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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I wouldn't have minded that grandma and her grandson keeping their shit private.

    You all want to see pictures of that

    no you don't.

    Jordyn on
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  • 101101 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    munkus your avatar changes everytime i refresh the page, like whoa.

    101 on
  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Also if we're going back to our hunter gatherer roots does that mean someone is going to try and kill me and take my mate

    Because that's stupid, I don't have a mate

    Stupid hunters

    What if I tried to gather your mate instead. Like put her in a leather bag along with some fruits and nuts I found?

    Well that might work! Let me find a mate first

    In this society that just means whoever I can catch, right


    Hey Hunter, stand still for a second

    Edcrab on
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  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    My cat violates my privacy every morning when I get up to go to the bathroom and she wants food. The emotional scars run deep.

    Jars on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Also if we're going back to our hunter gatherer roots does that mean someone is going to try and kill me and take my mate

    Because that's stupid, I don't have a mate

    Stupid hunters

    What if I tried to gather your mate instead. Like put her in a leather bag along with some fruits and nuts I found?

    Well that might work! Let me find a mate first

    In this society that just means whoever I can catch, right


    Hey Hunter, stand still for a second

    I already have a mate, sorry man.

    Hunter on
  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I wasn't asking

    Edcrab on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    i am informing you that you are now my mate

    make your peace with this quickly and come to bed

    Raneados on
  • HeavyVillainHeavyVillain Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    why does every thread around here come to this

    forcing people to be their mate

    HeavyVillain on
  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Shut up V and get in Rane's hut

    He asked nicely and everything and the least you can do is co-operate

    Edcrab on
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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    whoa buddy

    hut?

    huts are purely constructs that promote privacy, hunter-gatherers ain't have no huts

    Dichotomy on
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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I think you misspelt "butt"

    Dichotomy on
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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Also come to think of it if you leave your current mate with me I won't have to wrestle Hunter to establish dominance

    No wasted effort!

    Edcrab on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    huts cause privacy by their very existence

    no we live on the open plains

    Raneados on
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I think you misspelt "butt"

    I think you misspelled misspelled.

    The Geek on
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  • HeavyVillainHeavyVillain Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    huts cause privacy by their very existence

    no we live on the open plains

    unless the huts are wide open and arent much more than roofs on stilts

    Wide open like your butt

    HeavyVillain on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    huts cause privacy by their very existence

    no we live on the open plains

    unless the huts are wide open and arent much more than roofs on stilts

    Wide open like your butt

    that's not a hut that's like

    a gazebo

    Raneados on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    that's no hut...


    It's a gazebo!

    Jordyn on
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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    To V a gazebo is some sort of mythical ruminant

    Please don't confuse him

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  • HeavyVillainHeavyVillain Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    STOP MAKING UP WORDS

    HeavyVillain on
  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    gazebos still render you private against birds and people in trees and extremely tall people

    Dichotomy on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    gayzebo

    Raneados on
  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    gay-z-boy

    The bestselling homosexual recliner chair in the States

    Edcrab on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    i wonder if gay z boy is a gay porn site

    Raneados on
  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    fuck this gayzebo

    Dichotomy on
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  • HeavyVillainHeavyVillain Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    ..how the hell can a chair be gay excactly

    HeavyVillain on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
  • bongibongi regular
    edited April 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    So some nutter in the U.K., Dr. Brett Mills, has recently published an article claiming that animals have a right to privacy and that nature documentaries violate that right. The kicker? This nutbag isn't even a biologist. He's a faculty member of the University of East Anglia's school of film and television studies.

    So what other completely inane and crazy theories have you read about lately?

    How likely is it that bongi will come in here and start arguing the philosophical ramifications of animal privacy? (LOVE YOU TOBY)

    hey it is my university!

    and if animals want a right to privacy maybe they should not poop in my living room

    bongi on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    ..how the hell can a chair be gay excactly

    it's not a gay chair, it's a chair FOR gays. duh.

