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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    The trolls are protected by the TPA, the troll protection agency.

    Ugh. Socialism.

    Dated a socialist once, she loved seizing the means of reproduction.

    Goddammit Preach

    Nocturne on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    when i put on a suit, i would like to think i look dapper

    but i am told i instead look like i am there to ask you very politely as to the whereabouts of the money you owe

    Pony on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    The trolls are protected by the TPA, the troll protection agency.

    Ugh. Socialism.

    Dated a socialist once, she loved seizing the means of reproduction.

    Goddammit Preach

    I had to, its in my contract.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Dated a socialist once, she loved seizing the means of reproduction.

    This is why I love you.

    Oh, before I forget, I was wondering, can monster hunter tri to local split screen? Can it do local split screen and still go online?

    Inquisitor on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    The trolls are protected by the TPA, the troll protection agency.

    Ugh. Socialism.

    Dated a socialist once, she loved seizing the means of reproduction.

    Did she then want to share the means of reproduction?

    Thomamelas on
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Quizzy looks like Felipe II except without the horrific inbreeding

    Well, I am spanish, I think, if you go far enough back.

    I meant Felipe IV, gettin my Spanish kings mixed up

    as for my leg, I have walked on it. Been doing a lot of walking. I have no idea why it hurts though, my other leg is fine.

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Dated a socialist once, she loved seizing the means of reproduction.

    This is why I love you.

    Oh, before I forget, I was wondering, can monster hunter tri to local split screen? Can it do local split screen and still go online?

    no

    Arch on
    Psycho Internet Hawk wrote: »
    Arch I like that no matter what game you're playing, your playstyle inevitably revolves around bugs and monsters and generally ugly things.
    PSN: Zinnar2 | A TWITCH STREAM FOR ANTS | 3DS code: 4742-5997-1992 | avatar source
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Dated a socialist once, she loved seizing the means of reproduction.

    This is why I love you.

    Oh, before I forget, I was wondering, can monster hunter tri to local split screen? Can it do local split screen and still go online?

    Local split screen is limited to arena battles (which you can use the proceeds to upgrade your single player broski), no other local split and you can't go online with split.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    Go to the doctors Elldren! :O

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Shaz are you the white guy in that picture?

    Because you look like you're afraid you're about to get mugged.
    Oh, sure, just because he posts here, he must be the white guy, huh?

    Did you ever consider that maybe he could be the Indian dude?

    'Cism.

    Thanatos on
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    when i put on a suit, i would like to think i look dapper

    but i am told i instead look like i am there to ask you very politely as to the whereabouts of the money you owe

    Pony, you are the local enforcer. We know where to go to break a few legs for our legitimate business.

    Mazzyx on
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    The trolls are protected by the TPA, the troll protection agency.

    Ugh. Socialism.

    Dated a socialist once, she loved seizing the means of reproduction.

    Did she then want to share the means of reproduction?

    Look I'm not into that. Like a used up grill cheese sandwhich.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Dated a socialist once, she loved seizing the means of reproduction.

    This is why I love you.

    Oh, before I forget, I was wondering, can monster hunter tri to local split screen? Can it do local split screen and still go online?

    no

    LAME! Thanks though.

    Inquisitor on
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Quizzy looks like Felipe II except without the horrific inbreeding

    Well, I am spanish, I think, if you go far enough back.

    I meant Felipe IV, gettin my Spanish kings mixed up

    as for my leg, I have walked on it. Been doing a lot of walking. I have no idea why it hurts though, my other leg is fine.

    Its the cancer.

    Mazzyx on
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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    when i put on a suit, i would like to think i look dapper

    but i am told i instead look like i am there to ask you very politely as to the whereabouts of the money you owe
    This is typically how I look, too.

    I think it's the neck.

    I once made a girl cry in Mock Trial on cross-exam. I blame the suit.

    Thanatos on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    when i put on a suit, i would like to think i look dapper

    but i am told i instead look like i am there to ask you very politely as to the whereabouts of the money you owe
    This is typically how I look, too.

    I think it's the neck.

    I once made a girl cry in Mock Trial on cross-exam. I blame the suit.

    i have no neck

    i am essentially a thumb man

    suits worsen this effect, making me look like my nickname should be "Moose" or something

    Pony on
  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E7V8GEChjk

    thisisntwally on
    #someshit
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    So I bought train tickets for going away at the weekend.

