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The [Chat] Dragon's Revenge

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Who's got one thumb and cut himself while peeling potatoes? This guy.

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  • PantsBPantsB Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    How come everyone else gets to play D&D?

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    I feel as if my life is standing on the edge of a deep dark well and I am being forced to take a step whether I like it or not. My only hope is that some unseen person or force can redirect or catch my fall at the last moment. I hate that I am defined by my job. I do not live to work, I merely work to live. But without a job, I will be aimless and hopeless.

    I have never been unsuccessful. The first job I applied for, I got. I worked at gamestop for nearly two years. The second job I applied for? I got! I worked at a local ISP for another 2 years, finishing my Associate Degree.

    ..The 3rd job I applied for? I got. I've worked for the government since winter of 05. Now, I have thrown countless resumes to the digital winds and have not even a nibble.

    I am not sure I know how to deal with this, because even though I'm 27 years old..I've never -had- to.

    I seem to recall you do programming right? Or am I misremembering?

    No. I am not gifted in code. I'm just a humble Systems Administrator.

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    Who's got one thumb and cut himself while peeling potatoes? This guy.

    Wait you cut your thumb off?

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Sarksus, can you take some sort of astronomy based skill on your guy in order to better reflect your own hobbies ^_^

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
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  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User
    edited April 2010
    PantsB wrote: »
    How come everyone else gets to play D&D?

    I can't answer this without breaking the Edict.

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    As opposed to ironically awesome.

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Who's got one thumb and cut himself while peeling potatoes? This guy.

    Wait you cut your thumb off?

    No not really, but it's a flesh wound. There was so much blood.

    So much!

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Who's got one thumb and cut himself while peeling potatoes? This guy.
    Wait you cut your thumb off?
    No not really, but it's a flesh wound. There was so much blood.

    So much!
    Anytime you cut the pad of your finger, it just fucking gushes.

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong You wouldn't right click a car Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    The best way to judge someone is to locate their dog and throw a punch that falls about an inch short.

    If the dog cowers or runs away, you know this is a bad person. If the dog stands there and smells you hand, you know this is a good person.

    If you cannot find their dog or instead find cats, what the fuck are you doing there, get out get out now before you are killed and eaten. This person is clearly a sociopathic cannibal.

    What if this person rescued an animal that was being abused. The dog would be afraid but it wasn't that person's doing.

    Ok, so maybe you should find this information out first, especially since it will save time. If the person has rescue dogs, you don't need to check anything.

    My dog's are small and very neurotic. The one cowers when you do ANYTHING sudden. Does that make me a bad person (never abused the dog ever). THERE ARE FLAWS IN YOUR SYSTEM DK.

    What do you expect me to do? Talk to people?! Get to know them instead of pretending to abuse an animal in their care? MADNESS.

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    I put the band aid on three minutes ago and it's basically soaked.

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I don't think mashed potatoes will benefit from the blood at all.

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Wait, there's a Debate and Discourse D&D game being organized? Did I miss out on the signups somewhere?

    I swear to god I'm never going to actually get to play D&D. I've owned this fucking handbook for almost a year now.

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  • ResRes __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2010
    Splinter Cell, like BC2, would be an awesome game if it worked properly.

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    I knooooow! I've heard of putting cheese in the mash but never blood!

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong You wouldn't right click a car Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I don't think mashed potatoes will benefit from the blood at all.

    They might. I've mixed them with cow blood many times. Seems to work out ok.

    Other good ingredients: milk, sour cream, garlic, butter, black bile

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  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User
    edited April 2010
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    Wait, there's a Debate and Discourse D&D game being organized? Did I miss out on the signups somewhere?

    I swear to god I'm never going to actually get to play D&D. I've owned this fucking handbook for almost a year now.

    This one's on a rotary system, there's no theoretical limit to how many people can sign up.

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  • ResRes __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    I put the band aid on three minutes ago and it's basically soaked.

    Digital block, dude. Apply pressure to the bone at the base of the finger until the vessels are sufficiently occluded that the bleeding stops. Maintain pressure until the cut clots.

    Res on
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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Res wrote: »
    Splinter Cell, like BC2, would be an awesome game if it worked properly.

