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BREAKING NEWS: Fat Kids, Shoes, Fat Kids Can't Enlist

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    isn't tanning bad for your skin?

    yeah but sex is good for it so it probably evens out

    What id i get sex with untanned skin? Then would i have even better skin?

    I suggest we promote GSL.

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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    It is so nice to be in excellent shape guys

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    no I'm saying you'd have MORE sex which would balance out look never mind

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    Obesity really is a national problem though. I don't really know what you can do about it. I mean it's not like you can make people eat healthy food or exercise.

    Start showing videos of open heart surgery and shit in highschool health classes. They have to like break through your sternum and move bones and shit out of the way its fucking disgusting.

    Show these videos and be like "if you get fat you might have to have bypass surgery and this shit is going to happen to you"

    scare the shit out of them

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    One thing that annoys me are shows that promote obesity. Like, stuff where the message is "plus sized models are pretty too!"

    I mean, I'm not saying everyone should beat themselves to look like models (who are also often unhealthy), but saying "Oh yeah being obese is p coo guys don't hate" is just wrong. It's not ok! It's unhealthy and leads to multiple diseases.

    It's like if we had programming now that talked about how awesome smoking two packs a day was (Mad Men el oh el)

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    But i can get roughly the same amount of sex either way. plus sex doesn't cancel out skin cancer, which if you use real sun is an issue.

    Specially for me cause skin cancer swims deep in my family.

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  • BackwardsnameBackwardsname __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    Obesity really is a national problem though. I don't really know what you can do about it. I mean it's not like you can make people eat healthy food or exercise.

    FASCISM!

    But seriously I mean good public policy really can help tremendously

    Like, the farm bill. I am even OK subsidizing agribusiness because lord knows they're too politically powerful a lobby to not get a piece of something, but for god's sake can't we subsidize, like, organic produce or something? We'll still give you money, goddamnit, just grow more broccoli or oranges or some shit instead of poisoning our children with HFCS.

    Also, car culture really fucks our health. Instating urban-growth boundaries, incentivizing mixed-use development, having lots of available public transit, -- these things encourage people to walk more and drive less.

    The shit we feed our kids in schools is abominable. That's a pretty direct fix right there.

    And hell, I mean really a small surtax on soda, or sugar-added food in general would probably help.

    There's definitely stuff we can do at the policy level to fix this. It's just not happening in most places.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Yaaaay journalism!

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    fat but fit! is the biggest bullshit

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  • SkulloSkullo Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Skull Man wrote: »
    skullo, eh

    :winky:

    Edit: Wow, what a totp.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Also stop all Fat is Beautiful campaigns for fuck's sake.

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  • Chompskers.Chompskers. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    except plus size models are usually just like

    normal looking gals

    I don't think I've ever seen obese size models

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  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Re things to do:

    We don't have to subsidize the crap out of corn and have such awful foods. High Fructose Corn Syrup doesn't have to be in EVERYTHING.

    Back in HS, we had soda and candy all over the place. You could eat just those things at lunch. I did a lot, but I was stick thin.

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  • Chompskers.Chompskers. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    oh my god this thread is moving fast and I just got pushed down a bunch

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    One thing that annoys me are shows that promote obesity. Like, stuff where the message is "plus sized models are pretty too!"

    I mean, I'm not saying everyone should beat themselves to look like models (who are also often unhealthy), but saying "Oh yeah being obese is p coo guys don't hate" is just wrong. It's not ok! It's unhealthy and leads to multiple diseases.

    It's like if we had programming now that talked about how awesome smoking two packs a day was (Mad Men el oh el)

    Plus-sized modeling often begins at a size 8, which really isn't obese.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    size 8 is pretty "average"

    nowhere near obese

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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Man, I'm glad I have an extremely high metabolism, otherwise I might have been bullied as a child.

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  • Chompskers.Chompskers. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    whitney-thompson-first-plus-size-americas-next-top-model.jpg

    plus size

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    No, seriously though, shows like Tyra Banks and whatnot with the huuuuuuuuuge ladies going "Well I'm five times the size so I deserve five times the respect." can fuck themselves.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    except plus size models are usually just like

    normal looking gals

    I don't think I've ever seen obese size models

    I didn't really mean plus sized models (although I have seen some that are overweight, but you are right), I really meant what VI was talking about. The Fat is Beautiful campaigns.

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  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Fat people as a whole I could care less about

    But it's when I see fat people who have turned their kids into Baby Belugas that I start to get angry.

    Families regularly coming into my old store with their waaaay overweight children, and then they buy them deep fried burritos, various Hostess products, and a bunch of candy. You are murdering your child!

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  • Chompskers.Chompskers. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    what the hell is fat is beautiful?

    I have literally never heard of that

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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    what the hell is fat is beautiful?

    I have literally never heard of that
    It's mostly a bunch of chubby chasers and life coaches

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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    what the hell is fat is beautiful?

