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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Viv, I am willing to be one third of your threesome you so desire.

    No no no not threeSOME, triple-team.

    God get it right.

    Also pix. I don't fuck uglies.

    I posted a picture before. With the sandwich, remember?

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    but really what did anybody expect.

    this is a social group.

    a sad, sitting in a shower eating spaghettios sort of social group

    but one none the less

    people meeting tends to happen.
    Is this place really any worse than any other social retardogrind?

    Aneurhythmia on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Wait wait. Is Sil married or not I cannot remember....

    Vivixenne on
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Moriarty wrote: »
    Mister Longbaugh wrote: »
    Moriarty wrote: »
    Mister Longbaugh wrote: »
    and scene.

    what about reminiscing about the way she'd caress your stretch marks

    i think we came here, and we did what we needed to do.

    "so how'd you two love birds meet?"

    "oh, we posted on the same subforum on a message board for a web comic about videogames."

    now we've done what we needed to do

    You know saying that they are just massive geeks would say the same thing and old people would understand you.

    Blake T on
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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Sil we could hook you up with someone if you want



    I'm deeply in love With Mrs. Palm and her five lovely daughters.

    D:

    Redeemer on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Viv, I am willing to be one third of your threesome you so desire.

    No no no not threeSOME, triple-team.

    God get it right.

    Also pix. I don't fuck uglies.

    I posted a picture before. With the sandwich, remember?

    I don't recall.

    Vivixenne on
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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Wait wait. Is Sil married or not I cannot remember....



    Oh dear god no, woman. What are you thinking.


    I've been with my girlfriend almost a year now though.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Viv, I am willing to be one third of your threesome you so desire.

    No no no not threeSOME, triple-team.

    God get it right.

    Also pix. I don't fuck uglies.

    I posted a picture before. With the sandwich, remember?

    I don't recall.

    Yeah, what type of sandwich?

    Blake T on
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    Satans..... hints.....
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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Aneurhythmia wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    but really what did anybody expect.

    this is a social group.

    a sad, sitting in a shower eating spaghettios sort of social group

    but one none the less

    people meeting tends to happen.
    Is this place really any worse than any other social retardogrind?


    Nope. Plus you know the other person likely shares your sense of humor, and you have common things to talk about.

    Like who's dating who.

    Who Got Banned and Why.

    Oh did you see what they posted last night.

    Abracadaniel on
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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    Me and my mousing hand have gotten pretty close, lately. We're going to Aruba in March.

    Just don't tell my W A S D hand.
    I don't understand why people use WASD. You're wasting your pinky.

    Aneurhythmia on
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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Sil we could hook you up with someone if you want



    I'm deeply in love With Mrs. Palm and her five lovely daughters.

    D:







    I can always make time for you though...

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Redi is probably not cheating on me if people are broadcasting it like this...

    Fiz on
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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Aneurhythmia wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Me and my mousing hand have gotten pretty close, lately. We're going to Aruba in March.

    Just don't tell my W A S D hand.
    I don't understand why people use WASD. You're wasting your pinky.

    The fuck do you use??

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The sandwich is in front of most of my face anyways. I was making a joke.

    Kind of like how I was making a joke about having a session of multiple penetration with you.

    It's not that you aren't attractive, it's that you live on the other side of the globe.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Aneurhythmia wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Me and my mousing hand have gotten pretty close, lately. We're going to Aruba in March.

    Just don't tell my W A S D hand.
    I don't understand why people use WASD. You're wasting your pinky.

    If you use ESDF I will throw you down and make love to you right here. Right now.

    Vivixenne on
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    LeliLeli __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Aneurhythmia wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    but really what did anybody expect.

    this is a social group.

    a sad, sitting in a shower eating spaghettios sort of social group

    but one none the less

    people meeting tends to happen.
    Is this place really any worse than any other social retardogrind?


    Who Got Banned and Why.

    Oh did you see what they posted last night.

    Geez, you don't even know. Haha.

    Leli on
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    NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    What's up, chickens.

    Nads on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    The sandwich is in front of most of my face anyways. I was making a joke.

    Kind of like how I was making a joke about having a session of multiple penetration with you.

    It's not that you aren't attractive, it's that you live on the other side of the globe.

    There's a 33% chance that I might show up at PAX unannounced. But if you're ugly then forget it.

    Vivixenne on
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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Aneurhythmia wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Me and my mousing hand have gotten pretty close, lately. We're going to Aruba in March.

    Just don't tell my W A S D hand.
    I don't understand why people use WASD. You're wasting your pinky.

    It works perfect for me, since left control is my push to talk button in Ventrillo.

    Javen on
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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    Aneurhythmia wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Me and my mousing hand have gotten pretty close, lately. We're going to Aruba in March.

    Just don't tell my W A S D hand.
    I don't understand why people use WASD. You're wasting your pinky.

    The fuck do you use??
    RDFG


    Sorry, Viv. You lose.

    Aneurhythmia on
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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Blaket wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Viv, I am willing to be one third of your threesome you so desire.

    No no no not threeSOME, triple-team.

    God get it right.

    Also pix. I don't fuck uglies.

    I posted a picture before. With the sandwich, remember?

    I don't recall.

    Yeah, what type of sandwich?

    I made a whole thread about it.

    DarkPrimus on
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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Discussing internet stuff with forumers that you meet is fun and weird

    Redeemer on
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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Aneurhythmia wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    Aneurhythmia wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Me and my mousing hand have gotten pretty close, lately. We're going to Aruba in March.

    Just don't tell my W A S D hand.
    I don't understand why people use WASD. You're wasting your pinky.

    The fuck do you use??
    RDFG

    ESDF all the way.

