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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Shia Labouf is fucking Michael Bay?

    No but he's said in some interviews his dream romance is with his mother.

    Mental image filter caught that one, thank god.

    Thomamelas on
  • WMain00WMain00 Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Shia Labouf is fucking Michael Bay?

    No but he's said in some interviews his dream romance is with his mother.

    Surprised I am not. The guy is the walking disease of the film industry. Every movie he touches dies horribly.

    WMain00 on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I wouldn't fuck the Kick Ass dude




    I might fuck the Kick Ass dude.

    Wash on
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Shia Labouf is fucking Michael Bay?

    No but he's said in some interviews his dream romance is with his mother.

    Mental image filter caught that one, thank god.

    I don't know what his mother looks like, so unless I subsitute the corpse of the chick from the first indiana jones as the mother. Oh theres an image that will never leave.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I will fuck the Kick Ass dude




    I will fuck the Kick Ass dude.

    follow your dreams

    Hakkekage on
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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    No Googles for me. *sad trombone*

    Premier kakos on
  • BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Mother has arrived. Managed not to die during the shopping (just). She has decided to stay 'till Friday.

    I'm sorry.

    It's not too bad, though I'm sure things will have started to really annoy me by Friday.

    It's japan who will probably want to kill both me and my Mum by Wednesday.

    BobCesca on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Shia Labouf is fucking Michael Bay?

    No but he's said in some interviews his dream romance is with his mother.

    Mental image filter caught that one, thank god.

    I don't know what his mother looks like, so unless I subsitute the corpse of the chick from the first indiana jones as the mother. Oh theres an image that will never leave.

    Mental image filter caught that one too. But Preacher, let me help you out. His mother looks like this:

    shia-labeouf-mothershia-labeouf-mothershia-labeouf-mother.jpg

    Thomamelas on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Shia Labouf is fucking Michael Bay?

    No but he's said in some interviews his dream romance is with his mother.

    Mental image filter caught that one, thank god.

    I don't know what his mother looks like, so unless I subsitute the corpse of the chick from the first indiana jones as the mother. Oh theres an image that will never leave.

    Why would she look like Maryanne Ravenwood? What does Shia Labouf have to do with her?

    It's not like he was her son in a fourth movie because a fourth movie was never made.

    Never. Made.

    Wash on
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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I will fuck the Kick Ass dude




    I will fuck the Kick Ass dude.

    follow your dreams

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSMeUPFjQHc

    Elendil on
  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    No Googles for me. *sad trombone*

    It's because of your search history, isn't it?

    moniker on
  • BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    No Googles for me. *sad trombone*

    :(

    Sorry.

    BobCesca on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Mother has arrived. Managed not to die during the shopping (just). She has decided to stay 'till Friday.

    I'm sorry.

    It's not too bad, though I'm sure things will have started to really annoy me by Friday.

    It's japan who will probably want to kill both me and my Mum by Wednesday.

    For me it's about three days before my mother and I begin pissing each other off.
    No Googles for me. *sad trombone*

    Sorry.

    Thomamelas on
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    wait WHAT?

    you would fuck the main dude from kick ass?

    he's not cutely awkward

    he's not delightfully nerdy

    he's just fucking weird and uncomfortable and not very nice on the senses

    See organ this is why we're straight dudes.

    About as straight as Verne Troyer's spine.

    amateurhour on
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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I will fuck the Kick Ass dude




    I will fuck the Kick Ass dude.

    follow your dreams

    Look were I to dream of fucking a male celeb it would be Clive Owen or Gerard Butler

    Kick Ass dude is good looking in his way but he's too pretty

    Wash on
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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    Well, hopefully, I'll get a job at the game startup that I've been eyeing. Makes that decision easy.

    Premier kakos on
  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I will fuck the Kick Ass dude




    I will fuck the Kick Ass dude.

    follow your dreams

    Look were I to dream of fucking a male celeb it would be Clive Owen or Gerard Butler

    Kick Ass dude is good looking in his way but he's too pretty

    Ewan McGregor.

    moniker on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    moniker wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I will fuck the Kick Ass dude




    I will fuck the Kick Ass dude.

    follow your dreams

    Look were I to dream of fucking a male celeb it would be Clive Owen or Gerard Butler

    Kick Ass dude is good looking in his way but he's too pretty

    Ewan McGregor.

    Avery Brooks

    Thomamelas on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    moniker wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I will fuck the Kick Ass dude




    I will fuck the Kick Ass dude.

    follow your dreams

    Look were I to dream of fucking a male celeb it would be Clive Owen or Gerard Butler

    Kick Ass dude is good looking in his way but he's too pretty

    Ewan McGregor.

    He is right in the middle, between pretty and manly. It is a comfortable position to be in.

    Wash on
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  • BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Mother has arrived. Managed not to die during the shopping (just). She has decided to stay 'till Friday.

    I'm sorry.

    It's not too bad, though I'm sure things will have started to really annoy me by Friday.

    It's japan who will probably want to kill both me and my Mum by Wednesday.

    For me it's about three days before my mother and I begin pissing each other off.

    Me and my Mum actually get on pretty well. It'll just be the oddness of having someone else in the house and having to plan around that.

    BobCesca on
  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I will fuck the Kick Ass dude




    I will fuck the Kick Ass dude.

    follow your dreams

    Look were I to dream of fucking a male celeb it would be Clive Owen or Gerard Butler

    Kick Ass dude is good looking in his way but he's too pretty

    Ugh. Clive Owen? Really? I thought you had better taste than that.

    Premier kakos on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Oh

    Jensen Ackles

    Wash on
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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Mother has arrived. Managed not to die during the shopping (just). She has decided to stay 'till Friday.

