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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2010
    i've been threatened with so many weapons

    oh weapons

    you always sass me

    Organichu on
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    Sweden lost in the Eurovision Song Contest qualifying round. Somewhere in the countryside, people care.
    Didn't you guys win a couple years ago?

    Thanatos on
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    Sweden lost in the Eurovision Song Contest qualifying round. Somewhere in the countryside, people care.

    I stopped paying attention to that when Terry Wogan stopped presenting it on TV.

    It's not as entertaining with presenters that treat the whole thing with rigid seriousness.

    japan on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    i've been concussed many times

    and i've never made a count of it

    but i'm pretty sure i've broken or fractured more bones than i haven't.

    Pony on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Thanatos wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    I don't think I've ever been concussed.

    Though my biggest bike stack involved a split helmet, so chances are I may have done.
    I think I've probably had two. The first when I was about 6, in a bike accident that I spent a couple days in the hospital for, was definitely a concussion.

    The second was the tire iron incident, that I'm not sure about since I didn't get medical attention beyond the EMTs, but wouldn't be at all surprised if I had one.

    Damn it than you were my one hope for a new QB for the hawks and now you are telling me you are concussed? FUCK!

    Preacher on
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  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    japan wrote: »
    I don't think I've ever been concussed.

    Though my biggest bike stack involved a split helmet, so chances are I may have done.

    Niether have I, though I cut up my forehead real bad twice (still have the scar, it was literally the exact same place both times), both in primary school.

    Actually it's pretty suprising I've never had any real damage, I used to ride a lot as a kid. My cousin has a couple days she has no memory of thanks to getting thrown badly.

    Leitner on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    i've been threatened with so many weapons

    oh weapons

    you always sass me

    i've had a gun vaguely pointed sorta in my direction all of once in my life

    i almost shit my entire pants, and as soon as the attention was no longer on me i ditched that scene and ran like the dickens and literally did not stop until my legs quit

    Pony on
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Sweden lost in the Eurovision Song Contest qualifying round. Somewhere in the countryside, people care.
    Didn't you guys win a couple years ago?

    We won it so many times in the early 90's and before that, then some time in the early 00's if I remember it straight.

    We were once a nation of bards.

    Honk on
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  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I've never broken a bone. I might've gotten a small hairline fracture once, but nothing was clear on the x-ray. I did dislocate my ulna, though. And do all sorts of tendon damage to my knees.

    Passerbye on
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    This is actually a huge deal to a lot of people so I feel sort of bad for them.

    Honk on
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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i've been threatened with so many weapons

    oh weapons

    you always sass me

    i've had a gun vaguely pointed sorta in my direction all of once in my life

    i almost shit my entire pants, and as soon as the attention was no longer on me i ditched that scene and ran like the dickens and literally did not stop until my legs quit

    um

    i've had a gun pointed at me by a soldier a couple of times

    a couple of different muggers

    and the cops

    every time i guess i reacted a little differently, but i think being so comfortable with guns sort of helped me a little in being able to sort of keep myself together

    Organichu on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i've been threatened with so many weapons

    oh weapons

    you always sass me

    i've had a gun vaguely pointed sorta in my direction all of once in my life

    i almost shit my entire pants, and as soon as the attention was no longer on me i ditched that scene and ran like the dickens and literally did not stop until my legs quit

    Did you tell them the next guy who came through the door was getting a lead salad?

    I am preachers complete lack of surprise.

    Preacher on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    i will tell you what really hurts

    second most painful anything i've ever experienced

    is a fractured sternum

    straight up got a crack in the center of my ribcage

    every breath becomes impossible pain and fire

    like you are trying to inhale magma

    i couldn't stop crying, which only worsened matters

    Pony on
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I had a gun pointed at me once. I was teaching my friend how to use a pistol and he didn't seem to understand the rules. He is no longer allowed to touch firearms.

    Donkey Kong on
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  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Oh, god damn, these chats move fast. I'm used to the AC, where we might clear two pages per day.

    I was, in fact, watching that documentary. I think that's probably all the firepower I need, but if anyone has news stories I'd be happy to see them.

    Weren't there a couple not too far back? A cop sodomizing a guy with a stun baton and another one shooting a handcuffed, subdued individual with his handgun at point blank range?

    DirtyDirtyVagrant on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    I've never broken a bone. I might've gotten a small hairline fracture once, but nothing was clear on the x-ray. I did dislocate my ulna, though. And do all sorts of tendon damage to my knees.

    Ok Ms dirty parts a little tmi, we don't need to hear about your girly part problems.

    Preacher on
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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    I got to see centuries old sporting goods today

    also: what sort of mischief mr. Bob?

    Which museum did you go to?

    The Palacio Real and the Museo del Prado

    they were both super keen

    You in Madrid? You should go to the Museum of the Americas

    not enough time :( I leave a mañana

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I had someone pull a kitchen knife out of a purse on me once but I wouldn't really say she threatened me with it.

    She was more threatening the person she had dialed on my phone which I had, unfortunately, just lent her.

