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BREAKING NEWS: Fat Kids, Shoes, Fat Kids Can't Enlist

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    i don't think i ever bullied anybody

    i was bullied when i was younger and in elementary school

    in high school i think the only real mean thing i did was mercilessly berate this one dumbass any time he fucked something up, which was often

    saw him last year and apologized about being a dick, didn't think he thought much of it, but i was sincere about it.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    you should call her Smart Hera

    it was not I who named her

    her name is Stareosaurus

    Yet her native american name is She Who Wears The Pants.

    :x

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  • YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    The last time I was at the gym they had the tvs on the food channel

    What the hell kind of cocktease was that

    There is a Wendy's next door to my gym. I am pretty sure they deliberately pipe their delicious, square-burgered smells out directly towards the gym's front door.
    I always think about getting a Frosty or something as a reward for myself, but then I see the people waddling out of the place, and I just keep going.

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  • vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I was never a fat kid but I was bullied a lot in elementary school. I don't have any excuse except for being a damned nerd.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    you should call her Smart Hera

    it was not I who named her

    her name is Stareosaurus

    Yet her native american name is She Who Wears The Pants.

    :x

    You act like you don't know it

    Sheri on
  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I was bullied by maybe 1 or 2 guys in junior high and I think that was about it. Both of them stopped when I beat one of them up after school once.

    Tasteticle on

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    ahh yes, there was one guy who always liked to give me shit in 8th grade

    i kicked his ass in the football locker room one time and he's always been real nice after that

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Sheri wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    you should call her Smart Hera

    it was not I who named her

    her name is Stareosaurus

    Yet her native american name is She Who Wears The Pants.

    :x

    You act like you don't know it

    :x:x

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    what I hate is how incredibly boring exercise tends to be

    need constant mental stimulation

    When I run I like listening to some fast music. That usually keeps my brain happy. But really I do it so I don't have to think about shit. It's a nice escape from stress and anxiety.

    Yeah, I like to pull out some good driving Judas Priest, or other Heavy Metal when I'm working out. Plus, I don't give a shit, so I can often be found playing air guitar in between reps at the gym.
    Painkiller is Priest's best workout album. I will not hear any arguments as to the otherwise.

    I might get on the audio book train, $700 of tax rebate just came swinging in

    the boredom is less pronounced when I'm running outside, because I have more to look at- you know, like how a dog sticks its head outside the car window

    part of why I hate weight rooms and what not is because I hate it when people can see me exercise

    anxiety is a problem for me

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I was the geekiest kid

    I used to wear those anime t-shirts and I was also IN the anime club 8-)

    Tasteticle on

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Woo! Ran a mile, walked a mile, did a bunch of push-ups and a few sit-ups. Not too shabby.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    in sixth grade this one kid kept trying to pick on me and coming of atrociously worse

    he poured chocolate milk on my green beans so I flipped my tray onto him and he just sits there, sobbing

    another time he snatched a piece of paper out of my hand (it was just some trash I'd just picked up) and was like I'M GONNA TRASH YOUR SHIT but when he got to the trash can this big black kid just dumps him in there

    another time he tried to steal my necklace and ended up breaking it and I just tackled him and I'm slamming his head down into the dirt again and again and he's just bawling and I am too, but it doesn't matter because I'm winning and then he no joke shits his pants

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    I was the geekiest kid

    I used to wear those anime t-shirts and I was also IN the anime club 8-)

    I should show you my high school yearbook photo

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    I was the geekiest kid

    I used to wear those anime t-shirts and I was also IN the anime club 8-)

    I should show you my high school yearbook photo

    You should show everyone

    Sheri on
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Dubh wrote: »
    part of why I hate weight rooms and what not is because I hate it when people can see me exercise

    anxiety is a problem for me

    relating to this so hard

    Stale on
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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Sheri wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    I was the geekiest kid

    I used to wear those anime t-shirts and I was also IN the anime club 8-)

    I should show you my high school yearbook photo

    You should show everyone

    I second this

    Tasteticle on

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I got my ass kicked by about 3 rando's outside of a grade 8 dance

    I didn't even know who they were, but they were on a mission and I was the closest to them

    Tasteticle on

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Sheri wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    I was the geekiest kid

    I used to wear those anime t-shirts and I was also IN the anime club 8-)

    I should show you my high school yearbook photo

    You should show everyone

    Jesus christ no

    (maybe)

    It's really fucking bad.

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  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I didn't know when yearbook photo day was, and I just happened to wear my Star Trek shirt that day

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    I was the geekiest kid

    I used to wear those anime t-shirts and I was also IN the anime club 8-)

    I should show you my high school yearbook photo

    You should show everyone

    Jesus christ no

    (maybe)

    It's really fucking bad.

    Doooo eeeet

    Sheri on
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Skull Man wrote: »
    another time he snatched a piece of paper out of my hand (it was just some trash I'd just picked up) and was like I'M GONNA TRASH YOUR SHIT but when he got to the trash can this big black kid just dumps him in there

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Grey Ghost on
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    i had a couple of dbz shirts that were pretty popular in my freshman year of high school

    i won the coolest kid award

    crwth on
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    part of why I hate weight rooms and what not is because I hate it when people can see me exercise

    anxiety is a problem for me

    relating to this so hard

    I had this too, but it was mitigated by the fact that the guys who were supposedly doing the judging would stand around and talk and look at themselves in the mirror while I would just go in and do my stuff.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    in ninth grade I wore shorts that only went about halfway down my thighs for the first, oh, semester

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  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    i had a couple of dbz shirts that were pretty popular in my freshman year of high school

    i won the coolest kid award

    as long as they weren't the button-ups

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    part of why I hate weight rooms and what not is because I hate it when people can see me exercise

    anxiety is a problem for me

    relating to this so hard

    I had this too, but it was mitigated by the fact that the guys who were supposedly doing the judging would stand around and talk and look at themselves in the mirror while I would just go in and do my stuff.

