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Divorce! Hooray!(?)

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    I don't think he'd be so relaxed if I started strutting Ed... cause a crash and all that

    Having morgan freeman as an instructor would be the best

    Well yeah with the pedals and all... mentally strutting then, to avoid being smashed up and related crashing issues

    And if Morgan Freeman was giving directions and narrating your mistakes I don't think anyone would ever dread a lesson or even a test

    Edcrab on
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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    isn't swordfights like 15

    I think 17 now.

    Viscount Islands on
    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Butler wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    what? I'm not threatened by bryar

    I shared the conversation because I thought it was hilarious. particularly someone describing themselves as a cute sensitive funny football-playing popular boy

    guess you kind of have to know the people involved

    also I didn't know chatlogs were considered megathreads

    whatever!

    I would describe myself as a looney crazy dopey headed sexy head guy.
    Whipped cream dirty mattresses wanna try? :winky:
    Hey Butler lets try some freaky time-travelling Anglo sex.

    Hacksaw on
  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    That chatlog just makes me want to hug him because he seems adorable. And I agree with Liiya, I like the name Bryar.

    Well then mission accomplished for him as all he wanted were "hugs and kisses".

    Very true.

    Swordfights I will give you a hug. No kisses, that would get me put in jail.

    VisionOfClarity on
  • YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    I don't think he'd be so relaxed if I started strutting Ed... cause a crash and all that

    Having morgan freeman as an instructor would be the best

    Well yeah with the pedals and all... mentally strutting then, to avoid being smashed up and related crashing issues

    And if Morgan Freeman was giving directions and narrating your mistakes I don't think anyone would ever dread a lesson or even a test

    Quick! Let's write a program that narrates people's lives in Morgan Freeman's voice!

    Yukira on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    Skull Man wrote: »
    also I didn't tell bryar not to have boring conversations with emily, but to stop telling her in graphic detail about his sexual dreams about her

    that was really the only thing that was like an issue

    it is like it's understandable when a little dog is awkwardly trying to hump your leg but then he pisses on your shoes

    except you're still a little dog yourself son
    don't fool yourself

    Druhim on
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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I'm trying to think of some way to tie in you being a "dirty ol egg-sucking dog" with "cradle-robbing" but it's not coming together

    anyway, you get the point

    Skull Man on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    druhim on the other hand is that dog that is really old and I'm not in a very creative mood right now

    PiptheFair on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    Skull Man wrote: »
    I'm trying to think of some way to tie in you being a "dirty ol egg-sucking dog" with "cradle-robbing" but it's not coming together

    anyway, you get the point

    why don't you make another brilliant video of you sucking on some batteries

    Druhim on
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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I am the littlest pup.

    Also Swordfights should look at Don Draper's Guide to Picking Up Women.

    Viscount Islands on
    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    also ain't nothing wrong with cradle robbing

    PiptheFair on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    also ain't nothing wrong with cradle robbing

    true, though it's hard to call it cradle robbing when she's 30

    Druhim on
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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    I'm trying to think of some way to tie in you being a "dirty ol egg-sucking dog" with "cradle-robbing" but it's not coming together

    anyway, you get the point

    why don't you make another brilliant video of you sucking on some batteries

    people wouldn't troll you so much if you didn't store it up and continue to let it upset you for years and years

    Skull Man on
  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    I hope you were strutting while driving home there Liiya!

    I don't think it's possible to strut while driving but whatever

    I'd tell her to just lean on back one hand on the wheel

    but she's short so she probably couldn't see

    maybe next time you catch a bus liiya!

    Hey now, I can see the road

    when the seat is adjusted nearly as far as it'll go.

    Liiya on
  • RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    30 is pretty short in a geologic time scale.

    Rinder on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    I hope you were strutting while driving home there Liiya!

    I don't think it's possible to strut while driving but whatever

    I'd tell her to just lean on back one hand on the wheel

    but she's short so she probably couldn't see

    maybe next time you catch a bus liiya!

    Hey now, I can see the road

    when the seat is adjusted nearly as far as it'll go.

    sitting on phonobooks

    shoeboxes strapped to your feet

    straining to see

    PiptheFair on
  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I've shaken Morgan Freeman's hand before. He seems really down to earth, to the point where you don't even notice him when you're in the same supermarket aisle.

    Viscount Islands on
    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    I'm trying to think of some way to tie in you being a "dirty ol egg-sucking dog" with "cradle-robbing" but it's not coming together

    anyway, you get the point

    why don't you make another brilliant video of you sucking on some batteries

    people wouldn't troll you so much if you didn't store it up and continue to let it upset you for years and years

    this is almost funny
    which is quite an accomplishment for you considering your stunted emotional and mental state

    Druhim on
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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I would, because my town doesn't have any black people

    Javen on
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    I hope you were strutting while driving home there Liiya!

    I don't think it's possible to strut while driving but whatever

    I'd tell her to just lean on back one hand on the wheel

    but she's short so she probably couldn't see

    maybe next time you catch a bus liiya!

