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Divorce! Hooray!(?)

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    My driving instructor told me today that he ran over a Canadian man because the man forgot that you drive on the left here and just stepped into the road.

    I was paranoid about crossing the street when I was in the UK. I looked both ways 3 times to make sure I wasn't going to get hit by not paying attention.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    My driving instructor told me today that he ran over a Canadian man because the man forgot that you drive on the left here and just stepped into the road.

    oh sure, blame the victim

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    look all I'm saying is that 6 years ain't that big a deal

    right?

    I guess not, but there's a difference between 18 and 24 and 40 and 46

    ...damn that's probably the stupidest sentence I've ever typed


    Unless you mean in jail, in which case get away from me I'm not going inside again

    welp

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    this thread is ending just like my marriage did

    in disaster

    Mysst on
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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    look all I'm saying is that 6 years ain't that big a deal

    right?

    I guess not, but there's a difference between 18 and 24 and 40 and 46

    ...damn that's probably the stupidest sentence I've ever typed


    Unless you mean in jail, in which case get away from me I'm not going inside again

    welp

    word

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Belruel wrote: »
    BoredGamer wrote: »
    The divorce rate for bipolar folks is currently hovering at around 90%

    Isn't that neat?

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    what, as in two bipolar people married together?

    Because thats sounds like a stupid idea.

    EDIT: Nope, i was just being a retard.

    Yeah, I meant if just one person in the relationship is.

    I don't know the stats on if both are. In those cases, I imagine it ends in jail time as many times as it does divorce.

    my mom is bipolar and refuses to acknowledge it, the only reason my parents stay together is because my dad is doing his damn hardest to hold all the pieces together as she screams and abuses him and says she's gonna leave.

    because you see, she would kill herself if this all went to hell, and my dad is doing his hardest to love her and take care of his family

    being bipolar sucks ass
    or was it damn awesome
    I forget

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    My driving instructor told me today that he ran over a Canadian man because the man forgot that you drive on the left here and just stepped into the road.

    I was paranoid about crossing the street when I was in the UK. I looked both ways 3 times to make sure I wasn't going to get hit by not paying attention.

    Good! Because there were some kids on the road today and they wouldn't move or look as the leaped into the road.

    The way he described it was quite funny. Canadian man was fine.

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Mysst wrote: »
    this thread is ending just like my marriage did

    in disaster

    I wish this had been the last post.

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  • RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Belruel wrote: »
    BoredGamer wrote: »
    The divorce rate for bipolar folks is currently hovering at around 90%

    Isn't that neat?

    The_More_You_Know.jpg

    what, as in two bipolar people married together?

    Because thats sounds like a stupid idea.

    EDIT: Nope, i was just being a retard.

    Yeah, I meant if just one person in the relationship is.

    I don't know the stats on if both are. In those cases, I imagine it ends in jail time as many times as it does divorce.

    my mom is bipolar and refuses to acknowledge it, the only reason my parents stay together is because my dad is doing his damn hardest to hold all the pieces together as she screams and abuses him and says she's gonna leave.

    because you see, she would kill herself if this all went to hell, and my dad is doing his hardest to love her and take care of his family

    being bipolar sucks ass
    or was it damn awesome
    I forget

    My sister is bipolar. That thing is a family destroyer.

    Rinder on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Butler wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    this thread is ending just like my marriage did

    in disaster

    I wish this had been the last post.

    I was hoping!

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    until the last moment?

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    All hopes are dashed.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I will never marry

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I don't think that's surprising to anyone

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    FAQ is just layin down the law today

    Squall on
  • FCDFCD Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Mysst wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    I haven't had sex in months, I'll get near your sisters if I can.
    Ouch yes this is a good reason

    Pretty much everything you have said sounds like my last relationship break-up, only instead of being married we were just living together. Different life goals/directions is a big, big, big, big thing to have to consider in any long-term relationship. Good luck!
    What's funny is that she's got an employee that's always talking about wanting to get with me, and I am seriously considering "hittin' that shit" because goddamn, not getting sex after you're used to getting sex is bad for the brain.

    So, again, did you ever ask her out? And was she hot?

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Somebody is late to the party.

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    that sure is a two year old post you're responding to

    edit: aw now I am the late one

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  • FCDFCD Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I was curious, is all.

    FCD on
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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    FAQ wrote: »
    I don't think that's surprising to anyone

    Sorry that you're still bitter, son

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Guys, I would like to divorce this thread

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    BusterK wrote: »
    Guys, I would like to divorce this thread

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    BusterK wrote: »
    Guys, I would like to divorce this thread

    just as long as you make it clear that it's skullman's fault that you're splitting up and that yes, you don't love him any more
    in fact you never did

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited May 2010
    BusterK wrote: »
    Guys, I would like to divorce this thread

    Granted.

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