they got than guys and did use it to their advantage to get free stuff and the like. I don't blame them, making the best out of a bad situation, I would do it too.
My situation is slightly different. I ward off some attention and just deal with others.
1) The core of my guild are a bunch of mid-20s guys I've been playing with since the beginning of BC, so two or three years now. With the exception of the older officer, the dynamic we have is strongly big brother/little sister (one of the co-GMs and I exchange real life gifts, he calls me his little sister, and so on.) so there's no possible sexual shit going on behind the scenes.
2) Choco is in the guild and I talk about him.
3) I talk about poop and periods like, 24/7, so there's hardly a hot girl mystique going on there.
Quote from a WoW guildie that made me half sigh and half laugh:
Him: You're the best Internet Girl ever.
Me: Oh yeah? Why do you say that?
Him: Other girls are like 'can i have free stuff', and you're like 'EAT A DICK MOTHERFUCKER' 24/7
Anecdotally, many of the girls I interacted with on WoW were aware of the different treatment they got than guys and did use it to their advantage to get free stuff and the like. I don't blame them, making the best out of a bad situation, I would do it too.
My situation is slightly different. I ward off some attention and just deal with others.
1) The core of my guild are a bunch of mid-20s guys I've been playing with since the beginning of BC, so two or three years now. With the exception of the older officer, the dynamic we have is strongly big brother/little sister (one of the co-GMs and I exchange real life gifts, he calls me his little sister, and so on.) so there's no possible sexual shit going on behind the scenes.
2) Choco is in the guild and I talk about him.
3) I talk about poop and periods like, 24/7, so there's hardly a hot girl mystique going on there.
Clearly it's a good thing you're not guilded with me.
in all seriousness though you know what i find myself doing often with girlfriends
i'll throw out a compliment (one that i genuinely mean) that is uncommon or 'different' from a typical cheesy compliment... but then she gets super self-conscious about it
i find poop and periods to be the height of eroticism
You are like that guy in the first quarter of a Special Victims Unite who hid a camera in a female public bathroom, but got off free because he managed to tape the main crime of that episode going on.
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in all seriousness though you know what i find myself doing often with girlfriends
i'll throw out a compliment (one that i genuinely mean) that is uncommon or 'different' from a typical cheesy compliment... but then she gets super self-conscious about it
i have a big mouth that gets me in trouble
In general it seems like it's hard for ladies to take compliments of any sort.
in all seriousness though you know what i find myself doing often with girlfriends
i'll throw out a compliment (one that i genuinely mean) that is uncommon or 'different' from a typical cheesy compliment... but then she gets super self-conscious about it
i have a big mouth that gets me in trouble
"I don't know about other guys you've dated, but I think that giant nose of yours is hot."
in all seriousness though you know what i find myself doing often with girlfriends
i'll throw out a compliment (one that i genuinely mean) that is uncommon or 'different' from a typical cheesy compliment... but then she gets super self-conscious about it
i have a big mouth that gets me in trouble
In general it seems like it's hard for ladies to take compliments of any sort.
man
a girl smiles and says "you know, i really like you" and it makes my day
in all seriousness though you know what i find myself doing often with girlfriends
i'll throw out a compliment (one that i genuinely mean) that is uncommon or 'different' from a typical cheesy compliment... but then she gets super self-conscious about it
i have a big mouth that gets me in trouble
"I don't know about other guys you've dated, but I think that giant nose of yours is hot."
"I enjoy that if I can't find a flat surface I can just use your chest."
in all seriousness though you know what i find myself doing often with girlfriends
i'll throw out a compliment (one that i genuinely mean) that is uncommon or 'different' from a typical cheesy compliment... but then she gets super self-conscious about it
i have a big mouth that gets me in trouble
In general it seems like it's hard for ladies to take compliments of any sort.
in all seriousness though you know what i find myself doing often with girlfriends
i'll throw out a compliment (one that i genuinely mean) that is uncommon or 'different' from a typical cheesy compliment... but then she gets super self-conscious about it
i have a big mouth that gets me in trouble
"I don't know about other guys you've dated, but I think that giant nose of yours is hot."
not exactly like this but kind of along the same vein
it just seems like the thing i zero in on is always something she's always been uncomfortable with and just never mentioned
"you have really pretty hands"
"OH GOD I HAVE MAN HANDS WHY DID YOU BRING THEM UP"
then she made two fists and refused to let me look at her fingers for like an hour
in all seriousness though you know what i find myself doing often with girlfriends
i'll throw out a compliment (one that i genuinely mean) that is uncommon or 'different' from a typical cheesy compliment... but then she gets super self-conscious about it
i have a big mouth that gets me in trouble
"I don't know about other guys you've dated, but I think that giant nose of yours is hot."
"I enjoy that if I can't find a flat surface I can just use your chest."
I can't count higher than one which makes your unibrow much easier for me
in all seriousness though you know what i find myself doing often with girlfriends
i'll throw out a compliment (one that i genuinely mean) that is uncommon or 'different' from a typical cheesy compliment... but then she gets super self-conscious about it
i have a big mouth that gets me in trouble
"I don't know about other guys you've dated, but I think that giant nose of yours is hot."
