So my friend who adopted the mastiff just found out that the prior owners never ever gave him Heartguard and now he has heartworms.
Probably going to cost around $1000 to cure him.
It's only money.
Money she doesn't really have, honestly.
Her stepdad's probably going to help, and I'm going to pitch in a little, and she's harassing the prior owners (seriously, she's had this dog for barely two weeks) about it. It'll probably be okay.
Still though, mosquitoes are endemic to her area, who the fuck doesn't give a dog Heartguard in mosquito-land?
So my friend who adopted the mastiff just found out that the prior owners never ever gave him Heartguard and now he has heartworms.
Probably going to cost around $1000 to cure him.
It's only money.
Money she doesn't really have, honestly.
Her stepdad's probably going to help, and I'm going to pitch in a little, and she's harassing the prior owners (seriously, she's had this dog for barely two weeks) about it. It'll probably be okay.
Still though, mosquitoes are endemic to her area, who the fuck doesn't give a dog Heartguard in mosquito-land?
Oh, it's bad, yes, but it's not like he had something incurable. Better to scrounge a thousand dollars than to kill a dog.
I don’t know what Webster’s definition of the word “miracle” is, but we’ve always thought it meant something fuckin’ amazing and incredible. A fuckin’ special, awesome event of some kind. A great, wonderful thing. A fuckin’ miracle.
The song “Miracles” is classic ICP. Our listeners know we’ve always included one or two deep, meaningful songs on our albums, we’ve just never made a video for one until now. It was a good idea, obviously, ‘cause it’s got people talkin’. The truth is it don’t make us mad to see all the hate “Miracles” gets from the mainstream. We’ve been “The Most Hated Band in The World” for many years. Without all the hate on the outside, it wouldn’t be as warm as it is on the inside with the Juggalo Fam. Instead, all the hate “Miracles” generates makes us sad. Sad for the haters.
I mean, yeah, we get it. It’s funny to people on the outside lookin’ in, seeing two clowns rapping about space and shit, while floatin’ around in an orgy of screen savers. And SNL’s parody was off the hook hilarious. But when you step back and really look at all the genuine hate it got from everyday people, it’s hard to believe that so few got it.
Yes, most of the miracles we mention can easily be explained away by science, that’s why we say the line “fuck scientists.” Their factual findings sometimes explain away the Earth’s cool mysteries. Part of me wishes they were lying. Part of me doesn’t want to know how they really make crop circles. My imagination wants to believe it’s aliens or somethin’. If people can’t relate to that, then that’s their loss. I mean, seriously, it must truly suck to have no imagination about these things. We Juggalos have deep imaginations, and an awesome sense of humor.
As for the infamous line, “fuckin’ magnets… how do they work?” Magnets were like magic to me as a kid. You could move things across the table without actually touching them! I found that shit amazing and I still do. If you don’t like that, have a dick for dinner. As for the sun and the stars. Who looks up into the sky and doesn’t wonder sometimes? Come on, man, I fuckin’ straight up feel sorry for anybody that can look at the moon the trees, and the seven seas, and not see fuckin’ miracles. It’s not about religion either. Nature itself is a miracle. Stand toe to toe with the ocean at night and tell me that shit ain’t amazing.
We appreciate all this shit. Especially a yellow ass, long neck giraffe. What’s a shame is how people walk around blind to it all. They lost their spirit about everything. If you can’t even see the miracle in animals, then you must have never truly loved a pet. That has to suck for you. Maybe you mother fuckers should relax that wound up, extra tense bitch ass of yours for a minute and go smoke a joint or somethin’. Be an individual, step out and away from the flow of the crowd. Take a time out, open up ya mind and then peep the giraffe. Try to appreciate some of these miracles, bitch.
What’s a miracle is the fact that some people haven’t recognized by now that Insane Clown Posse will never die. ICP will go down in history as an independent music miracle. Get used to these ugly faces. MMFCLJ.
Violent J
The Happy Clown Serial Killer
P.S. -
We feel like these haters are the big dumb, popular jocks ganging up on the little class clown scrub. When they have no idea the scrub is really a highly skilled, deadly, ninja assassin capable of cleaning their fuckin’ clocks.
It could have been more eloquently stated, but that's a good way to go about it.
Pretty much everyone just assumed they were retards.
i mean now that you have the wedding out of the way and all
I will hopefully BC2 it up since I haven't in quite some time, but the nonprebuttotally-wife wants to play some Metro2033 first and then I have some Splinter Cell.
But still, I plan on getting some BC2 in.
And thanks again everyone!
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PasserbyeI am much older than you.in Beach CityRegistered Userregular
I don’t know what Webster’s definition of the word “miracle” is, but we’ve always thought it meant something fuckin’ amazing and incredible. A fuckin’ special, awesome event of some kind. A great, wonderful thing. A fuckin’ miracle.
The song “Miracles” is classic ICP. Our listeners know we’ve always included one or two deep, meaningful songs on our albums, we’ve just never made a video for one until now. It was a good idea, obviously, ‘cause it’s got people talkin’. The truth is it don’t make us mad to see all the hate “Miracles” gets from the mainstream. We’ve been “The Most Hated Band in The World” for many years. Without all the hate on the outside, it wouldn’t be as warm as it is on the inside with the Juggalo Fam. Instead, all the hate “Miracles” generates makes us sad. Sad for the haters.
I mean, yeah, we get it. It’s funny to people on the outside lookin’ in, seeing two clowns rapping about space and shit, while floatin’ around in an orgy of screen savers. And SNL’s parody was off the hook hilarious. But when you step back and really look at all the genuine hate it got from everyday people, it’s hard to believe that so few got it.