    My friend does this!

    whenever we go to the gym together it takes me one hour to do what he does in two

    Tasteticle on

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    Veretas wrote: »
    I also really need to look into getting some proper running shoes. Or maybe just some insoles for my tennis shoes.

    this was actually something that helped me a lot. I resigned to spend some real money on a pair of running shoes at my fiancee's request. I went to a real running store, they had me run on a treadmill barefoot while they video taped. They played it back in slow motion, detailing all the spots in my stride that need support, went into the back and brought out a few pairs. They were around $100, which is a little much for a shoe I'm not wearing all the time, but since I only wear them running or at the gym, they'll last for many years and my feet/legs/back thank me.

    Let me guess, Seattle Running Company on cap hill? Those guys rock.

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Crashmo wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    i had a couple of dbz shirts that were pretty popular in my freshman year of high school

    i won the coolest kid award

    as long as they weren't the button-ups

    I wore the button ups

    with sweatpants

    Tasteticle on

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    This one time I let Skull Man borrow my Pete & Pete DVDs and never got them back.

    That was pretty cool.

    potatoe on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I saw one bro come in with a gold chain, wife beater, and a perfectly angled hat.

    i also don't get why people bring in their cell phones.

    Meissnerd on
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Those zip-off cargo pants that became shorts

    Aw yeah

    Grey Ghost on
  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    My senior high school yearbook picture is pretty sweet. Fake tux makes me look all James Bond suave and shit.

    Muggins on
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    part of why I hate weight rooms and what not is because I hate it when people can see me exercise

    anxiety is a problem for me

    relating to this so hard

    I had this too, but it was mitigated by the fact that the guys who were supposedly doing the judging would stand around and talk and look at themselves in the mirror while I would just go in and do my stuff.

    I turn into a giant prissy bitch when I workout


    I can't stand people being able to see me. I'm constantly checking to make sure I don't look stupid, I don't smell bad, I don't bump into anyone, I don't leave anything in anyone's way, I don't jiggle where I shouldn't jiggle.

    To work around this, I've just taken to joining only 24 hour gyms, and I only go when no one else is there.

    Stale on
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    I also really need to look into getting some proper running shoes. Or maybe just some insoles for my tennis shoes.

    this was actually something that helped me a lot. I resigned to spend some real money on a pair of running shoes at my fiancee's request. I went to a real running store, they had me run on a treadmill barefoot while they video taped. They played it back in slow motion, detailing all the spots in my stride that need support, went into the back and brought out a few pairs. They were around $100, which is a little much for a shoe I'm not wearing all the time, but since I only wear them running or at the gym, they'll last for many years and my feet/legs/back thank me.

    Let me guess, Seattle Running Company on cap hill? Those guys rock.

    That sounds boss as hell. I've had to look into shoes and stuff because I am a pretty big guy and my knees are killing me. I've started making an effort to walk on my heels instead of the front of my foot, and it's helped quite a bit.

    Meissnerd on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I couldn't tell you what I wore in my yearbook pictures since I never bothered buying that shit.

    potatoe on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Dubh wrote: »
    part of why I hate weight rooms and what not is because I hate it when people can see me exercise

    anxiety is a problem for me

    this, when I was in high school.

    I was placed, for some fucking unknown reason, into Advanced Weightlifting my junior year. Scrawny goddamn me, socially awkward, etc stuck in there with the football team. Sat in there pretty much all the time listening to my Discman and reading comics. Even got some of the footballers to read'em.

    Wish I'd actually taken advantage of all of that equipment and not been so shy, but whoops.

    Abracadaniel on
  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I managed to get the guy to take a picture of the back of my head for my senior year yearbook photo

    Also the back of the yearbook was some random collage and then a GIANT image of me over top of it lying on the ground with my knee on the side of my leg looking like I am trying to poop

    Memories forever

    Tasteticle on

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    To work around this, I've just taken to joining only 24 hour gyms, and I only go when no one else is there.

    Company I worked for a couple summers ago had a 24-hour on-site gym.

    So much easier to work out at 2 in the morning all alone.

    potatoe on
  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    part of why I hate weight rooms and what not is because I hate it when people can see me exercise

    anxiety is a problem for me

    relating to this so hard

    I had this too, but it was mitigated by the fact that the guys who were supposedly doing the judging would stand around and talk and look at themselves in the mirror while I would just go in and do my stuff.

    I turn into a giant prissy bitch when I workout


    I can't stand people being able to see me. I'm constantly checking to make sure I don't look stupid, I don't smell bad, I don't bump into anyone, I don't leave anything in anyone's way, I don't jiggle where I shouldn't jiggle.

    To work around this, I've just taken to joining only 24 hour gyms, and I only go when no one else is there.

    I've taken to messing around with Wii Fit to avoid going out

    sad, I know

    one of my issues is that I want to jump over shit and climb stuff when I'm out jogging

    and people hella judge when it happens

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Crashmo wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    i had a couple of dbz shirts that were pretty popular in my freshman year of high school

    i won the coolest kid award

    as long as they weren't the button-ups

    oh man no way i stuck to tshirts

    i have a friend who in freshman year of college worse button down flame shirts

    i mean i looked like shit for basically the first two and a half years of college but i never sported that

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