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The [Chat] Dragon's Revenge

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  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Damnit, where is Pony. Apparently he has included the Unwholesome Journey in one of his characters. I need to know how he intends to explain how his character survived the Far Realm.

    Magic

    Cinders on
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    Wait, there's a Debate and Discourse D&D game being organized? Did I miss out on the signups somewhere?

    I swear to god I'm never going to actually get to play D&D. I've owned this fucking handbook for almost a year now.
    You're not missing much. 4th ed is pretty shit.
    I've never gotten to play any sort of RPG, I'll take whatever I can get.
    You'll still be able to say that after having played 4th Ed.

    Thanatos on
  • stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Woot Off

    stevemarks44 on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Res wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    That's not a universal problem with the game, mr. res.

    I don't care.

    That's reasonable, sir.

    I think it is. Why should it matter to me that they work for anyone, if they don't work for me and there's nothing I can do about it? Both games are utter shit.

    Your opinion is unreasonable as a description of reality, but it's not like that even matters.

    Nerdgasmic on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    Wait, there's a Debate and Discourse D&D game being organized? Did I miss out on the signups somewhere?

    I swear to god I'm never going to actually get to play D&D. I've owned this fucking handbook for almost a year now.
    You're not missing much. 4th ed is pretty shit.
    I've never gotten to play any sort of RPG, I'll take whatever I can get.
    You'll still be able to say that after having played 4th Ed.

    From what I have read I think 4th ed is pretty good, but then again I am not a long time player or anything

    it just seems pretty fun

    Arch on
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    Wait, there's a Debate and Discourse D&D game being organized? Did I miss out on the signups somewhere?

    I swear to god I'm never going to actually get to play D&D. I've owned this fucking handbook for almost a year now.
    You're not missing much. 4th ed is pretty shit.
    I've never gotten to play any sort of RPG, I'll take whatever I can get.
    You'll still be able to say that after having played 4th Ed.

    From what I have read I think 4th ed is pretty good, but then again I am not a long time player or anything

    it just seems pretty fun

    Thanatos has been playing D&D since before you were born, Arch, he knows best!

    Sarksus on
  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    What are some good snacks I can keep at my desk? Everything in the vending machines is death in chip form.

    Trail mix. Those keebler Elfin Crackers (good with coffee). Nuts in general (just not sunflower seeds for fucks sake those make such a mess). Dried fruit / fruit leather. Jerkey.

    RiemannLives on
    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    i am going to go try to shower my rage away.

    wish me luck.

    DasUberEdward on
  • ResRes __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    That's not a universal problem with the game, mr. res.

    I don't care.

    That's reasonable, sir.

    I think it is. Why should it matter to me that they work for anyone, if they don't work for me and there's nothing I can do about it? Both games are utter shit.

    Your opinion is unreasonable as a description of reality, but it's not like that even matters.

    It is entirely reasonable. If the game doesn't fucking work, then it fails, fundamentally, as a game.

    Especially Splinter Cell, because rather than failing as a result of a technical error it fails because its developer deliberately sabotaged it in a move of dumbfounding stupidity.

    Res on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    Wait, there's a Debate and Discourse D&D game being organized? Did I miss out on the signups somewhere?

    I swear to god I'm never going to actually get to play D&D. I've owned this fucking handbook for almost a year now.
    You're not missing much. 4th ed is pretty shit.

    I really like 4th ed.

    Course when it comes to D&D I liked 1st and Basic a lot better than 2nd. Hated 2nd.

    RiemannLives on
    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Res wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    That's not a universal problem with the game, mr. res.

    I don't care.

    That's reasonable, sir.

    I think it is. Why should it matter to me that they work for anyone, if they don't work for me and there's nothing I can do about it? Both games are utter shit.

    Your opinion is unreasonable as a description of reality, but it's not like that even matters.

    It is entirely reasonable. If the game doesn't fucking work, then it fails, fundamentally, as a game.

    Especially Splinter Cell, because rather than failing as a result of a technical error it fails because its developer deliberately sabotaged it in a move of dumbfounding stupidity.

    The thing is that a lack of sound isn't even a common problem. It might not even be directly the fault of the game and its development.

    Nerdgasmic on
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    I've played and DM'ed a fair bit of 4e. It's fun.

    My missus turns 35 at the weekend. As I keep reminding her, that's halfway to 70!

    Bogart on
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Having bled from my finger, I know exactly how the victims of the Inquisition felt.

    /Pete Hoekstra

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User
    edited April 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    From what I have read I think 4th ed is pretty good, but then again I am not a long time player or anything

    it just seems pretty fun

    It's a very different game. I like Risk more than Monopoly, but I can still play Monopoly and enjoy it. The only reasonable complaint is when you want to play Risk and everybody's playing goddamn Monopoly.