    DarkPrimus on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Aneurhythmia wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    Aneurhythmia wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Me and my mousing hand have gotten pretty close, lately. We're going to Aruba in March.

    Just don't tell my W A S D hand.
    I don't understand why people use WASD. You're wasting your pinky.

    The fuck do you use??
    RDFG


    Sorry, Viv. You lose.

    Oh goddammit. RDFG is too far away from my CTRL/SHIFT buttons which are essential for GW. :(

    Vivixenne on
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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I think I would have an absolute blast with so many forumers, I just wouldn't want to have sex with any.

    Javen on
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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    DarkPrimus you look like a short-haired albino Kovak

    Redeemer on
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Viv, I am willing to be one third of your threesome you so desire.

    No no no not threeSOME, triple-team.

    God get it right.

    Also pix. I don't fuck uglies.

    I posted a picture before. With the sandwich, remember?

    I don't recall.

    Yeah, what type of sandwich?

    I made a whole thread about it.

    That sandwich needed to be toasted.

    Blake T on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Aneurhythmia wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    Aneurhythmia wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Me and my mousing hand have gotten pretty close, lately. We're going to Aruba in March.

    Just don't tell my W A S D hand.
    I don't understand why people use WASD. You're wasting your pinky.

    The fuck do you use??
    RDFG

    ESDF all the way.

    All right. That's it. Strip. We're fucking.

    Vivixenne on
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    MoriartyMoriarty __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Leli wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Aneurhythmia wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    but really what did anybody expect.

    this is a social group.

    a sad, sitting in a shower eating spaghettios sort of social group

    but one none the less

    people meeting tends to happen.
    Is this place really any worse than any other social retardogrind?


    Who Got Banned and Why.

    Oh did you see what they posted last night.

    Geez, you don't even know. Haha.

    it's so much better when you and your girlfriend really don't have all that much to talk about

    because then it's just like "wanna fuck?" instead of like "OMG did you hear what kusu and cass did to wiggin! how fucked up is that?"

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    NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Leli wrote: »
    Hehe. Yeah, it was discussed moreso over at FS. He's just plain awesome. <3

    Pffffffffft. Rubber, glue, etc.

    Nads on
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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Aneurhythmia wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    Aneurhythmia wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Me and my mousing hand have gotten pretty close, lately. We're going to Aruba in March.

    Just don't tell my W A S D hand.
    I don't understand why people use WASD. You're wasting your pinky.

    The fuck do you use??
    RDFG

    ESDF all the way.

    All right. That's it. Strip. We're fucking.

    Awesome. Your place or mine?

    DarkPrimus on
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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Nads wrote: »
    Leli wrote: »
    Hehe. Yeah, it was discussed moreso over at FS. He's just plain awesome. <3

    Pffffffffft. Rubber, glue, etc.

    YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS GLUE

    Fiz on
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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Aneurhythmia wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    Aneurhythmia wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Me and my mousing hand have gotten pretty close, lately. We're going to Aruba in March.

    Just don't tell my W A S D hand.
    I don't understand why people use WASD. You're wasting your pinky.

    The fuck do you use??
    RDFG


    Sorry, Viv. You lose.

    Oh goddammit. RDFG is too far away from my CTRL/SHIFT buttons which are essential for GW. :(
    Well, I'm a man, so my pinky can reach ctrl and shift naturally. I usually keep every key from ctrl shift to the J region bound to shit. I've done it that way since QuakeWorld.

    Aneurhythmia on
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    LeliLeli __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Fizban wrote: »
    Nads wrote: »
    Leli wrote: »
    Hehe. Yeah, it was discussed moreso over at FS. He's just plain awesome. <3

    Pffffffffft. Rubber, glue, etc.

    YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS GLUE

    Damn it, Fizz. I was going to say that.

    Leli on
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    edited April 2007
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Aneurhythmia wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    Aneurhythmia wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Me and my mousing hand have gotten pretty close, lately. We're going to Aruba in March.

    Just don't tell my W A S D hand.
    I don't understand why people use WASD. You're wasting your pinky.

    The fuck do you use??
    RDFG


    Sorry, Viv. You lose.

    ESDF wins purely because of the marker on the F key for when you take your hand off for a second.

    Mind you the last PC game I played was diablo ii so it's been a while.

    Mind you I was always puzzled to what to map the flashlight to, I suppose T for torch would work.

    Blake T on
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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Leli wrote: »
    Fizban wrote: »
    Nads wrote: »
    Leli wrote: »
    Hehe. Yeah, it was discussed moreso over at FS. He's just plain awesome. <3

    Pffffffffft. Rubber, glue, etc.

    YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS GLUE

    Damn it, Fizz. I was going to say that.

    Guys I'm gonna need you to start cutting me some royalty checks every time you bust that out

    Redeemer on
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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO DATE NADS

    Abracadaniel on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Aneurhythmia wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Aneurhythmia wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    Aneurhythmia wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Me and my mousing hand have gotten pretty close, lately. We're going to Aruba in March.

    Just don't tell my W A S D hand.
    I don't understand why people use WASD. You're wasting your pinky.

    The fuck do you use??
    RDFG


    Sorry, Viv. You lose.

    Oh goddammit. RDFG is too far away from my CTRL/SHIFT buttons which are essential for GW. :(
    Well, I'm a man, so my pinky can reach ctrl and shift naturally. I usually keep every key from ctrl shift to the J region bound to shit. I've done it that way since QuakeWorld.

    My pink already twitches sometimes when hitting CTRL while using ESDF. RDFG might make it break.

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Blaket wrote: »
    ESDF wins purely because of the marker on the F key for when you take your hand off for a second.
    And F is right in the middle of RDFG...

    Aneurhythmia on
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