    The booking website just emailed me to remind me that I booked train tickets for a journey at the weekend.

    I can't help but wonder who this feature is supposed to be for.

    japan on
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    I look like a guy who owns a suit for no good reason when I put on my suit.

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Pony wrote: »

    i have no neck

    i am essentially a thumb man

    suits worsen this effect, making me look like my nickname should be "Moose" or something

    I'd say your nick name should be Shakey.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Pony the Moose has a nice ring to it.

    RMS Oceanic on
  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Shaz are you the white guy in that picture?

    Because you look like you're afraid you're about to get mugged.
    Oh, sure, just because he posts here, he must be the white guy, huh?

    Did you ever consider that maybe he could be the Indian dude?

    'Cism.

    I've said it before.

    Everyone who posts here is a white dude of either the fat neckbeard or scrawny geek variety until proven otherwise.

    Nocturne on
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I will not turn this mock trial into some sort of...

    you were gonna say mockery weren't you

    Variable on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    when i put on a suit, i would like to think i look dapper

    but i am told i instead look like i am there to ask you very politely as to the whereabouts of the money you owe

    Pony, you are the local enforcer. We know where to go to break a few legs for our legitimate business.

    fun fact

    actually used to do this for a while

    not nearly as cool as tv portrays it

    for example, people do not cower in fear just because you are some looming big guy in a suit

    sometimes, they hit you in the face with a baseball bat and leave you unconscious under a tarp in their garage

    Pony on
  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    oh man. such goodness...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzgwomXzG2U

    thisisntwally on
    #someshit
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I am on holiday. Medical attention will have to wait.

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    when i put on a suit, i would like to think i look dapper

    but i am told i instead look like i am there to ask you very politely as to the whereabouts of the money you owe

    Pony, you are the local enforcer. We know where to go to break a few legs for our legitimate business.

    fun fact

    actually used to do this for a while

    not nearly as cool as tv portrays it

    for example, people do not cower in fear just because you are some looming big guy in a suit

    sometimes, they hit you in the face with a baseball bat and leave you unconscious under a tarp in their garage

    D:

    Arch on
    Psycho Internet Hawk wrote: »
    Arch I like that no matter what game you're playing, your playstyle inevitably revolves around bugs and monsters and generally ugly things.
    PSN: Zinnar2 | A TWITCH STREAM FOR ANTS | 3DS code: 4742-5997-1992 | avatar source
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    I am on holiday. Medical attention will have to wait.

    have you done yourself a mischief elldren

    japan on
  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User
    edited May 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    when i put on a suit, i would like to think i look dapper

    but i am told i instead look like i am there to ask you very politely as to the whereabouts of the money you owe

    Pony, you are the local enforcer. We know where to go to break a few legs for our legitimate business.

    fun fact

    actually used to do this for a while

    not nearly as cool as tv portrays it

    for example, people do not cower in fear just because you are some looming big guy in a suit

    sometimes, they hit you in the face with a baseball bat and leave you unconscious under a tarp in their garage

    I take it you only worked for entirely legitimate loansharks.

    Aroused Bull on
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    when i put on a suit, i would like to think i look dapper

    but i am told i instead look like i am there to ask you very politely as to the whereabouts of the money you owe
    This is typically how I look, too.

    I think it's the neck.

    I once made a girl cry in Mock Trial on cross-exam. I blame the suit.

    i have no neck

    i am essentially a thumb man

    suits worsen this effect, making me look like my nickname should be "Moose" or something
    Yeah, I should have been more specific: it's the lack of a neck.

    It's, like, an Italian thing; your head basically sits square on your shoulders.

    Thanatos on
  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Speaking of suits, finding hijab-compatible business attire is either difficult or expensive. Thankfully I haven't had to go to too many meetings yet so my one suit's worked so far.

