it is how I keep in contact with a lot of college people so I don't think I will ever delete it but I definitely don't need to read inane status updates all the time.
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
I only update my facebook status with big things like "I got a job" or "just got back from the moon, whew" or "the sex change went great"
I try to keep it to mostly big things, but I just checked and my last two updates were about forgetting passwords and missing laundry. they must have felt like big things at the time
I only update my facebook status with big things like "I got a job" or "just got back from the moon, whew" or "the sex change went great"
I try to keep it to mostly big things, but I just checked and my last two updates were about forgetting passwords and missing laundry. they must have felt like big things at the time
oh! I also use facebook to GUILT TRIP MY PARENTS
I made a status update a few weeks ago about how they never return my calls and they both called me that night
what i don't understand is why people are so fucking paranoid
it's as easy as not putting information you don't want the general public to know about you on the internet
if facebook asks you what your favorite movie is, and you tell them it's star wars, what on earth do you think are the implications of that?
oh no! a potential employer is going to find it and realize you're a nerd! oh no!
now if facebook asks you for your credit card info or your sin number to add farmville to your account, clearly an alarm should go off. and you should just maybe not do that....
i just really don't get any of this
it seems so simple to me. I've added all of my clients to facebook, that's sometimes the easiest way to get a hold of me. I don't put anything personal that I don't want to share on there because why on earth would anyone do that ever?
"oh but my boss might see pics of me drinking" if you are over the age of 21 in the USA it is legal to drink, they cannot fire you for that
"oh but my boss might see pics of me getting high"
why the fuck did you let people take pictures of you doing something illegal in the first place? okay so you did... that's dumb of you untag them
"but my boss might find out that last saturday instead of going to work i went to the renaissance fair and neckbearded out"
that's your own fault for being dishonest, and again... if you skipped off work, why would you post about it on the internet?
i just don't get it
i never will i don't think. people are hilariously paranoid, and paranoia is infectious it seems.
i use facebook for being in contact with my friends and telling them things like 'hey wam i will be on the west coast soon let's go for rides in your sweet chevy'
I absolutely refuse to friend my mom on facebook because she would probably call me to ask about it every time someone wrote on my wall. plus I couldn't post funny things about my mom on my brother's wall.
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#pipeCocky Stride, Musky odoursPope of Chili TownRegistered Userregular
Oh gosh facebook knows i work in retail hell and really like m.i.a.
sorry if this is ignorance talking but i really just can't be bothered to care.
I'm sorry you're not planning to become an important person (tm) like the rest of us.
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the best advice I can give a person
when you go to a sex store and buy a penis pump, or when you go to a strip club and get a 5 hour private dance, or when you go to that new semi legal brothel on fifth street
I really can't get into Twitter. I'm sure its pretty cool but every Twitter update I see longer than 60 characters is usually completely undecipherable "RT #coolstuff like @jim said hahaha yes @mandude yes lolmao" and I can't figure out what the fuck is going on.
I absolutely refuse to friend my mom on facebook because she would probably call me to ask about it every time someone wrote on my wall. plus I couldn't post funny things about my mom on my brother's wall.
my mom always asks me about stuff people post
moms are so funny.
i use facebook for being in contact with my friends and telling them things like 'hey wam i will be on the west coast soon let's go for rides in your sweet chevy'
fuckin' high five
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#pipeCocky Stride, Musky odoursPope of Chili TownRegistered Userregular
GreasyKidsStuffMOMMM!ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered Userregular
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Facebook is essentially my replacement for e-mail and any kind of IM between friends. And it keeps me in touch with any that may have moved away. I don't use any of the goofy ass applications, and I tend to block anything that I don't want. I got my privacy settings worked out for the most part so people I don't want to see stuff won't see it.
The whole privacy thing does kinda worry me a bit but really now, what could they actually do with some of it? Oh they know I like a certain thing, SHIT DAWG BETTER HIDE
I dunno. I'm not too elitist about this whole social networking thing.
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
sometimes I update my status with things along the lines of "i just scratched my butt crack and it felt amazing" and then I remember my grandmother is on my facebook. (she is the only older family allowed)
and then she'll leave something like "oh, why do you have to be so stupid"
Facebook is essentially my replacement for e-mail and any kind of IM between friends. And it keeps me in touch with any that may have moved away. I don't use any of the goofy ass applications, and I tend to block anything that I don't want. I got my privacy settings worked out for the most part so people I don't want to see stuff won't see it.
The whole privacy thing does kinda worry me a bit but really now, what could they actually do with some of it? Oh they know I like a certain thing, SHIT DAWG BETTER HIDE
I dunno. I'm not too elitist about this whole social networking thing.
i think the big thing people hate is the catered advertising
and people are all butt hurt over the fear of having their email addresses sold to mass marketing companies
which is why my facebook email address is one that i have made purely for junk mail
i don't even check it, it just exists.
anything i sign up for, i sign up using that, it's glorious.
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edited May 2010
all of my hobbies and interests are all bullshit
sometimes facebook serves me ads including the word jaywalking, as it is the only hobby I have listed
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
what i don't understand is why people are so fucking paranoid
it's as easy as not putting information you don't want the general public to know about you on the internet
if facebook asks you what your favorite movie is, and you tell them it's star wars, what on earth do you think are the implications of that?
oh no! a potential employer is going to find it and realize you're a nerd! oh no!
now if facebook asks you for your credit card info or your sin number to add farmville to your account, clearly an alarm should go off. and you should just maybe not do that....
i just really don't get any of this
it seems so simple to me. I've added all of my clients to facebook, that's sometimes the easiest way to get a hold of me. I don't put anything personal that I don't want to share on there because why on earth would anyone do that ever?