    Aroused Bull on
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Blargh. Tired.

    japan on
  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User
    edited April 2010
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    Wait, there's a Debate and Discourse D&D game being organized? Did I miss out on the signups somewhere?

    I swear to god I'm never going to actually get to play D&D. I've owned this fucking handbook for almost a year now.
    You're not missing much. 4th ed is pretty shit.

    I really like 4th ed.

    Course when it comes to D&D I liked 1st and Basic a lot better than 2nd. Hated 2nd.

    Do tell? The way I play it there really isn't that much difference.

    Aroused Bull on
  • ResRes __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    The thing is that a lack of sound isn't even a common problem. It might not even be directly the fault of the game and its development.

    I'm not inclined to give EA the benefit of the doubt given that their customer support has been ignoring my request for assistance for well over a week.

    Res on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    Wait, there's a Debate and Discourse D&D game being organized? Did I miss out on the signups somewhere?

    I swear to god I'm never going to actually get to play D&D. I've owned this fucking handbook for almost a year now.
    You're not missing much. 4th ed is pretty shit.
    I've never gotten to play any sort of RPG, I'll take whatever I can get.
    You'll still be able to say that after having played 4th Ed.

    From what I have read I think 4th ed is pretty good, but then again I am not a long time player or anything

    it just seems pretty fun

    Thanatos has been playing D&D since before you were born, Arch, he knows best!

    oh i see

    old AND fat then

    Arch on
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    Wait, there's a Debate and Discourse D&D game being organized? Did I miss out on the signups somewhere?

    I swear to god I'm never going to actually get to play D&D. I've owned this fucking handbook for almost a year now.
    You're not missing much. 4th ed is pretty shit.
    I've never gotten to play any sort of RPG, I'll take whatever I can get.
    You'll still be able to say that after having played 4th Ed.

    What the fuck, dude

    Jacobkosh on
    rRwz9.gif
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    Having bled from my finger, I know exactly how the victims of the Inquisition felt.

    /Pete Hoekstra

    Having smelled paint fumes, I know exactly how the victims of the Holocaust felt.

    JustinSane07 on
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    Bogart wrote: »
    I've played and DM'ed a fair bit of 4e. It's fun.

    My missus turns 35 at the weekend. As I keep reminding her, that's halfway to 70!

    Undermining her self-esteem so she doesn't go off in search of greener pastures, eh? Well played.

    Jacobkosh on
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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    From what I have read I think 4th ed is pretty good, but then again I am not a long time player or anything

    it just seems pretty fun

    It's a very different game. I like Risk more than Monopoly, but I can still play Monopoly and enjoy it. The only reasonable complaint is when you want to play Risk and everybody's playing goddamn Monopoly.

    My hotel on Baltic Ave attacks Kamchatka Penninsula!

    nexuscrawler on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Res wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    The thing is that a lack of sound isn't even a common problem. It might not even be directly the fault of the game and its development.

    I'm not inclined to give EA the benefit of the doubt given that their customer support has been ignoring my request for assistance for well over a week.

    Well, I hope your problem is resolved soon, sir.

    Nerdgasmic on
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    I've played and DM'ed a fair bit of 4e. It's fun.

    My missus turns 35 at the weekend. As I keep reminding her, that's halfway to 70!

    Undermining her self-esteem so she doesn't go off in search of greener pastures, eh? Well played.

    stop showering and you're pastures will be greenest of all!

    nexuscrawler on
  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    Wait, there's a Debate and Discourse D&D game being organized? Did I miss out on the signups somewhere?

    I swear to god I'm never going to actually get to play D&D. I've owned this fucking handbook for almost a year now.
    You're not missing much. 4th ed is pretty shit.
    I've never gotten to play any sort of RPG, I'll take whatever I can get.
    You'll still be able to say that after having played 4th Ed.

    What the fuck, dude

    If I recall, Than's opinion on 4E is that it's a pretty good tactical miniatures game, but not an RPG.

    Here, he's saying that Raiden will still be able to say he hasn't played an RPG ever even after playing 4E, because it's not an RPG to him.

    LaOs on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    I've played and DM'ed a fair bit of 4e. It's fun.

    My missus turns 35 at the weekend. As I keep reminding her, that's halfway to 70!

    Undermining her self-esteem so she doesn't go off in search of greener pastures, eh? Well played.

    Look if thats not the point of marriage I don't know what is.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong You wouldn't right click a car Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Res wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    The thing is that a lack of sound isn't even a common problem. It might not even be directly the fault of the game and its development.

    I'm not inclined to give EA the benefit of the doubt given that their customer support has been ignoring my request for assistance for well over a week.

    I think I found your problem. You are having trouble with a PC game and you have contacted the publisher for support! Rookie move.

