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[Phalla] Phalla All-Stars (Mafia Victory)
adventfalls
Why would you wish to know?Registered User regular
Why would you wish to know?Registered User regular
They came from all over. Some were returning to well-tread ground.
Others had already arrived, waiting to greet their fellow players.
Still more had no idea what they were getting into.
But they were the elites of the game. They were the best of the best. They were...
Welcome to Phalla All-Stars, where the best players of today go up against their forebears and a slew of up-and-comers! Of course, no game of Phalla is complete without a mafia, and the best (or most infamous) players are rearing to prove why they're deserving of the title 'Greatest Phallateer'.
Rules
Standard Rules apply. No sharing of host-provided PMs via screenshots and direct quotation, no anonymous communication, no communication with the dead. I must be linked and allowed access to all proboards.
Voting
Unless otherwise specified, there is only one vote- the Red vote. The person with the most red votes will be removed from the game (barring shenanigans) in some ironic fashion, or in whatever fashion I feel like.
Standard Mechanics
Standard Phalla mechanics apply in that there is no HP. BE WARNED- Less-than-popular game mechanics are in effect.
Sign-Up
To notify the host (that is me) that you wish to play, post in Lime.
Activity Requirements
Players are expected to post at least once a day, as well as vote everyday. Failure to vote twice will result in your removal from the game.
Role PMs
Players will be playing as those who have played Phalla in the past. Let's provide a sample PM here; pretending that Ecco received the following PM:
----
You are Bandwagon!
This is a sample PM.
Abilities:
-[Instruct]: Teach the players about their Role PMs
Faction: Example
Win Condition: Instruct the people playing this game how things work.
----
Ecco would then be playing the role of Bandwagon. Abilities and faction are self-explanatory, as is the win-condition. Be advised people may have multiple win-conditions...
(Note: Bandwagon is not an actual role.)
Ecco WAS Bandwagon (Sample Role), achieved win condition, Day 0
This is how people will appear in narration. Self-explanatory. Also, Ecco just won. For serious.
Clarifications
All clarifications, whether asked through PM or posted in thread, must be in orange. Failure to follow this guideline or asking for a clarification will result in a....
CLARIFICATION DENIED
(God I missed that)
This game is built for 60 people, but that's.... more of a guideline. Vote close is at 10:30 PM EST.
Narrations:
Day 0
Day 1
Day 2
Day 3
Day 4
Day 5
Day 6
Day 7
Day 8
Day 9
Day 10
Day 11
Day 12
Final Day: 13
Role PMs
The (Minor) Victories
Post-Game, Part 1
Post-Game, Part 2
Clarifications:
What happens in the event of a tied vote?
-First past the post.
Are roles independent of alignment?
-CLARIFICATION DENIED
Is it possible to play as yourself?
-Yes. Don't count on it, though.
Mafia got cover roles, right? =p
-Do you honestly think I'd be that much a dick three times in a row?
Are host communications trustworthy?
-Yes.
Are our masons guaranteed to share our win conditions?
-Yes.
Players were replaced in order that they notified me of impending removal of game.
-Svenska = enlightenedbum
-Dogbone = crimson
Are thralls and millers in play?
-Possibly.
Others had already arrived, waiting to greet their fellow players.
Still more had no idea what they were getting into.
But they were the elites of the game. They were the best of the best. They were...
Welcome to Phalla All-Stars, where the best players of today go up against their forebears and a slew of up-and-comers! Of course, no game of Phalla is complete without a mafia, and the best (or most infamous) players are rearing to prove why they're deserving of the title 'Greatest Phallateer'.
Rules
Standard Rules apply. No sharing of host-provided PMs via screenshots and direct quotation, no anonymous communication, no communication with the dead. I must be linked and allowed access to all proboards.
Voting
Unless otherwise specified, there is only one vote- the Red vote. The person with the most red votes will be removed from the game (barring shenanigans) in some ironic fashion, or in whatever fashion I feel like.
Standard Mechanics
Standard Phalla mechanics apply in that there is no HP. BE WARNED- Less-than-popular game mechanics are in effect.
Sign-Up
To notify the host (that is me) that you wish to play, post in Lime.
Activity Requirements
Players are expected to post at least once a day, as well as vote everyday. Failure to vote twice will result in your removal from the game.
