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Humanity has jumped the shark

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    man you guys sharks are so cool you don't even know

    like, did you know that sharks are made up of 73% titanium?

    it's true.
    You're so full of shit. They're actually made of Plutonium 239 and they will intentionally ram blue whales and blow them up because they're that hardcore.

    that's only whale sharks duh that's why they're called that

    they were invented by that guy jack koostoh.

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    some book called the bible i found on ebay

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2007
    hey guys that word I made up up there, the Animalictionary

    I'm pretty proud of that word

    like a motherfucking wordsmith and shit over here

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    rank how are we to mine these sharks
    With the power of Dragonforce.

    We will weave Herman Li's hair into an unbreakable net, imbued with the powers of rocking.


    Also, five minute guitar solos and songs about warriors and quests and being fucking rad all the time every day.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    man you guys sharks are so cool you don't even know

    like, did you know that sharks are made up of 73% titanium?

    it's true.
    You're so full of shit. They're actually made of Plutonium 239 and they will intentionally ram blue whales and blow them up because they're that hardcore.

    that's only whale sharks duh that's why they're called that

    they were invented by that guy jack koostoh.
    No you idiot, whale sharks are like the aircraft carriers of the shark world. They can carry a dozen great whites inside them and then they launch all at once and fuck a whole buch of shit up.

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    dictionimal would not have been as clear

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    man you guys sharks are so cool you don't even know

    like, did you know that sharks are made up of 73% titanium?

    it's true.
    You're so full of shit. They're actually made of Plutonium 239 and they will intentionally ram blue whales and blow them up because they're that hardcore.

    that's only whale sharks duh that's why they're called that

    they were invented by that guy jack koostoh.
    No you idiot, whale sharks are like the aircraft carriers of the shark world. They can carry a dozen great whites inside them and then they launch all at once and fuck a whole buch of shit up.

    okay you just need to stop, you obviously have no idea what you are talking about and have probably been drinking

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Did anyone watch that show that aired on Discovery once called The Future Is Wild?

    That shit was fucking sick.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    candygram
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  • MalaysianShrewMalaysianShrew Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    So have we already discussed The Fonz?











    Because he jumped a shark.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    man you guys sharks are so cool you don't even know

    like, did you know that sharks are made up of 73% titanium?

    it's true.
    You're so full of shit. They're actually made of Plutonium 239 and they will intentionally ram blue whales and blow them up because they're that hardcore.

    that's only whale sharks duh that's why they're called that

    they were invented by that guy jack koostoh.
    No you idiot, whale sharks are like the aircraft carriers of the shark world. They can carry a dozen great whites inside them and then they launch all at once and fuck a whole buch of shit up.

    okay you just need to stop, you obviously have no idea what you are talking about and have probably been drinking
    Oh I've been drinking alright, and that's how I'm communing with the shark spirits!

    RIP AND TEAR!

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    So have we already discussed The Fonz?











    Because he jumped a shark.
    *sigh*

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    So have we already discussed The Fonz?











    Because he jumped a shark.
    *sigh*

    'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2007
    Coolomundo!

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    edited April 2007
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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    That... what?

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    LES ANANAS

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    its what they show canadian children in elementary level french class. I dont know maybe americans have it too

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
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  • DienekesDienekes Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
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  • DienekesDienekes Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    its what they show canadian children in elementary level french class. I dont know maybe americans have it too

    no i don't believe so i'm pretty sure people would accuse them of promoting homosexuality

    like speng bab

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Dienekes wrote: »

    Wow... that's the gayest pineapple ever.



    Why would a fucking pineapple speak French?

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    why would a pineapple speak?

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    why would a pineapple?

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    What is love (love)? :whistle:

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Lord Dave wrote: »
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    ahahahaha where the hell is that from

    Also that pineapple is pretty gay you guys

    Gettin' its can rocked

    juices coming out

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Lord Dave wrote: »
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    ahahahaha where the hell is that from

    Also that pineapple is pretty gay you guys

    Gettin' its can rocked

    juices coming out

    Dude, Land Shark, man. Old SNL skit.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'm starting to suspect that that horrible puppet monstrocity at the very beginning of the clip is what the pineapple usually looks like.

    Edit: ahahahaha what the fuck

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'm starting to suspect that that horrible puppet monstrocity at the very beginning of the clip is what the pineapple usually looks like.

    Edit: ahahahaha what the fuck

    I needed the money!

    IT WAS AN EASY GIG!

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'm starting to suspect that that horrible puppet monstrocity at the very beginning of the clip is what the pineapple usually looks like.

    Edit: ahahahaha what the fuck

    That doesn't make any fucking sense.

    WHY ARE SKELETONS DANCING ON THE PLANE?! ALSO, WHY DO THEY HAVE SPORTS GEAR?!

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  • LurkerLurker Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    what happens to the hour then?

    durr durr durr

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Weaver I don't know who that is but she looks like she is not of legal age

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Weaver I don't know who that is but she looks like she is not of legal age

    Fair game for me then.

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  • jpegjpeg ODIE, YOUR FACE Scenic Illinois FlatlandsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Weaver I don't know who that is but she looks like she is not of legal age

    Alizee

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    jpeg wrote: »
    Weaver I don't know who that is but she looks like she is not of legal age

    Alizee


    She is outrageously fine. Seriously. Aphrodite will totally smite her for stealing her thunder.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    she kinda looks like natalie portman

    in Leon

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  • WeretacoWeretaco Cubicle Gangster Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'm starting to suspect that that horrible puppet monstrocity at the very beginning of the clip is what the pineapple usually looks like.

    Edit: ahahahaha what the fuck

    Oh jesus christ I remember that. I don't think they use it in schools anymore though.

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