    I have literally never heard of that

    FatandBeautiful.jpg

    Hot

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    what the hell is fat is beautiful?

    I have literally never heard of that

    the real issue is fat but fit

    people who claim that health risks arising from being overweight are a myth propagated by a "thincentric" society

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  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    DID YOU GUYS NOT NOTICE THE SUPER HERO STORY BECAUSE IT WAS AWEEEEESSSOOOOMMMMEEEEE!

    Really, like, best thing I have heard in awhile.

    I want to find this video of people arguing that being obese is not unhealthy and we should all just accept that they are beautiful too and stop staring. The girl who linked it on her facebook page thought those women were heroes though all I saw was some lack of understanding how a body works. The person linking it is even becoming a doctor and was writing a paper on how obesity horribly complicates pregnancy that I helped her out on... boggled my mind.

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  • Chompskers.Chompskers. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    ok well

    I mean there are people who are just genuinely bigger

    which if fine

    but people who make literally no effort to help themselves
    or especially help their children

    that is the worst

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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    DID YOU GUYS NOT NOTICE THE SUPER HERO STORY BECAUSE IT WAS AWEEEEESSSOOOOMMMMEEEEE!

    Really, like, best thing I have heard in awhile.

    I want to find this video of people arguing that being obese is not unhealthy and we should all just accept that they are beautiful too and stop staring. The girl who linked it on her facebook page thought those women were heroes though all I saw was some lack of understanding how a body works. The person linking it is even becoming a doctor and was writing a paper on how obesity horribly complicates pregnancy that I helped her out on... boggled my mind.

    Yes, I saw. I'm a man though and can't let them see my happiness tears.

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  • Chompskers.Chompskers. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    thincentric

    oh god

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Skull Man wrote: »
    what the hell is fat is beautiful?

    I have literally never heard of that

    the real issue is fat but fit

    people who claim that health risks arising from being overweight are a myth propagated by a "thincentric" society

    what about the health risks of willful ignorance?

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    if/when I have kids

    gettin them enrolled in some kind of sport when they're young

    engendering in them a love of physical activity and fitness is a top priority


    shit like mcdonalds is gonna be a once a week, maybe thing

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I wonder how much Healthcare costs would go down if there were a lot less obesity in America.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    DID YOU GUYS NOT NOTICE THE SUPER HERO STORY BECAUSE IT WAS AWEEEEESSSOOOOMMMMEEEEE!

    Really, like, best thing I have heard in awhile.

    I want to find this video of people arguing that being obese is not unhealthy and we should all just accept that they are beautiful too and stop staring. The girl who linked it on her facebook page thought those women were heroes though all I saw was some lack of understanding how a body works. The person linking it is even becoming a doctor and was writing a paper on how obesity horribly complicates pregnancy that I helped her out on... boggled my mind.

    Yes, I saw. I'm a man though and can't let them see my happiness tears.

    Man, fuck that. Shit be straight up heartwarming

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    that superhero story is pretty rad like whoa

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    if/when I have kids

    gettin them enrolled in some kind of sport when they're young

    engendering in them a love of physical activity and fitness is a top priority


    shit like mcdonalds is gonna be a once a week, maybe thing

    My goal is to cook well/often enough where fast food/take out will never even be an issue.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    if/when I have kids

    gettin them enrolled in some kind of sport when they're young

    engendering in them a love of physical activity and fitness is a top priority


    shit like mcdonalds is gonna be a once a week, maybe thing

    This is basically what my parents did to all of us. I was into karate and swimming and soccer, my sister was gymnastics and dancing and tennis and my little sister is running, dancing and tennis.

    Let's see what my baby brother gets into.

    (Also we very rarely had fastfood which made me :()

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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Javen wrote: »
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    DID YOU GUYS NOT NOTICE THE SUPER HERO STORY BECAUSE IT WAS AWEEEEESSSOOOOMMMMEEEEE!

    Really, like, best thing I have heard in awhile.

    I want to find this video of people arguing that being obese is not unhealthy and we should all just accept that they are beautiful too and stop staring. The girl who linked it on her facebook page thought those women were heroes though all I saw was some lack of understanding how a body works. The person linking it is even becoming a doctor and was writing a paper on how obesity horribly complicates pregnancy that I helped her out on... boggled my mind.

    Yes, I saw. I'm a man though and can't let them see my happiness tears.

    Man, fuck that. Shit be straight up heartwarming

    You don't know what it's like to be bullied!

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    thincentric

    oh god

    ok I made that word up but still

    also that superhero thing, I remember that from a few years back, a little girl did it too right?

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  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Javen wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    what the hell is fat is beautiful?

    I have literally never heard of that

    the real issue is fat but fit

    people who claim that health risks arising from being overweight are a myth propagated by a "thincentric" society

    what about the health risks of willful ignorance?

    I found it: http://abcnews.go.com/Nightline/FaceOff/

    I can't link straight to the video for some reason, scroll down and it's the 3rd segment. "Is it OK to be fat?"

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