I had an ex who got ridiculously self conscious about her height thanks to an accidental backhanded compliment. It went from hilarious, to the point of real awkwardness, amplified by the way I managed to keep putting foot in mouth.
I had an ex who got ridiculously self conscious about her height thanks to an accidental backhanded compliment. It went from hilarious, to the point of real awkwardness, amplified by the way I managed to keep putting foot in mouth.
I had an ex who got ridiculously self conscious about her height thanks to an accidental backhanded compliment. It went from hilarious, to the point of real awkwardness, amplified by the way I managed to keep putting foot in mouth.
I was making fun of my girlfriend a while back for being short. Turns out, that for a girl, she's actually quite tall. Luckily, I'm all about equally opportunities. So she's still short dammit.
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I had an ex who got ridiculously self conscious about her height thanks to an accidental backhanded compliment. It went from hilarious, to the point of real awkwardness, amplified by the way I managed to keep putting foot in mouth.
I was making fun of my girlfriend a while back for being short. Turns out, that for a girl, she's actually quite tall. Luckily, I'm all about equally opportunities. So she's still short dammit.
If you thought the tall girl was short does that mean you are actually a gangling pipecleaner of a man?
I had an ex who got ridiculously self conscious about her height thanks to an accidental backhanded compliment. It went from hilarious, to the point of real awkwardness, amplified by the way I managed to keep putting foot in mouth.
I was making fun of my girlfriend a while back for being short. Turns out, that for a girl, she's actually quite tall. Luckily, I'm all about equally opportunities. So she's still short dammit.
I dodged a bullet and saw the effect of a short joke on the girl before I could make one. It's apparently an extremely sensitive subject for her.
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this is not tikt0k, therefore it is not the worst song ever
what was her height
built in pockets
bottle opener on palm
Tik T0k is Lady Gaga compared to this song.
I was making fun of my girlfriend a while back for being short. Turns out, that for a girl, she's actually quite tall. Luckily, I'm all about equally opportunities. So she's still short dammit.
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The pockets, hands down.
built in pockets but these are the worst modifications you could think of
built in pockets for sure
bottle openers can open brews, sure
but pockets can hold brews, can hold caps, can hold money and living wills and masses of rare metals
it's just a better deal
sexus, I sent you a PM.
Spoiler'd for kinda big.
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Pockets are far more practical and multi-use.
Bottle openers are gonna be good for basically one thing.
Although, the idea of storing my wallet in my flesh pocket sounds kind of gross/erotic.
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If you thought the tall girl was short does that mean you are actually a gangling pipecleaner of a man?
d'awwwwwww
well
i suppose i ought to probably dress nicely
I have no idea what kind of caterpillar he was, I'd never seen one like him before.
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5 ft 2.
You're the guy who's all about tiny women right?
You can fuck a bottle opener too, you just need to be more careful about it.
i mean i like women of all heights but yeah i definitely have a special place for really short women
This was in North Carolina, so maybe it's a South Eastern crittur?
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That's because you're too fucking tall son.
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I dodged a bullet and saw the effect of a short joke on the girl before I could make one. It's apparently an extremely sensitive subject for her.
i know a woman like this
185cm isn't tall, it's "just noticeably above the average".
Though this made me taller than nearly all of my friends until I moved to the mainland.
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Your wife has a masters in applied math?
Cool beans. :^:
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