    Hey now, I can see the road

    when the seat is adjusted nearly as far as it'll go.

    maybe you can have a special driving pillow to sit on for those few crucial inches to see over the steering wheel. My Sis needs one because she's a little shorty and drives a massive SUV

    lostwords on
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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    I hope you were strutting while driving home there Liiya!

    I don't think it's possible to strut while driving but whatever

    I'd tell her to just lean on back one hand on the wheel

    but she's short so she probably couldn't see

    maybe next time you catch a bus liiya!

    Hey now, I can see the road

    when the seat is adjusted nearly as far as it'll go.

    sitting on phonobooks

    shoeboxes strapped to your feet

    straining to see

    Using a periscope

    Liiya on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Javen wrote: »
    I would, because my town doesn't have any black people

    fuck you I was gonna do this

    PiptheFair on
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    I'm trying to think of some way to tie in you being a "dirty ol egg-sucking dog" with "cradle-robbing" but it's not coming together

    anyway, you get the point

    why don't you make another brilliant video of you sucking on some batteries

    people wouldn't troll you so much if you didn't store it up and continue to let it upset you for years and years

    this is almost funny
    which is quite an accomplishment for you considering your stunted emotional and mental state

    rage at me old man

    when you die I won't even remember you

    Skull Man on
  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    lostwords wrote: »

    maybe you can have a special driving pillow to sit on for those few crucial inches to see over the steering wheel. My Sis needs one because she's a little shorty and drives a massive SUV

    I know my driver has one, but I can luckily see everything fine. I've not crashed yet :D

    Liiya on
  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    I'm trying to think of some way to tie in you being a "dirty ol egg-sucking dog" with "cradle-robbing" but it's not coming together

    anyway, you get the point

    why don't you make another brilliant video of you sucking on some batteries

    people wouldn't troll you so much if you didn't store it up and continue to let it upset you for years and years

    this is almost funny
    which is quite an accomplishment for you considering your stunted emotional and mental state

    comicguy.jpg

    Butler on
  • YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    I'm trying to think of some way to tie in you being a "dirty ol egg-sucking dog" with "cradle-robbing" but it's not coming together

    anyway, you get the point

    why don't you make another brilliant video of you sucking on some batteries

    people wouldn't troll you so much if you didn't store it up and continue to let it upset you for years and years

    this is almost funny
    which is quite an accomplishment for you considering your stunted emotional and mental state

    rage at me old man

    when you die I won't even remember you

    Make out with each other already.

    YoSoyTheWalrus on
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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    I would, because my town doesn't have any black people

    fuck you I was gonna do this

    Round here people do double-takes whenever they see a black person

    Yes, they're real, your eyes don't decieve you

    Damn it, Carlisle

    Edcrab on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    look all I'm saying is that 6 years ain't that big a deal


    right?

    PiptheFair on
  • YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »

    maybe you can have a special driving pillow to sit on for those few crucial inches to see over the steering wheel. My Sis needs one because she's a little shorty and drives a massive SUV

    I know my driver has one, but I can luckily see everything fine. I've not crashed yet :D

    Yet being the operative word here.

    Yukira on
  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    look all I'm saying is that 6 years ain't that big a deal


    right?


    Not like 100 pages is.

    Ruckus on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    oh man our carlisle is like that too

    Javen on
  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    look all I'm saying is that 6 years ain't that big a deal

    right?

    I guess not, but there's a difference between 18 and 24 and 40 and 46

    ...damn that's probably the stupidest sentence I've ever typed


    Unless you mean in jail, in which case get away from me I'm not going inside again

    Edcrab on
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  • John MatrixJohn Matrix Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Ed's right. 6 years is all relative. You don't want to be dating someone six years your junior if you're in your mid-to-late twenty's; but if you're 40 - who cares?

    John Matrix on
  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Yukira wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »

    maybe you can have a special driving pillow to sit on for those few crucial inches to see over the steering wheel. My Sis needs one because she's a little shorty and drives a massive SUV

    I know my driver has one, but I can luckily see everything fine. I've not crashed yet :D

    Yet being the operative word here.

    You never know!

    Liiya on
  • RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    The good thing about living in a college town is the diverse mix of people.
    Also the lack of red necks. They are replaced with bros tho so eh.

    Rinder on
  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    I would, because my town doesn't have any black people

    fuck you I was gonna do this

    Round here people do double-takes whenever they see a black person

    Yes, they're real, your eyes don't decieve you

    Damn it, Carlisle

    Carlisle PA?

    VisionOfClarity on
  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Butler wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    what? I'm not threatened by bryar

    I shared the conversation because I thought it was hilarious. particularly someone describing themselves as a cute sensitive funny football-playing popular boy

    guess you kind of have to know the people involved

    also I didn't know chatlogs were considered megathreads

    whatever!

    I would describe myself as a looney crazy dopey headed sexy head guy.
    Whipped cream dirty mattresses wanna try? :winky:
    Hey Butler lets try some freaky time-travelling Anglo sex.

    It just so happens my race is Anglo-Sexin'.

    Butler on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    man, I remember the first time I saw a black person

    FAQ on
  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    My driving instructor told me today that he ran over a Canadian man because the man forgot that you drive on the left here and just stepped into the road.

    Liiya on
  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I used that excuse all the time too

    Edcrab on
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