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BREAKING NEWS: Fat Kids, Shoes, Fat Kids Can't Enlist

Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSURegistered User regular
edited May 2010 in Social Entropy++
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Obese kids more vulnerable to bullies
CNN wrote:
Children in Grades 3 through 6 who are obese are more likely to be bullied than their normal-weight peers, a new study has found.

I mean holy shit this is some serious fucking investigative journalism
Julie Lumeng, MD wrote:
"When we started this study, I really suspected that we might find that the obesity or overweight might not be the driving force," says the lead author of the study, Julie Lumeng, M.D., a professor of pediatrics at the University of Michigan, in Ann Arbor.

this is some hard fucking science I mean damn
"Kids who considered themselves very overweight not only were bullied, but...indicated more loneliness, saw themselves as troublemakers, and saw themselves as sad, fearful, and wimpy," she says. "They really have huge struggles."

a key part of the study

KIDS TOO FAT TO ENLIST

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Huge struggles eh

    haha

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    FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    holy shit

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    They're just so much softer to punch!

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    what is that girl holding

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Love the comments:
    We need to start teaching kids about GTL to avoid the bullying all together. If overweight children can incorporate GTL into their daily lives we can alleviate childhood obesity in this country and stop the bullying.

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    Evil WeevilEvil Weevil Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Good news everyone?

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Go run a few laps fat kids geeze

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I think she's holding candy.

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    Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    what is that girl holding

    and why are there marbles on the floor? :?

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    VisionOfClarity wrote: »
    Love the comments:
    We need to start teaching kids about GTL to avoid the bullying all together. If overweight children can incorporate GTL into their daily lives we can alleviate childhood obesity in this country and stop the bullying.

    Oh good lord do these commentators not know how children work

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    iamthepiemaniamthepieman Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Clearly the solution is to ensure that everyone is overweight. Will this result in all school-children cowering in the corner in case a skinny dude shows up, or will the fat kids just bully the really fat kids?

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I heard that kids get made fun of for having glasses and braces too

    but I never saw a study done on it so nevermind what do I know

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    I think she's holding candy.

    Shake Weight
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-z85Pku9uE

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    children are fueled by cruelty

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    what is GTL


    also

    reminds me of that story from a while back on BBC.com about the obese family where all of them are on disability for obesity and collect $$ from the gov't.

    They eat bacon fucking sandwiches like all goddamn day, and say as much in the story.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    The fuck is GTL?

    Girls Truck Lavender?

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    ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I am face palming so hard at this thread

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Well if they didn't want to be made fun of why did they make themselves so fat!!!!

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I wonder if that shake weight shit is legit or not.

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    Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha.

    Really?

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    GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these days Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    iamthepieman wrote: »
    Clearly the solution is to ensure that everyone is overweight. Will this result in all school-children cowering in the corner in case a skinny dude shows up, or will the fat kids just bully the really fat kids?

    no in that case the really fat kids will bully the ones that are only kinda chubby.

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    On a more positive note

    The best breaking news

    http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2011740342_electronboy30m.html

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    iamthepiemaniamthepieman Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    I wonder if that shake weight shit is legit or not.

    I saw an ad for it in a hotel last week.

    EDIT: Fat kids - More weight, more shake.

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    SkulloSkullo Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    According the scholars at Urban Dictionary, GTL is a Jersey shore thing. Gym Tan Laundry.

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    what is GTL


    Gym, Tan, Laundry

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    remember in like elementary school when fat kids would act like they were strong

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    SkulloSkullo Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Skull Man wrote: »
    remember in like elementary school when fat kids would act like they were strong

    The two fat kids in my elementary school got into a fight once.

    They just rolled around.

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    When everyone is overweight

    No one will be.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    No, I mean I know it's a real product, but if it works or not.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    skullo, eh

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    isn't tanning bad for your skin?

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Bloods End wrote: »
    On a more positive note

    The best breaking news

    http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2011740342_electronboy30m.html

    not really breaking

    but still amazing and it made me tear up and you have a fucking problem with that go talk to Electron Boy

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Bloods End wrote: »
    On a more positive note

    The best breaking news

    http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2011740342_electronboy30m.html

    Okay, now I am happy. Thank you.

    edit: SH, totally tearing up too. We are girly men.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Obesity really is a national problem though. I don't really know what you can do about it. I mean it's not like you can make people eat healthy food or exercise.

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    Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
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    iamthepiemaniamthepieman Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    VisionOfClarity wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    what is GTL


    Gym, Tan, Laundry

    Written on every page of their Springsteen quote-of-the-day calendars.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Melding wrote: »
    isn't tanning bad for your skin?

    yeah but sex is good for it so it probably evens out

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    there's an EXTREMELY obese man sitting to my right in this cafe

    like

    wow the dude is gargantuan

    *rides metabolism train to the last stop*

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