    I'm sorry.

    It's not too bad, though I'm sure things will have started to really annoy me by Friday.

    It's japan who will probably want to kill both me and my Mum by Wednesday.

    For me it's about three days before my mother and I begin pissing each other off.

    Me and my Mum actually get on pretty well. It'll just be the oddness of having someone else in the house and having to plan around that.

    Ah, well good for you then.

    Thomamelas on
  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I will fuck the Kick Ass dude




    I will fuck the Kick Ass dude.

    follow your dreams

    Look were I to dream of fucking a male celeb it would be Clive Owen or Gerard Butler

    Kick Ass dude is good looking in his way but he's too pretty

    Ewan McGregor.

    Avery Brooks

    Ian McKellen. I'd want a man with experience (both in age and actually being gay).

    Premier kakos on
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    You know what pisses me off? That we don't have a standard in blogs for whether "Next" means "more recent posts" or "next page in older posts; i.e., more posts older than these ones"

    Podly on
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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    George Clooney

    Silas Brown on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I will fuck the Kick Ass dude




    I will fuck the Kick Ass dude.

    follow your dreams

    Look were I to dream of fucking a male celeb it would be Clive Owen or Gerard Butler

    Kick Ass dude is good looking in his way but he's too pretty

    Ugh. Clive Owen? Really? I thought you had better taste than that.

    I like 'em rugged and manly. Maybe these days he's not looking so great, but back when he did Croupier, or those BMW commercials, or even Bourne Identity, dayum. Also, Pierce Brosnan. Especially Pierce Brosnan in Mrs. Doubtfire or Goldeneye. He's still good now, but back then? Unf.

    Wash on
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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    Colm Meaney. [tiny]I love you, Mori[/tiny]

    Premier kakos on
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    You know what pisses me off? That we don't have a standard in blogs for whether "Next" means "more recent posts" or "next page in older posts; i.e., more posts older than these ones"

    Really, I've always taken it to mean that next is newer, while previous is older, and that's when it isn't clearly labeled by the VCR directional buttons.

    That might just be more for webcomics though.

    amateurhour on
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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2010
    preach apparently this is what's 'in' right now

    fagass.png

    strongly considering just giving up if some weird, bad-haired nerd with a grating, nasally voice in cheap lycra is this fuckable

    Organichu on
  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Raiden333 on
    There was a steam sig here. It's gone now.
  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2010
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I will fuck the Kick Ass dude




    I will fuck the Kick Ass dude.

    follow your dreams

    Look were I to dream of fucking a male celeb it would be Clive Owen or Gerard Butler

    Kick Ass dude is good looking in his way but he's too pretty

    Ugh. Clive Owen? Really? I thought you had better taste than that.

    I like 'em rugged and manly. Maybe these days he's not looking so great, but back when he did Croupier, or those BMW commercials, or even Bourne Identity, dayum. Also, Pierce Brosnan. Especially Pierce Brosnan in Mrs. Doubtfire or Goldeneye. He's still good now, but back then? Unf.

    Ugh. Clive Owen is quite possibly the worst actor ever. I hates him so much.

    Premier kakos on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I will fuck the Kick Ass dude




    I will fuck the Kick Ass dude.

    follow your dreams

    Look were I to dream of fucking a male celeb it would be Clive Owen or Gerard Butler

    Kick Ass dude is good looking in his way but he's too pretty

    Ewan McGregor.

    Avery Brooks

    Ian McKellen. I'd want a man with experience (both in age and actually being gay).

    A little old for my tastes. Send me back in time and I'd agree.
    George Clooney

    Too cliche.
    Also, Pierce Brosnan. Especially Pierce Brosnan in Mrs. Doubtfire or Goldeneye. He's still good now, but back then? Unf.

    Hmm...Brosnan in Remington Steele. So smug you just wanna fuck it out of him.

    Thomamelas on
  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    You know what pisses me off? That we don't have a standard in blogs for whether "Next" means "more recent posts" or "next page in older posts; i.e., more posts older than these ones"

    Nor whether the older post button should be on the right or the left. It is annoying.

    moniker on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Oh

    Jensen Ackles

    Only if he serenaded me with some Bon Jovi.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Colm Meaney. [tiny]I love you, Mori[/tiny]

    <3

    Silas Brown on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I will fuck the Kick Ass dude




    I will fuck the Kick Ass dude.

    follow your dreams

    Look were I to dream of fucking a male celeb it would be Clive Owen or Gerard Butler

    Kick Ass dude is good looking in his way but he's too pretty

    Ugh. Clive Owen? Really? I thought you had better taste than that.

    I like 'em rugged and manly. Maybe these days he's not looking so great, but back when he did Croupier, or those BMW commercials, or even Bourne Identity, dayum. Also, Pierce Brosnan. Especially Pierce Brosnan in Mrs. Doubtfire or Goldeneye. He's still good now, but back then? Unf.

    Ugh. Clive Owen is quite possibly the worst actor ever. I hates him so much.

    He's actually a pretty damn good actor, I think you just haven't seen enough of his work to get a decent impression of him.

    Wash on
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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2010
    i bet ian mckellen gives an amazing blowob

    Organichu on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    preach apparently this is what's 'in' right now

    fagass.png

    strongly considering just giving up if some weird, bad-haired nerd with a grating, nasally voice in cheap lycra is this fuckable

    Well remember who is finding him attractive and adjust your expectations Organ. I mean honestly, to me Tom Selleck is the pinnacle of sexy.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Oh

    Jensen Ackles

    Only if he serenaded me with Eye of the Tiger

    Wash on
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