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Gabe and Tycho sighting at Real Networks - Holy Shit

SeanSean Seattle, WARegistered User regular
edited May 2010 in Singularity Engine++
I totally just got out of class at the Art Institute of Seattle, which is in the same building as Real Networks, and as I emerged onto the street who did I see? Fucking Jerry and Mike and their whole crew getting out of their cars across the street, wearing full ping-ping gear. Holy shit, I didn't know what to do, I was so struck with amazement I just kind of stared for a moment. I looked around for someone who might know who they are, but alas only some really old dude and some hot chick were in close proximity, both of which I assumed would lack any appreciation for their presence. I mumbled "holy shit, holy shit" a few times as I stared in their direction, there was a moment where I swear to god that Mike, the tall mother fucker and I made eye contact and we shared a deep, personal moment, him probably wondering who the fuck the douche in the suit glaring at him was.

I wanted to yell something and share my appreciation but couldn't find the words, but I'll never forgot that brief moment I stood a mere intersection away from such gods. As I crossed the street and to my vehicle, choosing rather not to bother such people with the words of someone so irrelephant, I quickly tweeted and facebooked what had transpired, and after all that, I can some day tell my future children that there was a day when I was truly alive, and that day was today.

Thankyou,
-Sean

P.S. This was like an hour ago of this edit, so I would imagine they are in the heat of ping pong battle RIGHT NOW!

P.P.S. I have positioned myself in a vent and am watching Mike and Jerry play doubles. Tonight I shall dine on their sweetbreads

Sean on
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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    thank you for this post sean

    it made my night

    Squall on
  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    This is pretty disturbing. If you would've just said "I saw the Mike and Jerry and the PA crew on my way out of class!" it probably would have been better. Just the way it is written kind of gives me the creeps.

    Goose! on
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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Yeah, I've seen Mike and Jerry a couple times.

    It was pretty cool.

    Sars_Boy on
  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    my goodness that title

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    hell of a thread right here

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  • necroSYSnecroSYS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    Cool story, bro!

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    There's no point in you getting both of yourselves all worked up and ready to chart the undiscovered country, then having her flush crimson red, run to the bathroom, and spend twenty minutes straining and grunting and stressing out because you're all ready to deliver your package but there's a three inch thick Sunday paper clogging up the mail slot.
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I just don't get starstruck man, sorry

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Yeah, they're at the Real building, its on Mike's twitter.

    See, on twitter its okay to stare.

    Goose! on
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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    who's got that KC green image on hand

    sweatydude.jpg

    Squall on
  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    You probably could've just waved and they would've waved back.

    Viscount Islands on
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    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    what the fuck is ping-ping

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  • LarsLars Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    You should have kidnapped one of them and held him for ransom.
    I wonder which would pay more for the release of the other?

    Lars on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    sounds illegal

    Faricazy on
  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Irrelephant? That's wonderful.

    Lars wrote: »
    You should have kidnapped one of them and held him for ransom.
    I wonder which would pay more for the release of the other?


    Things didn't go so well the last time they were separated. I'm sure Khoo would be all over it.

    The Khoo Woo is not just a ping-pong move.

    MKR on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    MKR wrote: »
    Irrelephant? That's wonderful.
    ahahahaha

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I hope khoo shows this to them or something.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Irrelephant is pretty swell.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Irrelephant does not forgive.

    And irrelephant does not forget!

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    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Come join the Irish Irrelephant Elephant Party.

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  • SeanSean Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    dude I froze so hardcore, i was thinking of what to do and just locked up. They're definately stars in my book though, though I mean they didn't exactly roll up in an stretch escalade, looked like a hybrid and they were just standing there feeding quarters into the meter. Plus there were tons of normal, other folks with em I would assume are their staff members and PR crew or something.

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  • LarsLars Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Faricazy wrote: »
    sounds illegal

    But then his brush with greatness could last forever while Gabe or Tycho tries to do the comic by themselves, refusing to actually have to pay for the other's return.

    Assuming they didn't, you know, call the cops and have the shit beaten out of him.

    Lars on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Lars wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    sounds illegal

    But then his brush with greatness could last forever while Gabe or Tycho tries to do the comic by themselves, refusing to actually have to pay for the other's return.

    Assuming they didn't, you know, call the cops and have the shit beaten out of him.

    i was talking about ping-ping

    the underground world of ping-ping

    probably intertwined with sex-trafficking

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    i've talked to both of them what is your point

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  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Sean wrote: »

    P.S. This was like an hour ago of this edit, so I would imagine they are in the heat of ping pong battle RIGHT NOW!

    does it count as "imagining" if you are peeping them through the window?

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I would ask if they wanted to go get burgers or something.

    MKR on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Mike, the tall mother fucker

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    look gabe and tycho et all seem like nice guys but I would hardly describe the sight of them as breathtaking

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Skull Man wrote: »
    look gabe and tycho et all seem like nice guys but I would hardly describe the sight of them as breathtaking

    he looked at them so hard he had a heart attack

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Sean, by any chance do you have a supply of human-sized jars?

    MKR on
  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    this is a really creepy thread

    shit, man, I've met them

    we talked about D&D and Veggie Tales and Gabe drew me a picture

    I didn't need a fucking defribrillator after

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  • SnorkSnork Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    looks like someone didn't get the memo that most people find idol worship really creepy

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  • SeanSean Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    ya that was the idea

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Sean wrote: »
    ya that was the idea

    This makes as much sense as PA's level of success.

    MKR on
  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    MKR wrote: »
    Sean, by any chance do you have a supply of human-sized jars?

    If you chop em up you can use more reasonably sized jars.

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Al_wat wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    Sean, by any chance do you have a supply of human-sized jars?

    If you chop em up you can use more reasonably sized jars.

    That kills the resale value.

    MKR on
  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    This thread is fantastic

    I just wanted to let you all know that

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Al_wat wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    Sean, by any chance do you have a supply of human-sized jars?

    If you chop em up you can use more reasonably sized jars.

    This is an artist's rendering of the suspect, known only as "Sean"

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    If you have any information please call 1-800-CRIME-TV

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  • SeanSean Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    MKR wrote: »
    Al_wat wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    Sean, by any chance do you have a supply of human-sized jars?

    If you chop em up you can use more reasonably sized jars.

    That kills the resale value.

    true that

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    ITT everyone who's been to pax tries to casually mention having talked to Mike / Jerry

    I mean it's no big deal but I talked to them one time

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  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    The idea of going to PAX kinda freaks me out

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