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edited May 2010
The process of transformation has been described as excruciatingly painful. The initial bonding process causes tissue damage similar to third-degree burns, penetrating into subcutaneous fat and muscle tissue in rare cases. The "wave" described in the second stage causes extreme nausea and vomiting, along with feeling similar to burning across the skin and through internal organs. Restructuring of the nervous system causes intense stimulation of all sensory nerves, including those that transmit pain and sexual arousal. The third-stage process of transformation has a failure rate of approximately 25%. In about half of failed transformation, partial or complete obliteration of the genitals is experienced, along with lacerations of the skin and abdominal organs as they transform at slightly different rates. An additional half of failed cases result in death of the subject by severe organ trauma or internal bleeding, or partial or complete paralysis. Minor tissue damage, usually to the skin, occurs in nearly 75% of all cases. The failure rate increases exponentially for multiple exposures, often resulting in permanent damage even after successful transformation. Note that there is a significant risk of [DATA EXPUNGED] after multiple exposures.
WeaverWho are you?What do you want?Registered Userregular
edited May 2010
watched the new star trek last night again and noticed a couple of things
When Checkov is laying out his plan to sneak on the Narada, he says "If Mr. Scott can get to warp factor 4..." Readout on the viewscreen behind them reads warp 4.3 and accelerating
Then later as Kirk is sneaking though the ship, before he runs into Nero, towards the bottom of the screen you can see him holding the Romulan gun that he later gets when he goes all "I got your gun" on Ayel
Probably the best termination story on that site. It's about Dr. Kondraki's termination of a very cliche vampire.
682 (The unkillable lizard) gets loose, fun abounds.
EXCERPT FROM POST-INCIDENT INTERVIEW 083-CLEF-01
Interviewer: Seriously? No mistakes?
Clef: I can't really see that Dr. Kondraki made any mistakes in his termination protocol up to this point, no.
Interviewer: Seriously?
Clef: None at all. He had a primary kill mechanism, a backup plan, and a tertiary plan as well. The fact that his plan didn't survive first contact with the enemy wasn't his fault. The deaths of MTF-Rho-2 were a sad and unforeseeable consequence of the Euclid-class SCiPs being moved…
Interviewer: I see. So tell me, Dr. Clef, what if all of this wasn't part of some plan, and he'd been making it up as he went along?
Clef: <laughs> In that case, sir, I'd say that Dr. Kondraki was a suicidal fool. But he certainly wouldn't have…
Interviewer: …
Clef: … he did?
Interviewer: I have here a copy of Dr. Kondraki's termination procedure proposal. Step one is his plan to use cat urine and a pistol loaded with silver bullets. Backup plans two, three, four, And five are listed as, and I quote, 'Wing It,' 'Make Something Up,' 'Cross That Bridge When I Come To It,' and 'Put My Head Between My Knees And Kiss My Ass Goodbye.'
"This can't be real" was my first thought. Then I checked the source: The Guatemalan government. What you are looking at here is a sinkhole that just appeared in the Zone 2 of Ciudad de Guatemala. And it's very real.
A sinkhole is a natural depression caused by the removal of soil by water. This process can happen slowly, but sometimes the land just cracks open. In this case, the sinkhole happened suddenly. It was caused by massive waterfall from tropical storm Agatha, which is now hitting the area.
Sinkholes can go from slow depressions to apparently never ending holes like this one. Luckily, it happened in a street intersection and there are no victims.
Damnit, I assumed that sinkhole wasnt real. Silly SCP's.
But apparently it is. Did that happen today? or has it only just been reported.
EDIT: That picture of a goddamn endless hole means that I am now thinking about dwarf fortress. I mean jesus how big is the cavern underneath that thing.
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gah
I love the fact that rather and pretend they never got posted they kill them in fantastically elaborate fashions
the last bit is hilarious
AUCH GOD UNBLINKING BLACK EYED KID NOOOO
this is up there with the asthma cube when it comes to shit that freaks me out
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i especially recommend perusing the keter section at night
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Keter is the designation for the objects that are fully willing and able to cause the destruction of all life on earth
Chekov's Gun
Then later as Kirk is sneaking though the ship, before he runs into Nero, towards the bottom of the screen you can see him holding the Romulan gun that he later gets when he goes all "I got your gun" on Ayel
Probably the best termination story on that site. It's about Dr. Kondraki's termination of a very cliche vampire.
682 (The unkillable lizard) gets loose, fun abounds.
he he
that is amazing
They've come through
you either swim....or you sink
YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
But apparently it is. Did that happen today? or has it only just been reported.
EDIT: That picture of a goddamn endless hole means that I am now thinking about dwarf fortress. I mean jesus how big is the cavern underneath that thing.
I hate to think about kids daring each other to spit a loogy in the pit or something
:^:
Alternate: someone photoshop some goatse on to it
Link to the Experiment Log is in the article there. My favorite part: