Though my biggest bike stack involved a split helmet, so chances are I may have done.
I think I've probably had two. The first when I was about 6, in a bike accident that I spent a couple days in the hospital for, was definitely a concussion.
The second was the tire iron incident, that I'm not sure about since I didn't get medical attention beyond the EMTs, but wouldn't be at all surprised if I had one.
Damn it than you were my one hope for a new QB for the hawks and now you are telling me you are concussed? FUCK!
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Though my biggest bike stack involved a split helmet, so chances are I may have done.
Niether have I, though I cut up my forehead real bad twice (still have the scar, it was literally the exact same place both times), both in primary school.
Actually it's pretty suprising I've never had any real damage, I used to ride a lot as a kid. My cousin has a couple days she has no memory of thanks to getting thrown badly.
i've had a gun vaguely pointed sorta in my direction all of once in my life
i almost shit my entire pants, and as soon as the attention was no longer on me i ditched that scene and ran like the dickens and literally did not stop until my legs quit
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Sweden lost in the Eurovision Song Contest qualifying round. Somewhere in the countryside, people care.
Didn't you guys win a couple years ago?
We won it so many times in the early 90's and before that, then some time in the early 00's if I remember it straight.
We were once a nation of bards.
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I've never broken a bone. I might've gotten a small hairline fracture once, but nothing was clear on the x-ray. I did dislocate my ulna, though. And do all sorts of tendon damage to my knees.
i've had a gun vaguely pointed sorta in my direction all of once in my life
i almost shit my entire pants, and as soon as the attention was no longer on me i ditched that scene and ran like the dickens and literally did not stop until my legs quit
um
i've had a gun pointed at me by a soldier a couple of times
a couple of different muggers
and the cops
every time i guess i reacted a little differently, but i think being so comfortable with guns sort of helped me a little in being able to sort of keep myself together
i've had a gun vaguely pointed sorta in my direction all of once in my life
i almost shit my entire pants, and as soon as the attention was no longer on me i ditched that scene and ran like the dickens and literally did not stop until my legs quit
Did you tell them the next guy who came through the door was getting a lead salad?
I am preachers complete lack of surprise.
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second most painful anything i've ever experienced
is a fractured sternum
straight up got a crack in the center of my ribcage
every breath becomes impossible pain and fire
like you are trying to inhale magma
i couldn't stop crying, which only worsened matters
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I had a gun pointed at me once. I was teaching my friend how to use a pistol and he didn't seem to understand the rules. He is no longer allowed to touch firearms.
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Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
Oh, god damn, these chats move fast. I'm used to the AC, where we might clear two pages per day.
I was, in fact, watching that documentary. I think that's probably all the firepower I need, but if anyone has news stories I'd be happy to see them.
Weren't there a couple not too far back? A cop sodomizing a guy with a stun baton and another one shooting a handcuffed, subdued individual with his handgun at point blank range?
I've never broken a bone. I might've gotten a small hairline fracture once, but nothing was clear on the x-ray. I did dislocate my ulna, though. And do all sorts of tendon damage to my knees.
Ok Ms dirty parts a little tmi, we don't need to hear about your girly part problems.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
I had a gun pointed at me once. I was teaching my friend how to use a pistol and he didn't seem to understand the rules. He is no longer allowed to touch firearms.
the cop who seized my firearm returned it later while pointing it at himself
so i guess i can say that for all of half a second i've pointed a loaded handgun at a police officer
I've never broken a bone. I might've gotten a small hairline fracture once, but nothing was clear on the x-ray. I did dislocate my ulna, though. And do all sorts of tendon damage to my knees.
Ok Ms dirty parts a little tmi, we don't need to hear about your girly part problems.
Well, it was during a soccer match on a rainy day so it was muddy at the time...
I'm pretty sure you have a couple of ulnas of your own, though.
I had a gun pointed at me once. I was teaching my friend how to use a pistol and he didn't seem to understand the rules. He is no longer allowed to touch firearms.
the cop who seized my firearm returned it later while pointing it at himself
so i guess i can say that for all of half a second i've pointed a loaded handgun at a police officer
that sounds awful out of context
Man out of context that sounds like you were in some gay gonzo porn shoot.
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You in Madrid? You should go to the Museum of the Americas
not enough time I leave a mañana
Fair enough, both the places you've been to are pretty awesome. If you are departing via the main railway station make sure you go see the indoor jungle in the old concourse
That is unpleasant because there is basically sod all you can do about it except let it heal. More unpleasant, however, is anyone who ever thinks they have an original coccyx related joke to impart.
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I had a gun pointed at me once. I was teaching my friend how to use a pistol and he didn't seem to understand the rules. He is no longer allowed to touch firearms.
the cop who seized my firearm returned it later while pointing it at himself
so i guess i can say that for all of half a second i've pointed a loaded handgun at a police officer
that sounds awful out of context
I would hope that he handed it back to you with no clip and the chamber cleared.