    Passerbye on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    when i put on a suit, i would like to think i look dapper

    but i am told i instead look like i am there to ask you very politely as to the whereabouts of the money you owe

    Pony, you are the local enforcer. We know where to go to break a few legs for our legitimate business.

    fun fact

    actually used to do this for a while

    not nearly as cool as tv portrays it

    for example, people do not cower in fear just because you are some looming big guy in a suit

    sometimes, they hit you in the face with a baseball bat and leave you unconscious under a tarp in their garage

    D:

    things i learned: it's actually very difficult, if not more or less impossible, for an unarmed man to adequately defend or even protect himself from a determined fellow with an aluminum bat.

    even if you think you're some bad-ass martial arts guy or something, you block a hit with your shoulder and your entire left arm goes numb and the wind is taken out of you

    and then you take a couple to the head, and goodnight fella

    Pony on
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    when i put on a suit, i would like to think i look dapper

    but i am told i instead look like i am there to ask you very politely as to the whereabouts of the money you owe

    Pony, you are the local enforcer. We know where to go to break a few legs for our legitimate business.

    fun fact

    actually used to do this for a while

    not nearly as cool as tv portrays it

    for example, people do not cower in fear just because you are some looming big guy in a suit

    sometimes, they hit you in the face with a baseball bat and leave you unconscious under a tarp in their garage

    I believe I have said it before, but I will say it again. Pony you need to write your life story as a book. I would read it. Make money, work whatever you want to with no worries. Be famous.

    Mazzyx on
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  • PantsBPantsB Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    thisisntwally wrote: »
    oh man. such goodness...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzgwomXzG2U

    Saving this for June 12th

    PantsB on
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    QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
  • PantsBPantsB Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    when i put on a suit, i would like to think i look dapper

    but i am told i instead look like i am there to ask you very politely as to the whereabouts of the money you owe

    Pony, you are the local enforcer. We know where to go to break a few legs for our legitimate business.

    fun fact

    actually used to do this for a while

    not nearly as cool as tv portrays it

    for example, people do not cower in fear just because you are some looming big guy in a suit

    sometimes, they hit you in the face with a baseball bat and leave you unconscious under a tarp in their garage

    Wait don't you live in the middle of nowhere? Like northern Canada or something?

    PantsB on
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    day9gosu.png
    QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User
    edited May 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    when i put on a suit, i would like to think i look dapper

    but i am told i instead look like i am there to ask you very politely as to the whereabouts of the money you owe

    Pony, you are the local enforcer. We know where to go to break a few legs for our legitimate business.

    fun fact

    actually used to do this for a while

    not nearly as cool as tv portrays it

    for example, people do not cower in fear just because you are some looming big guy in a suit

    sometimes, they hit you in the face with a baseball bat and leave you unconscious under a tarp in their garage

    D:

    things i learned: it's actually very difficult, if not more or less impossible, for an unarmed man to adequately defend or even protect himself from a determined fellow with an aluminum bat.

    even if you think you're some bad-ass martial arts guy or something, you block a hit with your shoulder and your entire left arm goes numb and the wind is taken out of you

    and then you take a couple to the head, and goodnight fella

    Jesus, you take a couple to the head from an aluminium bat and I'll be surprised if you're still alive.

    Aroused Bull on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    when i put on a suit, i would like to think i look dapper

    but i am told i instead look like i am there to ask you very politely as to the whereabouts of the money you owe

    Pony, you are the local enforcer. We know where to go to break a few legs for our legitimate business.

    fun fact

    actually used to do this for a while

    not nearly as cool as tv portrays it

    for example, people do not cower in fear just because you are some looming big guy in a suit

    sometimes, they hit you in the face with a baseball bat and leave you unconscious under a tarp in their garage

    I believe I have said it before, but I will say it again. Pony you need to write your life story as a book. I would read it. Make money, work whatever you want to with no worries. Be famous.

    yeah i'm not really comfortable with that

    i don't mind telling wacky anecdotes, especially ones that are horrifying and ultimately cautionary tales about how i'm an utter life-failure

    but making money off those experiences is uh

    no thank you

    Pony on
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I got to see centuries old sporting goods today

    also: what sort of mischief mr. Bob?

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    PantsB wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    when i put on a suit, i would like to think i look dapper

    but i am told i instead look like i am there to ask you very politely as to the whereabouts of the money you owe

    Pony, you are the local enforcer. We know where to go to break a few legs for our legitimate business.

    fun fact

    actually used to do this for a while

    not nearly as cool as tv portrays it

    for example, people do not cower in fear just because you are some looming big guy in a suit

    sometimes, they hit you in the face with a baseball bat and leave you unconscious under a tarp in their garage

    Wait don't you live in the middle of nowhere? Like northern Canada or something?

    fun fact: crime doesn't just happen in los angeles and new york

    Pony on
  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    june 12?

    thisisntwally on
    #someshit
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