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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    BugBoy wrote: »
    I think
    there's some sort of monster in 231, waiting to be born. Rape prevents it from emerging
    they were talking about an apocalypse so i'm fairly certain that its not just A monster, but the antichrist. or at least a gateway to hell

    My best guess is that it's an innocence thing.
    The "seven seals" can only be born from an innocent and she has to be brutally raped or otherwise completely emotionally distraught and forcibly emasculated to prevent it. The article talks about her starting to become accustomed to the "procedure" so it's not working any more so they give her an amnesiac so that it's an entirely new horror to her every week. It's not the rape itself that prevents it, it's the horror of her plight

    entirely fucked up.
    Actually I think that last part was just the Doctor who's in charge of her starting to enjoy raping her, and getting off on her fear D:

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    DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Subject 661

    Ha ha, the requests bit at the end is pure gold

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    OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    anyways, everyone knows http://www.lexicanum.com/ is the king of wikipedia style time wasters

    I got so bored last summer that I made a drinking game for this. Hit random page, and everytime you get something you know about or have already seen, you drink.

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    FlatEricFlatEric Leaves from the vine, Falling so slow Like fragile, tiny shells, Drifting in the foamRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    SCP-807

    I want to know what it made!

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Warhammer is something that I've just never been able to care about

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Warhammer is something that I've just never been able to care about

    too bad for you

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    oh man
    I hear from The Internet that Grey Knights are due for a new codex

    in which case they are going to become my third 40k army and I will love them forever

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Warhammer is something that I've just never been able to care about

    too bad for you
    Add it to the list

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    grey knights, internet dudes

    grey knights

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    AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    This one is my favorite creepy one, because I hate bugs.

    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-439

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    grey knights, internet dudes

    grey knights
    I don't know what that means!

    But they are the same color as me so they can't be all bad

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Gk2.jpg

    I have always hesitated at buying an army of grey knights
    but oh god I have so many boners for them

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I think my personal favorite is the proposed entry for SCP-001 which implies that the very first entity catalogued was the angel that stands at the gates of Eden and that it told the founder of the SCP foundation to begin the whole project in preparation for some future catastrophe

    Very cool.

    I like this site but now I will be on it all night.

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    DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Aistan wrote: »
    This one is my favorite creepy one, because I hate bugs.

    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-439

    scp439.jpg

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    need to edit a little bug crawling into reginald's mouth

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Didgeridoo wrote: »
    Subject 661

    Ha ha, the requests bit at the end is pure gold

    Is that that Rene Rivkin douchebag?

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    TheExAmTheExAm Gerrymandered your districts Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I'm sure an organization like this is in possession of at least one secret moon base.
    Ask and ye shall receive.

    SCP-120, Location 11.

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Honestly, moreso than some of the things stored, the way they just kill their lower-level personnel by the hundreds is kind of creepy. Very cruel, despite the fact that the D-Level Personnel all seem to be criminals.
    They'll break a young boy's leg and broadcast his screams of pain through the intercoms when the Old Man gets loose, so that he'll be lured to the boy to kill him and they can incapacitate him.

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    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    My god

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    Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I really like this one, too:

    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-033

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    yeah, most class Ds are on death row or something similar.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    fuuuuuuck THAT
    that%20man.jpg

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    trentsteel wrote: »
    fuuuuuuck THAT
    that%20man.jpg

    fuck I got chills

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    FUCK YOU DUDE

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    FlatEricFlatEric Leaves from the vine, Falling so slow Like fragile, tiny shells, Drifting in the foamRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    trentsteel wrote: »
    fuuuuuuck THAT
    that%20man.jpg

    Dammit trent

    he needs a friend
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    DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    That bears more than a passing resemblance to Strongbad

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    FUCK THAT thing too fuck that if there is one I wish I didn't read it was that one with the spray-painted thing you have to constantly look at or it snaps your neck.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    oh god I love this one

    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-097

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Weaver wrote: »

    I hadn't read that one before
    I like it

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Weaver wrote: »

    That's a good one, and a nice relief from all the evil horrible things on that site.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    SCP-990: [after a long pause] Doctor, I believe you have the wrong impression about me.

    Dr. ██████████: How so?

    SCP-990: I'm not the bad guy here.

    Dr. ██████████: I wasn't aware that there was a "bad guy" involved.

    SCP-990: Oh, there is.

    Dr. ██████████: Who?

    SCP-990: [another long pause] SCP nine thousand and nine.

    Dr. ██████████: There is no SCP with that designation, and there won't be for some time.

    SCP-990: Well of course not. She hasn't even been born yet, much less classified by your Foundation.

    Dr. ██████████: Is this another prediction?

    SCP-990: This is your wake-up call.

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    FlatEricFlatEric Leaves from the vine, Falling so slow Like fragile, tiny shells, Drifting in the foamRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    My favorite bit from the site is still this excerpt from the invincible lizard experimentation logs.
    Item: One ordinary human child

    Tissue Test Record:
    n/a

    Termination Test Record:
    Child began to scream and cry when SCP-682 was introduced into the cell. Subject was immediately and messily devoured by SCP-682.

    Notes: Okay, so that didn't work so well. Maybe the fact that the kid was crying made 682 perceive it as hostile intent… Guest Researcher Dr. W
    Item: One ordinary human child, drugged to cancel extreme emotional reaction

    Tissue Test Record:
    n/a

    Termination Test Record:
    Child stood and smiled, giggling at SCP-682 with no sign of fear. SCP-682 devoured the subject messily.

    Notes: Hmmm… maybe we can try that again. I'm sure somewhere out there there's a kid who'll make friends with it like SCP-053 did… Guest Researcher Dr. W
    Item: Guest Researcher Dr. W

    Tissue Test Record:
    n/a

    Termination Test Record:
    Subject screamed in terror and pounded on the door to the test facility, begging to be let out. SCP-682 devoured it messily three minutes after being introduced.

    Notes: Fucking sadistic asshole. I've got no sympathy for that moron whatsoever. Introducing children to this fucking monster? What the hell… Assistant Director Clef
    Item: A bunch of flowers

    Tissue Test Record:
    n/a

    Termination Test Record:
    Flowers tossed into room. SCP-682 eyed flowers suspiciously, then ground them to a fine powder

    Notes: Was the hope here that it would go into anaphylactic shock, or that the flowers would sweeten its mood? Either way, the researcher in question has been reassigned to paperwork.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
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    JintorJintor Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    FlatEric wrote: »
    My favorite bit from the site is still this excerpt from the invincible lizard experimentation logs.

    If you look at the page logs, you'll note that a guest actually wrote those two children logs (this was back when they still allowed guests to edit), and then existing edit guy Clef wrote the following one and banned his IP. I think.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-701

    This one is about a play called The Hanged King's Tragedy.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
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    LuxLux Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    This is an amazing site. There is some quality creativity here, someone should license some of these ideas.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
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