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BREAKING NEWS: Fat Kids, Shoes, Fat Kids Can't Enlist

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    hyperaquablast you are the hitler of shoes

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    pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I always get asics for running. I would really like to try out the whole nike+ thing, but never have preferred to feel of their shoes. I'm a whore for nike clothing, though

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Anyone try those shape-up shoes or similar models?

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I don't like shoes that aren't made off dead animal.

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I've only worn adidas for a long, long time now

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    also, aasics and new balance are the only shoes that i can ever find in my size and they make some decent running shoes

    been going with aasics though

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    HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I really dont understand how anyone can call them stupid or hate them.

    Its just like a normal foot but with a bit of added protection.

    Do you hate feet? Do you hate black feet? Are you a racist?

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    If this could be put in OP, plz:

    American childhood obesity epidemic effecting national security; many young men and women are not able to enlist in the military due to obesity problems

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    HyperAquaBlast wrote: »
    I really dont understand how anyone can call them stupid or hate them.

    Its just like a normal foot but with a bit of added protection.

    Do you hate feet? Do you hate black feet? Are you a racist?

    yeah everybody hates dem slave treads

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    no it is an okay shoe for running and stuff

    wearing them as an everyday thing though

    just

    ugh

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    HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    I don't like shoes that aren't made off dead animal.

    You're in luck!

    The ones I wear are made out of a dead Kangaroo!

    Fucking soft as walking on a babies ass.

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    By coincidence, I only wear Rokin brand shoes in my day to day life.

    Weather's getting nicer though. Might be time for some up hill sprints again.

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Manfeet are pretty ugly, yes

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    pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
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    See, aren't they purty

    (and yes that IS called paradise pink and lemon)

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I do hate feet, actually

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Skull Man wrote: »
    oh wow those would be kind of neat

    I always stand on the balls of my feet when my shoes are off and my balance is much better that way

    basically my toes splay out like some kind of horrible bipedal frog

    As long as you are aware that you're some sort of frog mutant.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    man is it just me or do those five finger shoes look like a nightmare to get to fit right

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    uh obviously I am aware of that

    are you aware that you're wasting my time

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    The zigzags or whatever have made me interested in Reeboks for the first time in years. Haven't worn Reebok since like...the Pump.

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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I am the ultimate fatty

    rolls upon rolls

    Tasteticle on

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    i've seen your picture, tasteicle

    your breakfast must consist of two dozen twinkies

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Skull Man wrote: »
    uh obviously I am aware of that

    are you aware that you're wasting my time

    MUTANT! BURN HIM.

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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Dead Legend wrote: »
    i've seen your picture, tasteicle

    your breakfast must consist of two dozen twinkies

    well I balance it out by washing it down with a diet coke

    Tasteticle on

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    Dead Legend wrote: »
    i've seen your picture, tasteicle

    your breakfast must consist of two dozen twinkies

    well I balance it out by washing it down with a diet coke

    for lunch do you just eat a bag of oreos?

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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Dead Legend wrote: »
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    Dead Legend wrote: »
    i've seen your picture, tasteicle

    your breakfast must consist of two dozen twinkies

    well I balance it out by washing it down with a diet coke

    for lunch do you just eat a bag of oreos?

    double stuff

    Tasteticle on

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    Dead Legend wrote: »
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    Dead Legend wrote: »
    i've seen your picture, tasteicle

    your breakfast must consist of two dozen twinkies

    well I balance it out by washing it down with a diet coke

    for lunch do you just eat a bag of oreos?

    double stuff

    respect!

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
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    Look at this fatty. He could beat us all the fuck up.

    Basically, the only thing worth mentioning from the last season of TUF was Big Country here knocking out college football hero John McAllAmericanson in the final.

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    YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Hey running barefoot is awesome.

    Look. Look at this.

    It's not definitive at all! But it is something.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    OnTheLastCastle wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    uh obviously I am aware of that

    are you aware that you're wasting my time

    MUTANT! BURN HIM.

    what kind of silly goose types in all caps

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    aw man

    the semi-local UPS operations center near me is hiring for part time workers

    but then I'd never see Lady Smart Hero

    but I'd get in better shape and make some extra monies...

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    you should call her Smart Hera

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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    The last time I was at the gym they had the tvs on the food channel

    What the hell kind of cocktease was that

    Tasteticle on

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Skull Man wrote: »
    you should call her Smart Hera

    it was not I who named her

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    you should call her Smart Hera

    it was not I who named her

    her name is Stareosaurus

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    you should call her Smart Hera

    it was not I who named her

    T'was me and it shall stay the Lady Smart Hero forever!

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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    another tv had a repeat of the office on

    have you ever tried to run fast while laughing your ass off?

    it is impossible

    Tasteticle on

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I like watching this commercial and imagining Ocho actually doing all the stuff the cartoon does

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64k26pNEkmQ

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Usagi wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    you should call her Smart Hera

    it was not I who named her

    her name is Stareosaurus

    Yet her native american name is She Who Wears The Pants.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I usually go running at 5 on the gym treadmill, and gilmore girls is on ABcfamily so score! Makes running aok. I kinda hate running outdoors

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    Dorktron9000Dorktron9000 Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Being bullied and picked on, even beaten up and robbed, was one of the single productive things that public schools offered me growing up.

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