Six Class D Personnel with backgrounds as convicted sex offenders are to be assigned to SCP-231-7 each month for the purposes of carrying out Procedure 110-Montauk.
SCP-343, colloquially nicknamed 'God' by the staff here, looks like an older man, although his features are different to each observer. In my first talk with him, he claimed outright to be the creator of the universe. When I asked him to prove this, he laughed, walked through the wall of the chamber, and returned seconds later with a hamburger in his hand.
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I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
SCP-354-15: Feline-esque creature composed of a blue-hued crystalline structure later revealed to be ice. Was able to jump above the walled enclosure and was agile enough to dodge most gunfire. Was actively hostile and mauled any personnel that engaged it. Subject engaged SCP-354-16 upon its emergence from the pool and was terminated in the fight.
SCP-354-16: Feline-esque creature composed of a dark red-black stone later revealed to be partially solidified magma. Gunfire proved mostly ineffective against its hide. Was not hostile to personnel and did not attempt to escape the walled enclosure until being engaged by SCP-354-15. Successfully terminated SCP-354-15 and grew less active as its body cooled. After fully solidifying and having remained motionless since, subject was moved to Dr. ██████'s office for aesthetic purposes.
Six Class D Personnel with backgrounds as convicted sex offenders are to be assigned to SCP-231-7 each month for the purposes of carrying out Procedure 110-Montauk.
i dont even
Oh, 231
Nobody is prepared for that one
I guess I sort of get the "fill in the blanks" idea.
But then I have no idea what is wrong with 231-7 and assume
Also, while it takes quite a bit longer to read than most articles, I really like SCP-093 and its associated test logs at the bottom of the article. You could almost write a novel out of that.
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SCP-354-15: Feline-esque creature composed of a blue-hued crystalline structure later revealed to be ice. Was able to jump above the walled enclosure and was agile enough to dodge most gunfire. Was actively hostile and mauled any personnel that engaged it. Subject engaged SCP-354-16 upon its emergence from the pool and was terminated in the fight.
SCP-354-16: Feline-esque creature composed of a dark red-black stone later revealed to be partially solidified magma. Gunfire proved mostly ineffective against its hide. Was not hostile to personnel and did not attempt to escape the walled enclosure until being engaged by SCP-354-15. Successfully terminated SCP-354-15 and grew less active as its body cooled. After fully solidifying and having remained motionless since, subject was moved to Dr. ██████'s office for aesthetic purposes.
I swear I read this and was like
"Oh it's a pool that makes murderous pokemans"
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Yeah, the best ones are the ones that somehow incorporate weird events from real life history, like that one and the entry for the knife that killed Kitty Genovese that I posted earlier.
SCP 979: Refers to itself as SE++. Appears to be a combination of various sentient personas, which it calls posters. Capable of communication via any internet-enabled device.
Has driven several Class-4 employees insane.
Attempts to destroy it with even the deadliest of SCP's have failed.
My one dislike about this site is that since it refers to things by numbers almost everywhere, whenever it goes "don't cross SCP-XXX with SCP-YYY" I gotta go ugh and reread SCP-XXX to remember what it's talking about.
there's some sort of monster in 231, waiting to be born. Rape prevents it from emerging
they were talking about an apocalypse so i'm fairly certain that its not just A monster, but the antichrist. or at least a gateway to hell
My best guess is that it's an innocence thing.
The "seven seals" can only be born from an innocent and she has to be brutally raped or otherwise completely emotionally distraught and forcibly emasculated to prevent it. The article talks about her starting to become accustomed to the "procedure" so it's not working any more so they give her an amnesiac so that it's an entirely new horror to her every week. It's not the rape itself that prevents it, it's the horror of her plight
I had 2 I never got to the writing stage
One was a boy who harbored a parasite which replaced his blood and is using him as a cocoon of sorts
The other was a creature that feeds on DNA and as it stalks it's prey over it's life cycle it becomes some sort of insectiod ish clone.
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The termination experiments on the unkillable lizard linked on the first page are pretty entertaining, if only because I imagine it as godzilla that yells obscenities at anything trying to kill it.
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Oh, 231
Nobody is prepared for that one
835, on the other hand, is a bit off-putting
Like the Rope To Heaven
Or fuckin God
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-144
I guess I sort of get the "fill in the blanks" idea.
But then I have no idea what is wrong with 231-7 and assume
it took me like three days and I got to like 700
TRUE STORY
It's one of the better ones, I think
I swear I read this and was like
"Oh it's a pool that makes murderous pokemans"
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My favorite gateway to hell is http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-616
oh hey, it's the bloop
nice incorporation of
Seven brides, Seven Seals
Each one worst than the last, and she's number 7
I don't think anyone really understands the appeal.
Not even the fans.
It's simply very amusing for reasons unknown.
but I get to the point where I think "What'll you write about?" and I just kinda go duuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh
The Heat Death Of Human Interaction
I was reading their FAQ page for new members, and to be honest they seem like they're kind of hostile
But they produce some pretty cool stuff as a community, so I guess I shouldn't question their methods!
like how many people see this and go MAN IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS TO MAKE AN ARTICLE ABOUT A MAGIC DICK
and how many times could you delete that shit before it embittered you
Has driven several Class-4 employees insane.
Attempts to destroy it with even the deadliest of SCP's have failed.
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-10101-j
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-014-j
I got Bel-Air'd
Like Super Jail meets Warehouse 13/Fringe
yeah, they got pretty angry
They confined him because no one could beat his kung fu.
bruce lee jumped to the moon
that is where he is
My best guess is that it's an innocence thing.
entirely fucked up.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
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edit: FUCK YOU CENT
One was a boy who harbored a parasite which replaced his blood and is using him as a cocoon of sorts
The other was a creature that feeds on DNA and as it stalks it's prey over it's life cycle it becomes some sort of insectiod ish clone.