I mean i already own a cane, hate teenagers, and more and more i prefer a nice quiet evening at home or at my favorite quiet bar rather than going into some loud club
Those are not signs of old age but of good taste.
Also im turning 22 this year and I realized I have not achieved anything in my life ever except maybe a mediocre highschool degree.
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I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
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BeastehTHAT WOULD NOTKILL DRACULARegistered Userregular
I'm 24. I see college undergrads around and they look like a bunch of KIDS.
WHY ARE YOU WEARING SUCH A SLUTTY OUTFIT, WHERE IS YOUR BABYSITTER?!
But isn't that the best thing about college? 25 year olds that look like 15 year olds?
As long as they're not BEHAVING like 15 year olds, that is.
Ferrus on
I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
Well, at least we have the prospect that life expectancy is going to rise further and many of us are going to live to 100.
I'm still holding out hope that medical technology will progress exponentially in line with my own aging so by the time I'm 40 I can just hang out at that age for as long as I want
I don't look it though. I got into a fight with some shithead at Jewel when I was buying booze after a long week at work. Crazy old lady said it was fake and was going to take it from me.
I'm skinny. My favorite thing is when fat people tell me my metabolism will slow down when I hit 30, and I'm gonna get all fat.
Sorry, good person. Everyone in my family is a rail. Just not in the genes.
I'm pretty crotchety all ready. I think I'll be borderline unbearable when I'm in my 60's.
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KalTorakOne way or another, they all end up inthe Undercity.Registered Userregular
On the one hand, I want to be one of those cool dads that can relate to their children and play video games with them and all. On the other hand I don't wanna wait ~14 years just to play some games when I can do that RIGHT NOW.
Ferrus on
I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
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OnTheLastCastlelet's keep it haimish for the peripateticRegistered Userregular
edited April 2010
Alright, this thread convinced me. I'm putting my brain inside a motorcycle.
I feel like at 26 I should've done something. At 25, it was look I'm an adult here is all the potential. Now I'm 26 and I just got renter's insurance and have a cat that I love.
I turned 34 in March, and my kid turns 10 in July.
Yep, that story is a whole different thread...
Anyway, it's actually pretty rad, having a kid that I can relate to. She wants to learn how to golf, we beat Lego Star Wars together, and she desperately wanted a Dell Mini10 netbook for Christmas, and I quote: "Because it runs Windows 7 really great Dad, AND it has a better camera than the Acer."
Swear to God. And of course she got a netbook for Christmas.
I turned 34 in March, and my kid turns 10 in July.
Yep, that story is a whole different thread...
Anyway, it's actually pretty rad, having a kid that I can relate to. She wants to learn how to golf, we beat Lego Star Wars together, and she desperately wanted a Dell Mini10 netbook for Christmas, and I quote: "Because it runs Windows 7 really great Dad, AND it has a better camera than the Acer."
Swear to God. And of course she got a netbook for Christmas.
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Those are not signs of old age but of good taste.
Also im turning 22 this year and I realized I have not achieved anything in my life ever except maybe a mediocre highschool degree.
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
high 5
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WHY ARE YOU WEARING SUCH A SLUTTY OUTFIT, WHERE IS YOUR BABYSITTER?!
Don't really feel like I've achieved enough for how old I am, but whatever, I need to get over that because it's not like I'm old
really though they finally switched over to fuel injection this year
a whole 27HP!
the military version still looks amazing
But below the waist?
It's like the bottom half of a completely different person down there
But isn't that the best thing about college? 25 year olds that look like 15 year olds?
As long as they're not BEHAVING like 15 year olds, that is.
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbpy0DWp1Co
I'm still holding out hope that medical technology will progress exponentially in line with my own aging so by the time I'm 40 I can just hang out at that age for as long as I want
Then die when I get bored
I hope to become 200 years old, floating around in my hover wheelchair. Screaming at children and trees. I would do well with dementia.
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fuck that shit
Urgh seeing a girl dressed like that and then she boards a bus and asks for a half
Meaning she's under 16
WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS
And why the fuck is your boyfriend wearing his pants around his knees
this isn't going to happen
the collapsing thing, anyway
the oil depletion? yeah probably
I don't look it though. I got into a fight with some shithead at Jewel when I was buying booze after a long week at work. Crazy old lady said it was fake and was going to take it from me.
I'm skinny. My favorite thing is when fat people tell me my metabolism will slow down when I hit 30, and I'm gonna get all fat.
Sorry, good person. Everyone in my family is a rail. Just not in the genes.
I'm pretty crotchety all ready. I think I'll be borderline unbearable when I'm in my 60's.
Oh, they are.
15 year olds with blackberries, uggs, shitty beer, and miniskirts.
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
I feel like at 26 I should've done something. At 25, it was look I'm an adult here is all the potential. Now I'm 26 and I just got renter's insurance and have a cat that I love.
Nah, they have way more sex
I'm turning 27 this year. There's a nice ring to that number.
i am a failure
don't look at me
im just looking out the window, and i see an elderly couple, holding hands while they walk
that's so cute
i love when old people hold hands
I got told that at 20. Then I got told that about 30. Now I'm getting told it about 40.
I remain dubious.
Although I quit eating seconds and buying Ice cream a couple years back. It seems to have put it off a little longer.
mully what the hell is this avatar
Yep, that story is a whole different thread...
Anyway, it's actually pretty rad, having a kid that I can relate to. She wants to learn how to golf, we beat Lego Star Wars together, and she desperately wanted a Dell Mini10 netbook for Christmas, and I quote: "Because it runs Windows 7 really great Dad, AND it has a better camera than the Acer."
Swear to God. And of course she got a netbook for Christmas.
So basically we are all stickmen
I can live with that
One second later I realized I had said that and realized I'm getting old at 25
It's the last thing you see after you make her mad. Then it's just darkness.
I have done this. I was immediately concerned when I did.
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ahaha adorable
it's 2 purple fishes fighting with swords
actually i wanted an avatar recognizable as being me but being more non-bespeckled/semi-purpled me.
also i like being scary. oooo.