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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Javen wrote: »
    Did you guys hear Skull Man has A GIRLFRIEND

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    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    He's had A GIRLFRIEND for a while though, hasn't he?

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Javen wrote: »
    Did you guys hear Skull Man has A GIRLFRIEND

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    NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    Why did I read that chatlog? It bummed me the fuck out.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Nads wrote: »
    Why did I read that chatlog? It bummed me the fuck out.

    He didn't come to our dinner because he was grounded for not playing football.
    Yet he told Skull Man's lady he does.

    So which is true? And which is more sad?

    This, plus five ways your dinner tonight could kill you, on News at 11.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    The "I love you." at the end made me sad inside. I'm not sure what it's purpose was. Even if it was just the clumsiest attempt at hitting on a girl ever, it's still sad.

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    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Nads wrote: »
    Why did I read that chatlog? It bummed me the fuck out.

    Yeah but you're already in a perpetual state of bummitude

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Seriously wrote: »
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    I love this so much

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Lets get back to the important topic:
    Brent Corrigan
    awe jeah

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I felt so bad for that poor droid

    even though it makes zero sense

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    neville wrote: »
    Lets get back to the important topic:
    Brent Corrigan
    awe jeah

    You guys make me want to watch professional porn again. But I'm so used to horrible amateur porn now because I've learned to lower my standards.

    Ugly people need not fantasize about the lovely :cry:

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I am watching District 9 on netflix right now

    it is like watching Cloverfield just mercilessly anally fisting Avatar

    and Avatar is all crying

    but Cloverfield just keeps implying that Avatar is a whore and actually likes it

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    And soon Avatar realizes it does like it and starts begging for more?

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    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Man, fisting was the first type of pornographic video I ever saw. It scarred me for life. I still don't understand how a person can get into that.

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    Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Fiz wrote: »
    Man, fisting was the first type of pornographic video I ever saw. It scarred me for life. I still don't understand how a person can get into that.

    You can't see why you'd want to wear a nice young lady as a glove?

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I find a lot of xtube videos pretty disgusting.

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    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Fiz wrote: »
    Man, fisting was the first type of pornographic video I ever saw. It scarred me for life. I still don't understand how a person can get into that.

    You can't see why you'd want to wear a nice young lady as a glove?

    YOU DON'T KNOW ME AT ALL

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    And soon Avatar realizes it does like it and starts begging for more?

    right now Avatar is still crying and admitting to the camera that it's just doing it for her kids

    meanwhile Aliens has stepped off from out of the frame and is setting up some sort of contraption

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Is the makeup running?

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    There isn't any. It's all CGI.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    oh great

    SAW II-IV just showed up

    to cut some holes in her back and start raping her lungs

    why the fuck was this movie recommended to me by so many people?

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I find a lot of xtube videos pretty disgusting.

    Yeah, I don't understand the appeal of a lot of the stuff I see there. Plus every other guy thinks that he should get paid for his videos.

    Very few people on xtube are good enough for that.

    Fiz on
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    oh great

    SAW II-IV just showed up

    to cut some holes in her back and start raping her lungs

    why the fuck was this movie recommended to me by so many people?

    because it's good yet your friends didn't realize how terrible you are and what a waste it is to recommend good things to you

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I wish I could remember where I saved the script that pulled from my Flickr uploads for my signature.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    oh great

    SAW II-IV just showed up

    to cut some holes in her back and start raping her lungs

    why the fuck was this movie recommended to me by so many people?

    because it's good yet your friends didn't realize how terrible you are and what a waste it is to recommend good things to you

    what

    fuck what

    are you calling the saw movies good?

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    oh look now they've put the main character on television with a report that his accidental exposure was caused by him having sex with the aliens

    and he's going to go mingle with the aliens so that he won't be found this is going to go all lawrence of fucking arabia on me isn't it

    this is not a good thing to recommend to people

    this is a ham-fisted hack job

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    RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    The first Saw was bearable. Maybe even Saw II but oh boy after that...

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Kind of like the Scary Movie series

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    wait what you are talking shit about district 9?

    fuck you guy

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    PiptheFair and the Thread of Terrible Opnions

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    After Saw II they just started jerking each other off with how fucking sick they can make it.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    this movie is a compilation of every hack move in films about aliens and horror films I've ever seen

    it's a Frankenstein's monster made out of all the worst parts

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Wait I thought he was talking about SAW

    I don't recall lung-raping in District 9.

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I remember seeing District 9 with Quetzi. He had seen it before so he fell asleep partway in and I totally felt him up.

    Is Quetz banned right now? I kind of hope he doesn't read that post

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    Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    District 9 is pretty cool stuff if you are a cool person.

    Guess MrMonroe is out of the Cool People Society.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I dunno

    He has one of my cool hats

    So he must be a little bit cool

    But I'm starting to second-guess making him one, after these comments!

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    man who doesn't like District 9

    people that liked Avatar, I'd bet

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    oh great

    SAW II-IV just showed up

    to cut some holes in her back and start raping her lungs

    why the fuck was this movie recommended to me by so many people?

    because it's good yet your friends didn't realize how terrible you are and what a waste it is to recommend good things to you

    what

    fuck what

    are you calling the saw movies good?

    pip, you goose
    he's calling District 9 bad

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    wait what you are talking shit about district 9?

    fuck you guy

    yes, now you get it

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