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Here Lies Philip J. Fry, named for his uncle, to carry on his spirit.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    I find the most erotic part of the woman is the booby.

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Shut up, friends! My internet browser heard us saying the word "fry" and it found a movie about Philip J. Fry for us. It also opened my calendar to Friday and ordered me some french fries.

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    BackwardsnameBackwardsname __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    hey now both of you stop being ironic at each other this instant

    gil what it do

    I met a dude recently

    with a name even more wonderful than that friend of yours with the ridiculous name

    Rick Fivekiller

    I love that name

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    only the one booby, munkus?

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Did someone post the picture that says good news everyone I've invented a machine that guarantees you will hear my voice reading this to you when you take a look at this picture?

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    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    yes zoel that did happen

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    hey now both of you stop being ironic at each other this instant

    gil what it do

    I met a dude recently

    with a name even more wonderful than that friend of yours with the ridiculous name

    Rick Fivekiller

    I love that name

    damn that's a badass name

    the other day I was buying a wrap and I paid for it with my card, so the cashier got one of those receipts with my full name printed on it. As she leaned across the table to give me my wrap she looked at me furtively and said, "Hey -- you've got a Supreme Court Justice name."

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    yes zoel that did happen

    oh good i figured it did but I figured I would recap in lieu of actually reading the thread

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What did I call it, crwth?

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What did I call it, crwth?

    Sextention Sexiceit Sexorder?

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Is crwth your kiffiyah

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    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
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    BackwardsnameBackwardsname __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    hey now both of you stop being ironic at each other this instant

    gil what it do

    I met a dude recently

    with a name even more wonderful than that friend of yours with the ridiculous name

    Rick Fivekiller

    I love that name

    damn that's a badass name

    the other day I was buying a wrap and I paid for it with my card, so the cashier got one of those receipts with my full name printed on it. As she leaned across the table to give me my wrap she looked at me furtively and said, "Hey -- you've got a Supreme Court Justice name."

    haha, phenomenal

    "listen pal, with a name like that you could stand to make a lot of money. Just give my friend Eddie a call from this pre-paid cellphone. He'll fill you in on the details."

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    a lot of my friends have weird names but the one you met is definitely the weirdest

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I dated a Robin Banks once

    I never knew how jumpy bank tellers were until then

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    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Rick Fivekiller is a helluva name

    But I think Katarina Masmuder beats it

    Honest to god, that was her name, she used to work at a local charity shop

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    BackwardsnameBackwardsname __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    a lot of my friends have weird names but the one you met is definitely the weirdest

    wasn't it like Render Bearmaw or something

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I'm Rick James, bitch

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I HAVE RIDDEN THE MIGHTY MOON WORM

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I had a teacher called sunva whore

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I HAVE RIDDEN THE MIGHTY MOON WORM

    Good for him.

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What did I call it, crwth?

    sigh

    sexlexia

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    BackwardsnameBackwardsname __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    Also, weirdly, Fivekiller? Apparently a Jewish name.

    At my work we were sending out fundraising letters to ~1400 of the richest Jews in Los Angeles (my candidate is the only Jewish candidate in his race), Fivekiller was among them.

    Definitely want to be listening in on the follow-up phone call to Larry David

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    a lot of my friends have weird names but the one you met is definitely the weirdest

    wasn't it like Render Bearmaw or something

    I don't want to go posting a dude's full name on an internet website but that's pretty close

    middle name Elvis

    dude's dad is a badass

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    Rock breaks scissors. But paper covers rock, and scissors cut paper! Crwth: we have a conundrum.

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    HeavyVillainHeavyVillain Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Also, weirdly, Fivekiller? Apparently a Jewish name.

    At my work we were sending out fundraising letters to ~1400 of the richest Jews in Los Angeles (my candidate is the only Jewish candidate in his race), Fivekiller was among them.

    Definitely want to be listening in on the follow-up phone call to Larry David

    My old history teacher was called fivekiller :D

    Dude was awesome, had a santa beard and an utter obsession with kungfu movies


    ..lookit me contribute

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    munkus i am not being your crwth kroker!

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    Crwth, I'm feeling the "Captain's Itch."

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    Nobody destroy Crwth! Unless you absolutely have to.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I had a science teacher in 6th grade with the last name of "Armbruster"

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    We've seen too many body bags and ball sacks.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    and there was always that principal

    "Ms. Sacknitz"

    she looked almost like Janet Reno, too

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    Chompskers.Chompskers. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I know someone who's last name is Nicewanger

    he married and his wife changed her name

    from Smith to Nicewanger

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    why doncha take it up with wingus and dingus over here

    WINGUS. DINGUS.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    You won't have time for posting, crwth. What with all the threadmaking you'll be doing.

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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    what makes a man turn neutral

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    You won't have time for posting, crwth. What with all the threadmaking you'll be doing.

    have the boy lay out the webcomics thread

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    In the game of webcomics you never let your adversary see your posts.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    You're on a scenic route through the state recreation area known as the human mind. You ask a passerby for directions only to find he has no face or something. Suddenly, up ahead, a door in the road. You swerve, narrowly avoiding

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    as per your request, please find enclosed: the last man on earth

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    IT TURNS OUT IT'S MAN

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