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    bongibongi regular
    edited May 2010
    a straight bear is just a hairy dude

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    bongibongi regular
    edited May 2010
    like how a straight rentboy is just a gigolo

    bongi on
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    cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    i guess if it's just for the money....

    and like maybe, "solo" work, it's not really gay, right?

    i could....i mean someone could just make videos to feed the masses of hungry, real bears, right?

    but totally not gay.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited May 2010
    there are plenty of gay-for-pay pornstars

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    There was an episode of MTV true life featuring a gay for pay porn actor that was pretty interesting. He seemed really conflicted about it, not so much the "acting" part but how his friends and family perceived him and all. So he was probably just in denial. Seems like a stressful line of work

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    lostwords wrote: »
    There was an episode of MTV true life featuring a gay for pay porn actor that was pretty interesting. He seemed really conflicted about it, not so much the "acting" part but how his friends and family perceived him and all. So he was probably just in denial. Seems like a stressful line of work

    When will your episode be featured?

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    bongibongi regular
    edited May 2010
    I only really want to watch a gay-for-pay dude if he's actually into it
    I mean there are some g4p stars who'll go a whole career never getting a proper boner and never taking one up the butt

    Get over yourself and sit on that cock you numpty

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    bongibongi regular
    edited May 2010
    If I was being paid $500 to have sex with a lady I'd at least pretend to enjoy it!

    bongi on
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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    There was an episode of MTV true life featuring a gay for pay porn actor that was pretty interesting. He seemed really conflicted about it, not so much the "acting" part but how his friends and family perceived him and all. So he was probably just in denial. Seems like a stressful line of work

    When will your episode be featured?

    Well they've already aired "im addicted to porn" and "I have digital drama" episodes, so I don't know how else I can be featured

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    bongi wrote: »
    If I was being paid $500 to have sex with a lady I'd at least pretend to enjoy it!

    That's artistic integrity, I'm impressed

    You should sign on for my smash-hit new porn series, "Gay Guys Pretending to Enjoy Sex with Sexy Ladies"

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Ed they've already made Jersey Shore

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    bongi wrote: »
    If I was being paid $500 to have sex with a lady I'd at least pretend to enjoy it!

    I'll pay you twice that to never have sex with a lady

    You're off to a good start!

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    If I was being paid $500 to have sex with a lady I'd at least pretend to enjoy it!

    That's artistic integrity, I'm impressed

    You should sign on for my smash-hit new porn series, "Gay Guys Pretending to Enjoy Sex with Sexy Ladies"

    Apparently this is actually a thing.

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    "Black guys who might sleep with gay guys but it is kind of hard to tell based on his post history"

    Last time I was at a hotel the adult movies section involved a gay movie that was structured like a murder mystery. I was tempted to pay for it just to know what the hell

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    You must not be looking very closely at my post history. 8-)

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Well I keep winding up at your camwhore posts and you're handsome. It is distracting.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Fiz wrote: »
    "Black guys who might sleep with gay guys but it is kind of hard to tell based on his post history"

    Last time I was at a hotel the adult movies section involved a gay movie that was structured like a murder mystery. I was tempted to pay for it just to know what the hell

    The Buttler did it

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Fiz wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    If I was being paid $500 to have sex with a lady I'd at least pretend to enjoy it!

    I'll pay you twice that to never have sex with a lady

    You're off to a good start!

    Hey... uhh... I gotta pay rent in a week.


    Whachu got for me?

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    If I was being paid $500 to have sex with a lady I'd at least pretend to enjoy it!

    I'll pay you twice that to never have sex with a lady

    You're off to a good start!

    Hey... uhh... I gotta pay rent in a week.


    Whachu got for me?
    A half-empty can of refried beans.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited May 2010
    Viscount Islands wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    If I was being paid $500 to have sex with a lady I'd at least pretend to enjoy it!

    That's artistic integrity, I'm impressed

    You should sign on for my smash-hit new porn series, "Gay Guys Pretending to Enjoy Sex with Sexy Ladies"

    Apparently this is actually a thing.

    What

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Sounds hot.

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Look at Zac Efron and that guy from Doctor Who that bongi loves

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    bongibongi regular
    edited May 2010
    Wait I've had this conversation before and I didn't understand it then either
    Why not just pay straight actors regular rates and have them pretend to be gay

    No need to pay extra for fags

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I guess if they're moderately well known as gay porn stars?

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    bongibongi regular
    edited May 2010
    I think I read about it actually, a couple of well-known gay pornstars who'd done some straight scenes

    I'd like to get paid to explore my sexuality :cry:

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Fiz wrote: »
    Look at Zac Efron and that guy from Doctor Who that bongi loves

    Also huh?

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Viscount Islands wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Look at Zac Efron and that guy from Doctor Who that bongi loves

    Also huh?

    My post is unrelated to the discussion.

    Just look at them. Nice

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    bongibongi regular
    edited May 2010
    Not a big fan of Zac Efron

    He does look an awful lot like Brent Corrigan though

    Not a fan of Brent Corrigan either

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    texting with blue-haired lady

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    bongi wrote: »
    Not a big fan of Zac Efron

    He does look an awful lot like Brent Corrigan though

    Not a fan of Brent Corrigan either

    Hahahaha

    Oh gosh, bongi. I forgot that you actually watch professional documentaries and know the names of the people in them <3

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    bongibongi regular
    edited May 2010
    I also read Fleshbot!

    8-)

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    John MatrixJohn Matrix Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Man, I haven't seen any porn in a helluva long time. Sounds like this modern porn isn't all that great. I'll stick to my black and white photos of 1920's ladies with their ankles exposed. Racy.

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Bongi is such a porn aficionado. It's kind of weird hearing him talk about it because I am so casual with that kind of stuff

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    bongibongi regular
    edited May 2010
    The term you're looking for, I think, is 'sad and lonely'

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    John MatrixJohn Matrix Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Some folks here at work are notorious for sending stuff via the firm's email. One lady who certainly wouldn't drown was called Cruz something or something Cruz. Maybe bongi's knowledge will lead us to enlightenment.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited May 2010
    I do not know the ladies

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    It was me
    I am that lady

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    bongibongi regular
    edited May 2010
    Derrek Diamond is pretty high on my favourites list right now

    It is something to do with that smirk

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Oh I know Brent Corrigan.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    BusterK wrote: »
    It was me
    I am that lady

    I totally thought of you when he said that dude

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