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I've had a gun seriously pointed at me once. A friend of mine was drunk as hell and somebody stole hundreds of dollars worth of drugs from him during a party.
This is a party where people were coming and going, and I had to explain to him whoever stole that shit was long gone by then, and shaking down his friends with a gun pointed at them wasn't going to do any good.
But yeah that shit was scary. I wasn't afraid that he would shoot me on purpose but he was drunk enough that I was scared shitless of an accidental pull of the trigger.
I have been lucky being able to bluff myself out of most fights. Learned that small and confident with the crazy eye(not lazy, I have good eyes) saves you from more trouble than you would believe. Actually all the fights I have been in I started, but no one has actually attacked me. I usually am able to stare them down.
In other I am stupid news, so I moved my laptop into the living room so I can watch the Rockies game while working on resumes/cover letter stuff and kept wondering why my mouse wasn't working. The computer I moved had the same mouse and I hadn't grabbed my mouse from the kitchen. Took me almost an hour and a half to figure this out.
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oh weapons
you always sass me
I stopped paying attention to that when Terry Wogan stopped presenting it on TV.
It's not as entertaining with presenters that treat the whole thing with rigid seriousness.
and i've never made a count of it
but i'm pretty sure i've broken or fractured more bones than i haven't.
Damn it than you were my one hope for a new QB for the hawks and now you are telling me you are concussed? FUCK!
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Niether have I, though I cut up my forehead real bad twice (still have the scar, it was literally the exact same place both times), both in primary school.
Actually it's pretty suprising I've never had any real damage, I used to ride a lot as a kid. My cousin has a couple days she has no memory of thanks to getting thrown badly.
i've had a gun vaguely pointed sorta in my direction all of once in my life
i almost shit my entire pants, and as soon as the attention was no longer on me i ditched that scene and ran like the dickens and literally did not stop until my legs quit
We won it so many times in the early 90's and before that, then some time in the early 00's if I remember it straight.
We were once a nation of bards.
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i've had a gun pointed at me by a soldier a couple of times
a couple of different muggers
and the cops
every time i guess i reacted a little differently, but i think being so comfortable with guns sort of helped me a little in being able to sort of keep myself together
Did you tell them the next guy who came through the door was getting a lead salad?
I am preachers complete lack of surprise.
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second most painful anything i've ever experienced
is a fractured sternum
straight up got a crack in the center of my ribcage
every breath becomes impossible pain and fire
like you are trying to inhale magma
i couldn't stop crying, which only worsened matters
I was, in fact, watching that documentary. I think that's probably all the firepower I need, but if anyone has news stories I'd be happy to see them.
Weren't there a couple not too far back? A cop sodomizing a guy with a stun baton and another one shooting a handcuffed, subdued individual with his handgun at point blank range?
Ok Ms dirty parts a little tmi, we don't need to hear about your girly part problems.
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not enough time I leave a mañana
She was more threatening the person she had dialed on my phone which I had, unfortunately, just lent her.
the cop who seized my firearm returned it later while pointing it at himself
so i guess i can say that for all of half a second i've pointed a loaded handgun at a police officer
that sounds awful out of context
but i've had tasers pointed at me lots of times
fuckin' canadian cops and their tasers, man
My only permanent injuries are my thumbs, and they're usable most of the time. They're only really crippling if they get a hard knock.
Well, it was during a soccer match on a rainy day so it was muddy at the time...
I'm pretty sure you have a couple of ulnas of your own, though.
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Man out of context that sounds like you were in some gay gonzo porn shoot.
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the handheld poker thingies
not the taser pistols
that was an extremely unpleasant experience i tell you what
Fair enough, both the places you've been to are pretty awesome. If you are departing via the main railway station make sure you go see the indoor jungle in the old concourse
Man I don't own my wife and now you are saying she's got a double? THIS CROSSES THE LINE!
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hahahhaa as a joke my girlfriend at the time bought me one of those
i...uh...was kind of an asshole to my friends with that thing for a while
That is unpleasant because there is basically sod all you can do about it except let it heal. More unpleasant, however, is anyone who ever thinks they have an original coccyx related joke to impart.
No I'm saying you cheat on her.
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I would hope that he handed it back to you with no clip and the chamber cleared.
This is a party where people were coming and going, and I had to explain to him whoever stole that shit was long gone by then, and shaking down his friends with a gun pointed at them wasn't going to do any good.
But yeah that shit was scary. I wasn't afraid that he would shoot me on purpose but he was drunk enough that I was scared shitless of an accidental pull of the trigger.
i'm gonna need some tape
chu do you have any tape i can use?
In other I am stupid news, so I moved my laptop into the living room so I can watch the Rockies game while working on resumes/cover letter stuff and kept wondering why my mouse wasn't working. The computer I moved had the same mouse and I hadn't grabbed my mouse from the kitchen. Took me almost an hour and a half to figure this out.
Man I can barely keep one woman happy, no way I could step out on my wife.
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Who got?
They got?
Guns
Crazy ill mad rappers