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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Didgeridoo wrote: »
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-231 - An example of how something is scarier when you make up its details for yourself.

    Oh holy shit
    Six Class D Personnel with backgrounds as convicted sex offenders are to be assigned to SCP-231-7 each month for the purposes of carrying out Procedure 110-Montauk.

    i dont even

    Oh, 231
    Nobody is prepared for that one

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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    eh, 231 isn't that bad

    835, on the other hand, is a bit off-putting

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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I kind of like the more mundane ones myself

    Like the Rope To Heaven

    Or fuckin God

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Harrier do you have links to those

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  • WearingglassesWearingglasses Of the friendly neighborhood variety Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-343
    SCP-343, colloquially nicknamed 'God' by the staff here, looks like an older man, although his features are different to each observer. In my first talk with him, he claimed outright to be the creator of the universe. When I asked him to prove this, he laughed, walked through the wall of the chamber, and returned seconds later with a hamburger in his hand.

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    bloodlake rules
    SCP-354-15: Feline-esque creature composed of a blue-hued crystalline structure later revealed to be ice. Was able to jump above the walled enclosure and was agile enough to dodge most gunfire. Was actively hostile and mauled any personnel that engaged it. Subject engaged SCP-354-16 upon its emergence from the pool and was terminated in the fight.

    SCP-354-16: Feline-esque creature composed of a dark red-black stone later revealed to be partially solidified magma. Gunfire proved mostly ineffective against its hide. Was not hostile to personnel and did not attempt to escape the walled enclosure until being engaged by SCP-354-15. Successfully terminated SCP-354-15 and grew less active as its body cooled. After fully solidifying and having remained motionless since, subject was moved to Dr. ██████'s office for aesthetic purposes.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Didgeridoo wrote: »
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-231 - An example of how something is scarier when you make up its details for yourself.

    Oh holy shit
    Six Class D Personnel with backgrounds as convicted sex offenders are to be assigned to SCP-231-7 each month for the purposes of carrying out Procedure 110-Montauk.

    i dont even

    Oh, 231
    Nobody is prepared for that one

    I guess I sort of get the "fill in the blanks" idea.

    But then I have no idea what is wrong with 231-7 and assume
    rape calms her down?

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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I think
    there's some sort of monster in 231, waiting to be born. Rape prevents it from emerging

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    once I sat down and decided to read through these in order

    it took me like three days and I got to like 700

    TRUE STORY

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Also, while it takes quite a bit longer to read than most articles, I really like SCP-093 and its associated test logs at the bottom of the article. You could almost write a novel out of that.

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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I was just reading 93 a little while ago

    It's one of the better ones, I think

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    bloodlake rules
    SCP-354-15: Feline-esque creature composed of a blue-hued crystalline structure later revealed to be ice. Was able to jump above the walled enclosure and was agile enough to dodge most gunfire. Was actively hostile and mauled any personnel that engaged it. Subject engaged SCP-354-16 upon its emergence from the pool and was terminated in the fight.

    SCP-354-16: Feline-esque creature composed of a dark red-black stone later revealed to be partially solidified magma. Gunfire proved mostly ineffective against its hide. Was not hostile to personnel and did not attempt to escape the walled enclosure until being engaged by SCP-354-15. Successfully terminated SCP-354-15 and grew less active as its body cooled. After fully solidifying and having remained motionless since, subject was moved to Dr. ██████'s office for aesthetic purposes.

    I swear I read this and was like

    "Oh it's a pool that makes murderous pokemans"

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  • TheExAmTheExAm Gerrymandered your districts Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    BugBoy wrote: »
    I think
    there's some sort of monster in 231, waiting to be born. Rape prevents it from emerging
    they were talking about an apocalypse so i'm fairly certain that its not just A monster, but the antichrist. or at least a gateway to hell

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    BugBoy wrote: »
    I think
    there's some sort of monster in 231, waiting to be born. Rape prevents it from emerging
    they were talking about an apocalypse so i'm fairly certain that its not just A monster, but the antichrist. or at least a gateway to hell

    My favorite gateway to hell is http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-616

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »

    oh hey, it's the bloop

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Yeah, the best ones are the ones that somehow incorporate weird events from real life history, like that one and the entry for the knife that killed Kitty Genovese that I posted earlier.

