e: To be fair, though, cassowaries are fucking hardcore.
Emus aren't too bad
A cassowary is a reason to shit yourself
they hunt humans
not methodically, more the "HUMAN SIGHTED, LOCKED ON, ENGAGE TALONS" followed by horrible pointless death kind
While a fun story, there's little evidence to support the notion that cassowaries are unusually aggressive. More cassowary attacks on humans involve the person feeding or harassing the bird. The only documented human death from a cassowary is that of a 16 year old in 1926, who was trying to beat the animal to death.
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My grandparents hung onto 8 ostriches when they bought their land some many years ago. The former owner took over a year to set up accomodations on his new land.
We shoved my youngest sister into the pen. One bit her on the head.
She still hates all birds.
why would you throw your young sister in with animals that would BITE HER IN THE HEAD
oh man let's stab shelly in the brain, it'll be balls fun
My grandparents hung onto 8 ostriches when they bought their land some many years ago. The former owner took over a year to set up accomodations on his new land.
We shoved my youngest sister into the pen. One bit her on the head.
She still hates all birds.
why would you throw your young sister in with animals that would BITE HER IN THE HEAD
oh man let's stab shelly in the brain, it'll be balls fun
We were all kind of small kids at the time.
I must have been 8. That being said, little sis was 4 or so.
Lucky for us they only had lady ostriches, or we would have killed our little sister for sure.
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Raneadospolice apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered Userregular
edited April 2010
is being bitten by a male ostrich punishable by death?
I just wanted to say that I thought that the small roar that happened when you selected an option in that job interview video in the op was annoying, and it's difficult to hear the first words.
I love the voice actor for the velociraptor though.
Yeah, duder. As previously stated, that hideous sound is the default Unreal Engine "you clicked on something" noise, and has been removed now. Really I should have got it removed before I recorded that video though.
Hey now, they're not random, they're the same splatter copied into multiple areas and re-sized for the floor.
Nothin' but love for ya though.
I like how disheveled the couch is. I assume the raptor curls up on it like a cat. How is the sitting animation buy-the-way? I'm kinda hoping he looks as out-of-place and uncomfortable in a chair as he does wearing human clothes. I imagine the raptor's tail sticking out sideways and his body twisted around and little arms straining to reach the keyboard on his office computer.
Needs more trash maybe? Hot pocket wrapper on the counter, plastic cup on the floor? It's dirty, but on a closer look it's also meticulously clean. Also there's no trashcan, so I can only assume our hero is ignorant of certain fleshbag traditions and devours his microwaved goods whole.
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edited May 2010
He needs a large scratching post to keep his claws sharp
I think the interviewer's voice could be a little more... interviewish. If that makes sense. I dunno. Something about it seems off, maybe someone else can place a finger on it? Or maybe I'm just crazy.
It's the fact that it's placeholder dialogue recorded by me while drunk
Wait . . . did you also do Freeman's Mind? I loved the shit out of Freeman's Mind.
It's the same guy, but what I meant was I'm voicing the interviewer there. The velociraptor (interviewee) is voiced by Ross Scott, who did Freeman's Mind.
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While a fun story, there's little evidence to support the notion that cassowaries are unusually aggressive. More cassowary attacks on humans involve the person feeding or harassing the bird. The only documented human death from a cassowary is that of a 16 year old in 1926, who was trying to beat the animal to death.
why would you throw your young sister in with animals that would BITE HER IN THE HEAD
oh man let's stab shelly in the brain, it'll be balls fun
We were all kind of small kids at the time.
I must have been 8. That being said, little sis was 4 or so.
Lucky for us they only had lady ostriches, or we would have killed our little sister for sure.
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Pretty much
LaCabra and his team are the perfect bunch to make this game
I love the voice actor for the velociraptor though.
FUCK YOU LA-MULANA
Nothin' but love for ya though.
I like how disheveled the couch is. I assume the raptor curls up on it like a cat. How is the sitting animation buy-the-way? I'm kinda hoping he looks as out-of-place and uncomfortable in a chair as he does wearing human clothes. I imagine the raptor's tail sticking out sideways and his body twisted around and little arms straining to reach the keyboard on his office computer.
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Wait . . . did you also do Freeman's Mind? I loved the shit out of Freeman's Mind.
You should make the velociraptor sound like Dinobot, all gutteral and snarling.