    BC2 isn't awesome already, despite its flaws?

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Who's got one thumb and cut himself while peeling potatoes? This guy.

    Wait you cut your thumb off?

    No not really, but it's a flesh wound. There was so much blood.

    So much!

    ... so much for that vegan potato.

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong You wouldn't right click a car Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Honk, what were you peeling potatoes with?

    Clearly not a proper fruit and vegetable peeler. You were using a knife weren't you? You were ignoring all the advice of the boy scouts, weren't you?

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    Wait, there's a Debate and Discourse D&D game being organized? Did I miss out on the signups somewhere?

    I swear to god I'm never going to actually get to play D&D. I've owned this fucking handbook for almost a year now.
    You're not missing much. 4th ed is pretty shit.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So I looked into that thread Preacher, and now I kinda wanna mess with the guy.

    Don't do it, the mods don't take "For the lulz" as a reason!

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I am about to get rage quit all over the place especially if this gosh darn game doesn't arrive very soon.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Which game is this, DUE?

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I love how it looks outside after it rains and there's some clouds parting far out over the horizon. It lets in enough light that it's not dark out but there are still clouds shading everything.

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    Wait, there's a Debate and Discourse D&D game being organized? Did I miss out on the signups somewhere?

    I swear to god I'm never going to actually get to play D&D. I've owned this fucking handbook for almost a year now.
    You're not missing much. 4th ed is pretty shit.

    I've never gotten to play any sort of RPG, I'll take whatever I can get.

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  • ResRes __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Splinter Cell, like BC2, would be an awesome game if it worked properly.

    BC2 isn't awesome already, despite its flaws?

    I guess it is, if you can get over the sound not working. I guess it might help if you're deaf.

    Splinter Cell, uh, maybe if I was patient enough that I could ignore the game pausing itself for no reason every few seconds.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    That's not a universal problem with the game, mr. res.

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  • ResRes __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    That's not a universal problem with the game, mr. res.

    I don't care.

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Res wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    I put the band aid on three minutes ago and it's basically soaked.

    Digital block, dude. Apply pressure to the bone at the base of the finger until the vessels are sufficiently occluded that the bleeding stops. Maintain pressure until the cut clots.

    Hey this works better, thank you doc.

    Honk on
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  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User
    edited April 2010
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    Wait, there's a Debate and Discourse D&D game being organized? Did I miss out on the signups somewhere?

    I swear to god I'm never going to actually get to play D&D. I've owned this fucking handbook for almost a year now.
    You're not missing much. 4th ed is pretty shit.

    I've never gotten to play any sort of RPG, I'll take whatever I can get.

    Speaking of which, I don't want to ask CF this so I'm just going to post it here again:
    what is your opinion on the feasibility of an oldschool edition D&D game by PbP? The sort of game where a player says "I want to do X" and rolls a d20, and the DM just figures out on the spot what that means in regards to the character's abilities.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Res wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    That's not a universal problem with the game, mr. res.

    I don't care.

    That's reasonable, sir.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Which game is this, DUE?

    SSFIV.

    to be honest i'm not even sure if I can play it. I'm not going to be able to go back to school this summer and i have more or less become host to a biblical rage.

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  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    What are some good snacks I can keep at my desk? Everything in the vending machines is death in chip form.

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Which game is this, DUE?

    SSFIV.

    to be honest i'm not even sure if I can play it. I'm not going to be able to go back to school this summer and i have more or less become host to a biblical rage.

    I don't think I'm gonna buy SSFIV becuase of SC2.

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Honk, what were you peeling potatoes with?

    Clearly not a proper fruit and vegetable peeler. You were using a knife weren't you? You were ignoring all the advice of the boy scouts, weren't you?

    This really weird potato peeler actually, I got it at IKEA(!!). Its shape is like no other peeler I've seen before.

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Damnit, where is Pony. Apparently he has included the Unwholesome Journey in one of his characters. I need to know how he intends to explain how his character survived the Far Realm.

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  • ResRes __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    That's not a universal problem with the game, mr. res.

    I don't care.

    That's reasonable, sir.

    I think it is. Why should it matter to me that they work for anyone, if they don't work for me and there's nothing I can do about it? Both games are utter shit.

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