"I enjoy that if I can't find a flat surface I can just use your chest."
I can't count higher than one which makes your unibrow much easier for me
I love your fat upper arms because they remind me of wing night at the strip club.
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YamiNoSenshiA point called ZIn the complex planeRegistered Userregular
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Sometimes I hate this job.
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In general it seems like it's hard for ladies to take compliments of any sort.
It is tricky, and sometimes if I say something nice I can see her narrow her eyes and check me for traces of sarcasm. Though, we are British, and brittle sarcasm forms roughly 97% of our conversation anyway.
First of all I was formally reassigned to an infantry company. Fucking awesome. Furthermore, rather than be a platoon medic, I am going to be working in the MEV (Medical Evacuation Vehicle), with the senior line medic, answering to the company commander rather than one of the platoon sergeants. I don't expect many of you to understand the significance of this but it is good.
Second, SC:C is released today and is already pre-loaded on my laptop! : D
Edit: Also I have noticed that one of my new company's trigger puller's right eye is the laziest motherfucker I have ever seen.
one time i told a girl that she had tiny little arms like a tyrannosaurus rex
she never spoke to me again
You are terrible at compliments. Lesson one: do not pick the oddest physical characteristic and then point at it, perhaps drawing a comparison with an extinct reptile.
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she has horrible abrasions all over her face and neck
every sunday night i just sort of sit with her and hold her hand
she cries a lot, mostly
i rub aloe vera on the wounds
i try to give her the courage to leave, for good
Most of those other "free stuff girls" are probably really guys pretending to be girls for free stuff.
Glad it's not just me.
BEARD ATTACK!
My situation is slightly different. I ward off some attention and just deal with others.
1) The core of my guild are a bunch of mid-20s guys I've been playing with since the beginning of BC, so two or three years now. With the exception of the older officer, the dynamic we have is strongly big brother/little sister (one of the co-GMs and I exchange real life gifts, he calls me his little sister, and so on.) so there's no possible sexual shit going on behind the scenes.
2) Choco is in the guild and I talk about him.
3) I talk about poop and periods like, 24/7, so there's hardly a hot girl mystique going on there.
nooo the patriarchy
Clearly it's a good thing you're not guilded with me.
"Baby, I don't complain about your stubble so quit complaining about mine."
i'll throw out a compliment (one that i genuinely mean) that is uncommon or 'different' from a typical cheesy compliment... but then she gets super self-conscious about it
i have a big mouth that gets me in trouble
You are like that guy in the first quarter of a Special Victims Unite who hid a camera in a female public bathroom, but got off free because he managed to tape the main crime of that episode going on.
Mine is tolerated in the morning and at 9 pmish. If I go a day or so without shaving, then I can expect pouting.
it is not really for me
i went shopping for the entire house because apparently the people here are just laughingly inept at being adults
In general it seems like it's hard for ladies to take compliments of any sort.
man
a girl smiles and says "you know, i really like you" and it makes my day
my week, really
y'all are crazy etc
"I enjoy that if I can't find a flat surface I can just use your chest."
you are built like a mammal
it is unBEARable
not exactly like this but kind of along the same vein
it just seems like the thing i zero in on is always something she's always been uncomfortable with and just never mentioned
"you have really pretty hands"
"OH GOD I HAVE MAN HANDS WHY DID YOU BRING THEM UP"
then she made two fists and refused to let me look at her fingers for like an hour
I can't count higher than one which makes your unibrow much easier for me
I love your fat upper arms because they remind me of wing night at the strip club.
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Well, I can't test them both now can I, Mr Silly.
she never spoke to me again
holy shit, this is the worst song ever.
I want to see it on RuPaul's Drag Race with a music video challenge.
It is tricky, and sometimes if I say something nice I can see her narrow her eyes and check me for traces of sarcasm. Though, we are British, and brittle sarcasm forms roughly 97% of our conversation anyway.
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.......oh boy
General rule of thumb, most women will not appreciate being compared with a lizard. Cause girls are dumb.
Did you tuck your arms up like dinosaur arms and stomp around and swing your head around and roar to emphasize your point?
that one wasn't meant as a compliment, and i wasn't dating that girl
it was just like, a joke
she made fun of my lazy eye sometimes!
First of all I was formally reassigned to an infantry company. Fucking awesome. Furthermore, rather than be a platoon medic, I am going to be working in the MEV (Medical Evacuation Vehicle), with the senior line medic, answering to the company commander rather than one of the platoon sergeants. I don't expect many of you to understand the significance of this but it is good.
Second, SC:C is released today and is already pre-loaded on my laptop! : D
Edit: Also I have noticed that one of my new company's trigger puller's right eye is the laziest motherfucker I have ever seen.
You are terrible at compliments. Lesson one: do not pick the oddest physical characteristic and then point at it, perhaps drawing a comparison with an extinct reptile.
EDIT: Beat'd.
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i didn't roar but i did sort of pantomime the affectation, with my elbows goofily tucked, to express to her the imagery she evoked in my mind
To be fair, dinosaurs don't like being compared to women either.
Your pretty fucking awesome Bama.
PSN: Corbius
Hahaha wow.