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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    hi I'm celery and all you sad sacks better step off my girl

    I met him, he's nice in real life.

    yeah, I realize it was just an isolated situation where he came off very poorly

    Druhim on
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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Butters wrote: »
    The convo is staggeringly dull but Skull Man feeling threatened by it is kind of funny.

    I found that hilarious myself. I also never understood the logic behind "don't steal my GF". If your GF is willing to leave you for someone else, that person didn't steal her...she left you.

    Also, how good do you think Skullman's woman is in bed? I bet she shags like a minx.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited May 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    hi I'm celery and all you sad sacks better step off my girl

    I met him, he's nice in real life.

    yeah, I realize it was just an isolated situation where he came off very poorly

    Everyone has that one relationship (referred to by professional advice columnists such as myself as the First Doomed Heartbreaker) which they take way too seriously and which inevitably involves at some juncture an absolutely fucking mortifyingly embarassing display of immaturity that will be regretted for years to come.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    hi I'm celery and all you sad sacks better step off my girl

    I met him, he's nice in real life.

    yeah, I realize it was just an isolated situation where he came off very poorly
    Happens to the best of us.

    Druhim, for example.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited May 2010
    Druhim is notable because his FDH took place in the court of King Herod.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Back then it was okay to just rape women though.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    Druhim is notable because his FDH took place in the court of King Herod.
    There are granite busts of his visage in the ruins of ancient Babylon.

    Hacksaw on
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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    coulda been worse, dru coulda had a noah pulled on him

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    Druhim is notable because his FDH took place in the court of King Herod.
    There are granite busts of his visage in the ruins of ancient Babylon.

    Some cultures still pass down oral histories of his angst.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    hi I'm celery and all you sad sacks better step off my girl

    I chuckled, Dru

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    man, Samson tried to warn me about Delilah but I was too immature to listen

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited May 2010
    Druhim is old

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    man, Samson tried to warn me about Delilah but I was too immature to listen

    It's not like you have hair to cut, dude

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited May 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    man, Samson tried to warn me about Delilah but I was too immature to listen

    but your back hair is where you get your strength from!

    Garlic Bread on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    man, Samson tried to warn me about Delilah but I was too immature to listen

    but your back hair is where you get your strength from!

    I consider myself corrected

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    Druhim is notable because his FDH took place in the court of King Herod.
    There are granite busts of his visage in the ruins of ancient Babylon.

    Some cultures still pass down oral histories of his angst.
    Cave paintings of his past relationships were recently unearthed in France. Of note is a mural depicting his length courtship of a rabbit living on the Normandy coast.

    Hacksaw on
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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Druhim is old, Thanatos is overweight, Skull Man is a goose

    Written in the scriptures

    Edcrab on
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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    The Black Hunter wrote: »
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    I'd be more worried about the psyche of the boyfriend who considered a staggeringly dull MSN conversation to constitute someone "hitting on" his girlfriend and also considered warning people not to have staggeringly dull conversations with his girlfriend to be reasonable behaviour.

    Well, apparently he's told swordfights to stop 5 times now


    also he's probably drunk

    Yeah, and there's a certain kind of person who considers it their place to decide who can and cannot talk to their girlfriend and it isn't Super Well Adjusted Guys Who Are Definitely Not Going To Have An Inevitable Internet Flip Out After Their Relationship Dies

    Damn SWAGWADNGTHAIIFOATRDs.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    what? I'm not threatened by bryar

    I shared the conversation because I thought it was hilarious. particularly someone describing themselves as a cute sensitive funny football-playing popular boy

    guess you kind of have to know the people involved

    also I didn't know chatlogs were considered megathreads

    whatever!

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    They're not megathreads

    They're just dumb

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    Speaking of history, usagi came out to Seattle this weekend and on Fri we went to the Seattle Art Museum. One of the rooms was ancient Roman art, and we saw this:

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    ancient Roman Bill Murray

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Bryar is a lovely name though.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    Bryar is a lovely name though.

    unless you're a rabbit running from farmers

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    Bryar is a lovely name though.

    Hello there, driving lady

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Sheri wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Bryar is a lovely name though.

    Hello there, driving lady

    Haha you checked my facebook?

    My god, my driver is so patient, he didn't freak out at all

    Liiya on
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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I hope you were strutting while driving home there Liiya!

    I don't think it's possible to strut while driving but whatever

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited May 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Bryar is a lovely name though.

    Hello there, driving lady

    Haha you checked my facebook?

    My god, my driver is so patient, he didn't freak out at all

    morgan freeman is a pretty chill dude

    Garlic Bread on
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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    Speaking of history, usagi came out to Seattle this weekend and on Fri we went to the Seattle Art Museum. One of the rooms was ancient Roman art, and we saw this:

    DSCN1362.jpg[IMG][/img]ancient Roman Bill Murray

    Usagi. You mean YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

    Oh wait, that picture's pretty cool.

    Viscount Islands on
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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    That chatlog just makes me want to hug him because he seems adorable. And I agree with Liiya, I like the name Bryar.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    I hope you were strutting while driving home there Liiya!

    I don't think it's possible to strut while driving but whatever

    ghost strut the whip

    PiptheFair on
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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I don't think he'd be so relaxed if I started strutting Ed... cause a crash and all that

    Having morgan freeman as an instructor would be the best

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    also I didn't tell bryar not to have boring conversations with emily, but to stop telling her in graphic detail about his sexual dreams about her

    that was really the only thing that was like an issue

    it is like it's understandable when a little dog is awkwardly trying to hump your leg but then he pisses on your shoes

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    VisionOfClarity wrote: »
    That chatlog just makes me want to hug him because he seems adorable. And I agree with Liiya, I like the name Bryar.

    Well then mission accomplished for him as all he wanted were "hugs and kisses".

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Skull Man wrote: »
    what? I'm not threatened by bryar

    I shared the conversation because I thought it was hilarious. particularly someone describing themselves as a cute sensitive funny football-playing popular boy

    guess you kind of have to know the people involved

    also I didn't know chatlogs were considered megathreads

    whatever!

    I would describe myself as a looney crazy dopey headed sexy head guy.
    Whipped cream dirty mattresses wanna try? :winky:

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited May 2010
    We get it man, you're a totally cool and secure guy.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    isn't swordfights like 15

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Bryar is a lovely name though.

    Hello there, driving lady

    Haha you checked my facebook?

    My god, my driver is so patient, he didn't freak out at all

    morgan freeman is a pretty chill dude


    This is an incredible post.

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    I hope you were strutting while driving home there Liiya!

    I don't think it's possible to strut while driving but whatever

    I'd tell her to just lean on back one hand on the wheel

    but she's short so she probably couldn't see

    maybe next time you catch a bus liiya!

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited May 2010
    Incredibly obvious or incredibly pedestrian?

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Butler wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    what? I'm not threatened by bryar

    I shared the conversation because I thought it was hilarious. particularly someone describing themselves as a cute sensitive funny football-playing popular boy

    guess you kind of have to know the people involved

    also I didn't know chatlogs were considered megathreads

    whatever!

    I would describe myself as a looney crazy dopey headed sexy head guy.
    Whipped cream dirty mattresses wanna try? :winky:

    I could get a girlfriend anytime I wanted I'm just so cuh-razay it would never work out.

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