"oh but my boss might see pics of me drinking" if you are over the age of 21 in the USA it is legal to drink, they cannot fire you for that
"oh but my boss might see pics of me getting high"
why the fuck did you let people take pictures of you doing something illegal in the first place? okay so you did... that's dumb of you untag them
"but my boss might find out that last saturday instead of going to work i went to the renaissance fair and neckbearded out"
that's your own fault for being dishonest, and again... if you skipped off work, why would you post about it on the internet?
i just don't get it
i never will i don't think. people are hilariously paranoid, and paranoia is infectious it seems.
Beavo, if a teacher has pictures of themself drinking and the kids parents see it, they will complain about the teacher.
And if the teacher gets complaints, they will be the first on the firing squad when it comes to complaints.
During a tough economy when layoffs are gonna happen, being considered a liability at all by your boss is a bad thing.
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I absolutely refuse to friend my mom on facebook because she would probably call me to ask about it every time someone wrote on my wall. plus I couldn't post funny things about my mom on my brother's wall.
my mom always asks me about stuff people post
moms are so funny.
yes they are
I am waiting for my mom to say something I can submit to mymomisafob.com but she would be horribly offended if she knew
here is something I wrote on my brother's wall about talking to her:
i was talking to mom on the phone and i said i was watching a bollywood movie and she said "the squatter?" and i said "what?" "the squatter. you know, it's so famous now. i haven't seen it yet though." "do you mean slumdog millionaire?" "yes. the squatter."
i use facebook for being in contact with my friends and telling them things like 'hey wam i will be on the west coast soon let's go for rides in your sweet chevy'
Posts
I don't care how many "sexy pics" they offer, I'm not going to click on those virus links.
and since I'm better than literally everyone else, that counts for a lot
but then I remember I'm an extremely boring person and don't have many friends
and I think oh
right
it is how I keep in contact with a lot of college people so I don't think I will ever delete it but I definitely don't need to read inane status updates all the time.
I'm sorry you're not planning to become an important person (tm) like the rest of us.
grbgrbrbgrbgbrbrbrgb
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I haven't meaningfully interacted with my farcebook page in a while
but yeah if you're actually worried about your info it's probably a creepy place
I try to keep it to mostly big things, but I just checked and my last two updates were about forgetting passwords and missing laundry. they must have felt like big things at the time
oh! I also use facebook to GUILT TRIP MY PARENTS
I made a status update a few weeks ago about how they never return my calls and they both called me that night
fucking amazing
it's as easy as not putting information you don't want the general public to know about you on the internet
if facebook asks you what your favorite movie is, and you tell them it's star wars, what on earth do you think are the implications of that?
oh no! a potential employer is going to find it and realize you're a nerd! oh no!
now if facebook asks you for your credit card info or your sin number to add farmville to your account, clearly an alarm should go off. and you should just maybe not do that....
i just really don't get any of this
it seems so simple to me. I've added all of my clients to facebook, that's sometimes the easiest way to get a hold of me. I don't put anything personal that I don't want to share on there because why on earth would anyone do that ever?
"oh but my boss might see pics of me drinking"
if you are over the age of 21 in the USA it is legal to drink, they cannot fire you for that
"oh but my boss might see pics of me getting high"
why the fuck did you let people take pictures of you doing something illegal in the first place? okay so you did... that's dumb of you untag them
"but my boss might find out that last saturday instead of going to work i went to the renaissance fair and neckbearded out"
that's your own fault for being dishonest, and again... if you skipped off work, why would you post about it on the internet?
i just don't get it
i never will i don't think. people are hilariously paranoid, and paranoia is infectious it seems.
the best advice I can give a person
when you go to a sex store and buy a penis pump, or when you go to a strip club and get a 5 hour private dance, or when you go to that new semi legal brothel on fifth street
only use cash
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
So uh...
http://www.facebook.com/joemeetsjoe
my mom always asks me about stuff people post
moms are so funny.
I don't live there!
I think it's just a screwed up email since I don't have a charge for that on my card but I changed my password anyways
fuckin' high five
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
The whole privacy thing does kinda worry me a bit but really now, what could they actually do with some of it? Oh they know I like a certain thing, SHIT DAWG BETTER HIDE
I dunno. I'm not too elitist about this whole social networking thing.
I have specific instructions that you are supposed to be reading my posts in an Alec Baldwin voice.
Jonathan!
and then she'll leave something like "oh, why do you have to be so stupid"
I took off my birth year today, the only thing questionable I have left on there is my cell number, which is set to friends only.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
i think the big thing people hate is the catered advertising
and people are all butt hurt over the fear of having their email addresses sold to mass marketing companies
which is why my facebook email address is one that i have made purely for junk mail
i don't even check it, it just exists.
anything i sign up for, i sign up using that, it's glorious.
sometimes facebook serves me ads including the word jaywalking, as it is the only hobby I have listed
Beavo, if a teacher has pictures of themself drinking and the kids parents see it, they will complain about the teacher.
And if the teacher gets complaints, they will be the first on the firing squad when it comes to complaints.
During a tough economy when layoffs are gonna happen, being considered a liability at all by your boss is a bad thing.
yes they are
I am waiting for my mom to say something I can submit to mymomisafob.com but she would be horribly offended if she knew
here is something I wrote on my brother's wall about talking to her:
i was talking to mom on the phone and i said i was watching a bollywood movie and she said "the squatter?" and i said "what?" "the squatter. you know, it's so famous now. i haven't seen it yet though." "do you mean slumdog millionaire?" "yes. the squatter."
hi kate how are you
who won that indie game package thing
was it me
my brain is like
'woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo'
no it was somebody else (valikriss from the guild)