    Donkey Kong on
    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    So nexus you never got back to me. What's up for tomorrow? I need to know because I am gonna buy tickets to that thing if you either want to go to it or cannot meet tomorrow anyway. But if you want to meet and don't want to go to that brewery then I shall not purchase a ticket to it.

    Drez on
    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238
    Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
    Playing: Persona 5 Royal (PS4), Animal Crossing (SW), FF7remake (PS4)
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Res wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    The thing is that a lack of sound isn't even a common problem. It might not even be directly the fault of the game and its development.

    I'm not inclined to give EA the benefit of the doubt given that their customer support has been ignoring my request for assistance for well over a week.

    I think I found your problem. You are having trouble with a PC game and you have contacted the publisher for support! Rookie move.

    215532432_ZrgaH-L-2.jpg

    japan on
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    LaOs wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    What the fuck, dude

    If I recall, Than's opinion on 4E is that it's a pretty good tactical miniatures game, but not an RPG.

    Here, he's saying that Raiden will still be able to say he hasn't played an RPG ever even after playing 4E, because it's not an RPG to him.

    I realize what he's doing, it's just retarded.

    Jacobkosh on
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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Drez wrote: »
    So nexus you never got back to me. What's up for tomorrow? I need to know because I am gonna buy tickets to that thing if you either want to go to it or cannot meet tomorrow anyway. But if you want to meet and don't want to go to that brewery then I shall not purchase a ticket to it.

    I don't think I can make it to the brewerty thingy but would be up for a drink before you go there?

    if not another day is fine

    nexuscrawler on
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Drez wrote: »
    So nexus you never got back to me. What's up for tomorrow? I need to know because I am gonna buy tickets to that thing if you either want to go to it or cannot meet tomorrow anyway. But if you want to meet and don't want to go to that brewery then I shall not purchase a ticket to it.

    I don't think I can make it to the brewerty thingy but would be up for a drink before you go there?

    if not another day is fine

    You guys drink a lot.

    Sarksus on
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    I've played and DM'ed a fair bit of 4e. It's fun.

    My missus turns 35 at the weekend. As I keep reminding her, that's halfway to 70!

    Undermining her self-esteem so she doesn't go off in search of greener pastures, eh? Well played.

    Look if thats not the point of marriage I don't know what is.

    Believe me, I am taking notes

    Jacobkosh on
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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Drez wrote: »
    So nexus you never got back to me. What's up for tomorrow? I need to know because I am gonna buy tickets to that thing if you either want to go to it or cannot meet tomorrow anyway. But if you want to meet and don't want to go to that brewery then I shall not purchase a ticket to it.

    I don't think I can make it to the brewerty thingy but would be up for a drink before you go there?

    if not another day is fine

    Yeah no that's cool. We can meet after you get off. When do you get off? Is it 6 or 5, can't remember?

    Drez on
    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238
    Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
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  • SmurphSmurph Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    That D&D&D&D thing looks like something I would lose interest in way too fast.

    Smurph on
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    japan wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    The thing is that a lack of sound isn't even a common problem. It might not even be directly the fault of the game and its development.

    I'm not inclined to give EA the benefit of the doubt given that their customer support has been ignoring my request for assistance for well over a week.

    I think I found your problem. You are having trouble with a PC game and you have contacted the publisher for support! Rookie move.

    215532432_ZrgaH-L-2.jpg

    This comic bothered me in a total football nerd way. That's clearly a Giants uniform and No. 23 on the Giants is Corey Webster. Who the fuck would buy a jersey for a back up linebacker, especially during his sophmore year!?

    JustinSane07 on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    jacobkosh wrote: »

    Believe me, I am taking notes

    The best thing to do is point out how women on tv look better than she does because they work at it. Also loud porn while she's trying to read, degrading porn is the best for this.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Smurph wrote: »
    That D&D&D&D thing looks like something I would lose interest in way too fast.

    yea well so's your FACE

    in other news

    tonight. 7:45. hippodrome.

    there is a small chance this WON'T happen but it is very small

    Arch on
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    I've played and DM'ed a fair bit of 4e. It's fun.

    My missus turns 35 at the weekend. As I keep reminding her, that's halfway to 70!

    Undermining her self-esteem so she doesn't go off in search of greener pastures, eh? Well played.

    Look if thats not the point of marriage I don't know what is.

    She will not be truly mine until her spirit is completely broken. hang on. I hear her crying in the kitchen. Time to go remind her that no one likes running mascara.

    Bogart on
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »

    Believe me, I am taking notes

    The best thing to do is point out how women on tv look better than she does because they work at it. Also loud porn while she's trying to read, degrading porn is the best for this.

    Both of these scenarios take place at home. What can I do when we are out on the town?

    Or is going out on the town my first mistake?

    Jacobkosh on
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