    Jordyn on
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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ok, so he has sex with his grandma, gross but ok. But why the fuck would you tell people this? Are they also exhibitionists?

    Ruby Rhod on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    animals should learn shame and endeavor to wear clothes

    Raneados on
  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    Ok, so he has sex with his grandma, gross but ok. But why the fuck would you tell people this? Are they also exhibitionists?

    Because privacy is bad, adurrrrrr.

    Framling on
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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    So grandmasex is the real goal. Gotcha.

    Ruby Rhod on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    animals should learn shame and endeavor to wear clothes

    4 legs good 2 legs better

    Munkus Beaver on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    listen up

    I have literally no problem with a dude fucking his grandma

    like really

    if a brother and sister want to get BIZZAAYYY, whatever man, same goes for any two legal adults in the entire world

    they're making that decision, they know they're related, but it's not hurting anyone, they're two legally consenting adults and it is not up to me or anyone else to say who you can love. I certainly don't approve but shhhrruuggg, people are weirdos



    but having a baby changes matters. You're introducing a third person into the world bred from your union. From the incestuous union of two people. You're selfishly having a kid because YOU want a kid, you're not thinking what kind of shit you're bringing that kid into. It's ridiculous self-centered and if I had my way.

    Sure you have the freedom to HAVE kids but sometimes you SHOULDN"T. Having a kid with your own grandfather/relative is one of those times.


    Fuck them all you like, who cares? But don't goddamn bring a kid into it

    Raneados on
  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Oh wait, backwards might be a chubby chaser and I might have inadvertently turned him on!

    But thanks to benefits of privacy, I don't have to see his erection.

    2 points for privacy.

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    Ruby Rhod on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    bongi wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    So some nutter in the U.K., Dr. Brett Mills, has recently published an article claiming that animals have a right to privacy and that nature documentaries violate that right. The kicker? This nutbag isn't even a biologist. He's a faculty member of the University of East Anglia's school of film and television studies.

    So what other completely inane and crazy theories have you read about lately?

    How likely is it that bongi will come in here and start arguing the philosophical ramifications of animal privacy? (LOVE YOU TOBY)

    hey it is my university!

    and if animals want a right to privacy maybe they should not poop in my living room

    I promise I'll never poop in your living room

    Druhim on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited May 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    So some nutter in the U.K., Dr. Brett Mills, has recently published an article claiming that animals have a right to privacy and that nature documentaries violate that right. The kicker? This nutbag isn't even a biologist. He's a faculty member of the University of East Anglia's school of film and television studies.

    So what other completely inane and crazy theories have you read about lately?

    How likely is it that bongi will come in here and start arguing the philosophical ramifications of animal privacy? (LOVE YOU TOBY)

    hey it is my university!

    and if animals want a right to privacy maybe they should not poop in my living room

    I promise I'll never poop in your living room

    that's exactly what my cat said
    exactly

    bongi on
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    huts cause privacy by their very existence

    no we live on the open plains

    unless the huts are wide open and arent much more than roofs on stilts

    Wide open like your butt

    that's not a hut that's like

    a gazebo

    It's too late. You've awakened the Gazebo; it catches you and eats you.

    The Geek on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    no no no
    > Go North

    Raneados on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    bongi wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    So some nutter in the U.K., Dr. Brett Mills, has recently published an article claiming that animals have a right to privacy and that nature documentaries violate that right. The kicker? This nutbag isn't even a biologist. He's a faculty member of the University of East Anglia's school of film and television studies.

    So what other completely inane and crazy theories have you read about lately?

    How likely is it that bongi will come in here and start arguing the philosophical ramifications of animal privacy? (LOVE YOU TOBY)

    hey it is my university!

    and if animals want a right to privacy maybe they should not poop in my living room

    I promise I'll never poop in your living room

    that's exactly what my cat said
    exactly

    cats lie like whores

    PiptheFair on
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