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »

    nice incorporation of
    the Bloop

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    BugBoy wrote: »
    I think
    there's some sort of monster in 231, waiting to be born. Rape prevents it from emerging
    they were talking about an apocalypse so i'm fairly certain that its not just A monster, but the antichrist. or at least a gateway to hell

    Seven brides, Seven Seals

    Each one worst than the last, and she's number 7

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    I do not understand the appeal of tvtropes in the slightest

    at least these have fun little stories attached sometimes

    I don't think anyone really understands the appeal.

    Not even the fans.

    It's simply very amusing for reasons unknown.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I've considering making an entry or two a few times in my day

    but I get to the point where I think "What'll you write about?" and I just kinda go duuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Try to write one about SE++

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Try to write one about SE++

    The Heat Death Of Human Interaction

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  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I've considering making an entry or two a few times in my day

    but I get to the point where I think "What'll you write about?" and I just kinda go duuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh

    I was reading their FAQ page for new members, and to be honest they seem like they're kind of hostile

    But they produce some pretty cool stuff as a community, so I guess I shouldn't question their methods!

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I can understand hostile

    like how many people see this and go MAN IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS TO MAKE AN ARTICLE ABOUT A MAGIC DICK

    and how many times could you delete that shit before it embittered you

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    SCP 979: Refers to itself as SE++. Appears to be a combination of various sentient personas, which it calls posters. Capable of communication via any internet-enabled device.

    Has driven several Class-4 employees insane.

    Attempts to destroy it with even the deadliest of SCP's have failed.

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  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    My one dislike about this site is that since it refers to things by numbers almost everywhere, whenever it goes "don't cross SCP-XXX with SCP-YYY" I gotta go ugh and reread SCP-XXX to remember what it's talking about.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Hahaha god dammit
    I got Bel-Air'd

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I would watch a bat shit crazy TV show based on this.

    Like Super Jail meets Warehouse 13/Fringe

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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I can understand hostile

    like how many people see this and go MAN IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS TO MAKE AN ARTICLE ABOUT A MAGIC DICK

    and how many times could you delete that shit before it embittered you

    yeah, they got pretty angry

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    There should be an SCP which is basically Bruce Lee.

    They confined him because no one could beat his kung fu.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    but that's impossible

    bruce lee jumped to the moon

    that is where he is

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I'm sure an organization like this is in possession of at least one secret moon base.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    BugBoy wrote: »
    I think
    there's some sort of monster in 231, waiting to be born. Rape prevents it from emerging
    they were talking about an apocalypse so i'm fairly certain that its not just A monster, but the antichrist. or at least a gateway to hell

    My best guess is that it's an innocence thing.
    The "seven seals" can only be born from an innocent and she has to be brutally raped or otherwise completely emotionally distraught and forcibly emasculated to prevent it. The article talks about her starting to become accustomed to the "procedure" so it's not working any more so they give her an amnesiac so that it's an entirely new horror to her every week. It's not the rape itself that prevents it, it's the horror of her plight

    entirely fucked up.

    #pipe on
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    but that's impossible

    bruce lee jumped to the moon

    that is where he is

    Special SCP Foundation Moon Base 1
    edit: FUCK YOU CENT

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I had 2 I never got to the writing stage
    One was a boy who harbored a parasite which replaced his blood and is using him as a cocoon of sorts

    The other was a creature that feeds on DNA and as it stalks it's prey over it's life cycle it becomes some sort of insectiod ish clone.

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  • FlatEricFlatEric Leaves from the vine, Falling so slow Like fragile, tiny shells, Drifting in the foamRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    The termination experiments on the unkillable lizard linked on the first page are pretty entertaining, if only because I imagine it as godzilla that yells obscenities at anything trying to kill it.

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