    Inquisitor on
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2010
    I had a gun pointed at me once. I was teaching my friend how to use a pistol and he didn't seem to understand the rules. He is no longer allowed to touch firearms.

    the cop who seized my firearm returned it later while pointing it at himself

    so i guess i can say that for all of half a second i've pointed a loaded handgun at a police officer

    that sounds awful out of context

    Organichu on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    i've only had a gun pointed at me once

    but i've had tasers pointed at me lots of times

    fuckin' canadian cops and their tasers, man

    Pony on
  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I've had a cracked rib, but not an actual cracked sternum, so I can kind of imagine what that felt like.

    My only permanent injuries are my thumbs, and they're usable most of the time. They're only really crippling if they get a hard knock.

    Aroused Bull on
  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    I've never broken a bone. I might've gotten a small hairline fracture once, but nothing was clear on the x-ray. I did dislocate my ulna, though. And do all sorts of tendon damage to my knees.

    Ok Ms dirty parts a little tmi, we don't need to hear about your girly part problems.

    Well, it was during a soccer match on a rainy day so it was muddy at the time...

    I'm pretty sure you have a couple of ulnas of your own, though. :lol:

    Passerbye on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    I had a gun pointed at me once. I was teaching my friend how to use a pistol and he didn't seem to understand the rules. He is no longer allowed to touch firearms.

    the cop who seized my firearm returned it later while pointing it at himself

    so i guess i can say that for all of half a second i've pointed a loaded handgun at a police officer

    that sounds awful out of context

    Man out of context that sounds like you were in some gay gonzo porn shoot.

    Preacher on
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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    i've pointed a loaded handgun at a police officer

    that sounds awful out of context

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    i've been zapped by a stun gun

    the handheld poker thingies

    not the taser pistols

    that was an extremely unpleasant experience i tell you what

    Pony on
  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    I got to see centuries old sporting goods today

    also: what sort of mischief mr. Bob?

    Which museum did you go to?

    The Palacio Real and the Museo del Prado

    they were both super keen

    You in Madrid? You should go to the Museum of the Americas

    not enough time :( I leave a mañana

    Fair enough, both the places you've been to are pretty awesome. If you are departing via the main railway station make sure you go see the indoor jungle in the old concourse

    Kalkino on
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Well, it was during a soccer match on a rainy day so it was muddy at the time...

    I'm pretty sure you have a couple of ulnas of your own, though. :lol:

    Man I don't own my wife and now you are saying she's got a double? THIS CROSSES THE LINE!

    Preacher on
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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I've only even seen a gun maybe a handful of times.

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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    i've been zapped by a stun gun

    the handheld poker thingies

    not the taser pistols

    that was an extremely unpleasant experience i tell you what

    hahahhaa as a joke my girlfriend at the time bought me one of those

    i...uh...was kind of an asshole to my friends with that thing for a while

    Arch on
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I cracked my coccyx once.

    That is unpleasant because there is basically sod all you can do about it except let it heal. More unpleasant, however, is anyone who ever thinks they have an original coccyx related joke to impart.

    japan on
  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Well, it was during a soccer match on a rainy day so it was muddy at the time...

    I'm pretty sure you have a couple of ulnas of your own, though. :lol:

    Man I don't own my wife and now you are saying she's got a double? THIS CROSSES THE LINE!

    No I'm saying you cheat on her.

    Passerbye on
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    I had a gun pointed at me once. I was teaching my friend how to use a pistol and he didn't seem to understand the rules. He is no longer allowed to touch firearms.

    the cop who seized my firearm returned it later while pointing it at himself

    so i guess i can say that for all of half a second i've pointed a loaded handgun at a police officer

    that sounds awful out of context

    I would hope that he handed it back to you with no clip and the chamber cleared.

    Donkey Kong on
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  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Acts of violence chat is depressing. I'm going out for a while.

    Aroused Bull on
  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I've had a gun seriously pointed at me once. A friend of mine was drunk as hell and somebody stole hundreds of dollars worth of drugs from him during a party.

    This is a party where people were coming and going, and I had to explain to him whoever stole that shit was long gone by then, and shaking down his friends with a gun pointed at them wasn't going to do any good.

    But yeah that shit was scary. I wasn't afraid that he would shoot me on purpose but he was drunk enough that I was scared shitless of an accidental pull of the trigger.

    Nocturne on
  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    oooh oooh are we talking about guns?
    i'm gonna need some tape
    chu do you have any tape i can use?

    dlinfiniti on
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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    Haha cocks syx

    Honk on
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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I have been lucky being able to bluff myself out of most fights. Learned that small and confident with the crazy eye(not lazy, I have good eyes) saves you from more trouble than you would believe. Actually all the fights I have been in I started, but no one has actually attacked me. I usually am able to stare them down.

    In other I am stupid news, so I moved my laptop into the living room so I can watch the Rockies game while working on resumes/cover letter stuff and kept wondering why my mouse wasn't working. The computer I moved had the same mouse and I hadn't grabbed my mouse from the kitchen. Took me almost an hour and a half to figure this out.

    Mazzyx on
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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Injury chat

    Elldren on
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Well, it was during a soccer match on a rainy day so it was muddy at the time...

    I'm pretty sure you have a couple of ulnas of your own, though. :lol:

    Man I don't own my wife and now you are saying she's got a double? THIS CROSSES THE LINE!

    No I'm saying you cheat on her.

    Man I can barely keep one woman happy, no way I could step out on my wife.

    Preacher on
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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    Who got?
    Who got?

    They got?

    Guns

    Crazy ill mad rappers

    Honk on
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