Yes, most of the miracles we mention can easily be explained away by science, that’s why we say the line “fuck scientists.” Their factual findings sometimes explain away the Earth’s cool mysteries. Part of me wishes they were lying. Part of me doesn’t want to know how they really make crop circles. My imagination wants to believe it’s aliens or somethin’. If people can’t relate to that, then that’s their loss. I mean, seriously, it must truly suck to have no imagination about these things. We Juggalos have deep imaginations, and an awesome sense of humor.
As for the infamous line, “fuckin’ magnets… how do they work?” Magnets were like magic to me as a kid. You could move things across the table without actually touching them! I found that shit amazing and I still do. If you don’t like that, have a dick for dinner. As for the sun and the stars. Who looks up into the sky and doesn’t wonder sometimes? Come on, man, I fuckin’ straight up feel sorry for anybody that can look at the moon the trees, and the seven seas, and not see fuckin’ miracles. It’s not about religion either. Nature itself is a miracle. Stand toe to toe with the ocean at night and tell me that shit ain’t amazing.
We appreciate all this shit. Especially a yellow ass, long neck giraffe. What’s a shame is how people walk around blind to it all. They lost their spirit about everything. If you can’t even see the miracle in animals, then you must have never truly loved a pet. That has to suck for you. Maybe you mother fuckers should relax that wound up, extra tense bitch ass of yours for a minute and go smoke a joint or somethin’. Be an individual, step out and away from the flow of the crowd. Take a time out, open up ya mind and then peep the giraffe. Try to appreciate some of these miracles, bitch.
What’s a miracle is the fact that some people haven’t recognized by now that Insane Clown Posse will never die. ICP will go down in history as an independent music miracle. Get used to these ugly faces. MMFCLJ.
Violent J
The Happy Clown Serial Killer
P.S. -
We feel like these haters are the big dumb, popular jocks ganging up on the little class clown scrub. When they have no idea the scrub is really a highly skilled, deadly, ninja assassin capable of cleaning their fuckin’ clocks.
It could have been more eloquently stated, but that's a good way to go about it.
Pretty much everyone just assumed they were retards.
Yes, most of the miracles we mention can easily be explained away by science, that’s why we say the line “fuck scientists.” Their factual findings sometimes explain away the Earth’s cool mysteries. Part of me wishes they were lying. Part of me doesn’t want to know how they really make crop circles. My imagination wants to believe it’s aliens or somethin’.
Probably because they are. Either that or it's a big joke / attention grab, which is very possible.
How the fuck am I supposed to respond to "I thought we were better friends than that" without hurting feelings? "Haha, that's your mistake, ya stupid bitch, go make me a sandwich"?
:?
Better friends than what?
I didn't tell this girl some stuff that was going on with me, and now she's butthurt because I didn't let her know, I apparently don't trust her and she would of helped out if I had of asked...
I'm guessing that she was under the impression that we're bff's for life and we tell eachother everything or some shit.
Tell her something like you trust her, you just didn't want to bother her with it since you knew you could deal with it yourself, and there was no reason for her to get concerned. If you want to smooth it over, that is.
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
edited April 2010
eggs and cracker crumbs make a great matrix for stuff like that passer.
Oh, it's bad, yes, but it's not like he had something incurable. Better to scrounge a thousand dollars than to kill a dog.
Yeah, I think you're right.
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every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
edited April 2010
Jesus would never tell anyone to eat a dick, so lets not pretend like they're his disciples. The Christians don't want him either maybe we can all agree to give them to the scientologists or the mormons.
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Oh, it's bad, yes, but it's not like he had something incurable. Better to scrounge a thousand dollars than to kill a dog.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
They're mysteries, but with magic. Harry Dresden is like a private investigator, except he's a wizard, so he investigates magic stuff.
The first couple books it's somewhat small-timey stuff, but eventually shit gets pretty real and he's dealing with some real heavy hitters.
you doth protest too much
man they never fail to remind me of fireguy
i hope your wedding was wonderful
This made me laugh way harder than it should have.
i mean now that you have the wedding out of the way and all
fuckin' granular synthesis how does that work
At least you're working. How's the Lady?
Face Twit Rav Gram
It could have been more eloquently stated, but that's a good way to go about it.
Pretty much everyone just assumed they were retards.
I will hopefully BC2 it up since I haven't in quite some time, but the nonprebuttotally-wife wants to play some Metro2033 first and then I have some Splinter Cell.
But still, I plan on getting some BC2 in.
And thanks again everyone!
He does look a lot like Jewcar, yeah.
Nah, I'll check 'em out when I'm done with this crochet pile (found a book from 1876!!!!) and the Codex Alera series.
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Probably because they are. Either that or it's a big joke / attention grab, which is very possible.
Good. Also busy working
This seems doable.
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I have 1 knife that is not a butter knife. I have 1 pot and 1 skillet. I do have a stove.
girl wears those piercings well
age?
1> I am almost naked without my epic beard
2> Stress eating can put on some pounds. Ugh. I lost around 60 in the span of 7 months or so last year and it looks like I've put some it back on.
Conversely, my immediate response was "man, that is a lot of unnecessary piercings."
No disrespect intended, of course, just not my thing.
They were always secret Jesus Ninjas.
Fuckin Killa Clownz for Jesus, how do they work?
The wife took hers out. She's 23.
The sister kept hers in, and her mom threw a fit about it. She's 19. Please date my sister in law. She needs a non fucked up asshole in her life. :P
look she almost missed this wedding because of those piercings
i am going to appreciate them
yes
I made a granular synthesis joke
let me know when you make it
Yeah, I think you're right.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
If there's one thing organ is, it's a non-fucked-up asshole.
ALABAMA RIGHT?
brb amtrak.com
I liked it.
i hold doors for women and i engage in small talk with those around me and i pay my taxes
On the contrary, he requested of us to partake of his body.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.