Role PMs
Players will be playing as those who have played Phalla in the past. Let's provide a sample PM here; pretending that Ecco received the following PM:
----
You are Bandwagon!
This is a sample PM.
Abilities:
-[Instruct]: Teach the players about their Role PMs
Faction: Example
Win Condition: Instruct the people playing this game how things work.
----
Ecco would then be playing the role of Bandwagon. Abilities and faction are self-explanatory, as is the win-condition. Be advised people may have multiple win-conditions...
(Note: Bandwagon is not an actual role.)
Ecco WAS Bandwagon (Sample Role), achieved win condition, Day 0
This is how people will appear in narration. Self-explanatory. Also, Ecco just won. For serious.
Clarifications
All clarifications, whether asked through PM or posted in thread, must be in orange. Failure to follow this guideline or asking for a clarification will result in a....
CLARIFICATION DENIED
(God I missed that)
This game is built for 60 people, but that's.... more of a guideline. Vote close is at 10:30 PM EST.
Narrations:
Day 0
Day 1
Day 2
Day 3
Day 4
Day 5
Day 6
Day 7
Day 8
Day 9
Day 10
Day 11
Day 12
Final Day: 13
Role PMs
The (Minor) Victories
Post-Game, Part 1
Post-Game, Part 2
Clarifications:
What happens in the event of a tied vote?
-First past the post.
Are roles independent of alignment?
-CLARIFICATION DENIED
Is it possible to play as yourself?
-Yes. Don't count on it, though.
Mafia got cover roles, right? =p
-Do you honestly think I'd be that much a dick three times in a row?
Are host communications trustworthy?
-Yes.
Are our masons guaranteed to share our win conditions?
-Yes.
Players were replaced in order that they notified me of impending removal of game.
-Svenska = enlightenedbum
-Dogbone = crimson
Are thralls and millers in play?
-Possibly.
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Posts
3. Infidel
7. Mr. Defecation
12. Capfalcon
31. Extermatott
37. REG Rysk
39. warban/Arivia (Part 2, Electric Boogaloo)
55. The_Reflection
61. AoR Final
75. ORANGE SODA
79. Aegis
80. B:L
83. Darian
Reserves:
1. Enlightenedbum
2. Crimsoncoyote
3. LemmingHead
4. Psolms
5. Niceguy Myeye
Day 0
-Robos A Go Go, failed to achieve win condition, MIND LAZER'D.
-Lucedes, failed to achieve win condition, GRUDGED.
-Zellpher, failed to achieve win condition, RIPPED TO SHREDS.
Day 1
-CJ Iwakura WAS Shalmelo (Mafia), died to the vote
-The Cow King WAS Winky (Old-School), beaten with Game Theory
-Infidel WAS Look Out It’s Sabs! (Spectrum Red, New Recruit to the God-Emperor’s Tank Brigade, Old-School), WTF SQUASHUA
-Romanqwerty WAS FrostMist (New School), IT’S THE MOTHERFUCKING KIRBO
-Rawkking Goodguy WAS robothero (Old School), Homing Chairs
-Jdarksun WAS Wildcat (Old School), taken down by the mafia
-Samurai6966 WAS Nocturne (Old School), shown the power of the Dark Side
Day 2
-Robos A Go Go WAS Oats (Old-School), Force-Lightning’d
-Demurist WAS Hippie (Even-Day Seer, Village Special), Death by hockey puck
-Rend WAS Phyphor (Contemporary), Homing Chair Strike!
-ronrab WAS Delmain (mafia), “won” the vote
-FunkyWaltDogg WAS KingMole (Contemporary), death by mafia mob
Day 3
-Teurican WAS Plutonium (Mafia), Voted out by the luckiest village ever
-Cheez WAS Dogbone33 (Contemporary), Squashua!
-Megatin WAS simonwolf (Old-School), OH FUCK KIRBO
-Shushnik WAS FunkyWaltDogg (Contemporary), the mafia strikes back
-kime WAS Darian (Mason, Village Special), Homing Chair!
Day 4
-LoserForHireX WAS TehSpectre (mafia), HOLY SHIT FOUR DAYS IN A ROW VOTE
-Phyphor WAS Orange Soda (Vigilante, Village Special), the mafia came a knockin'
-Spectrum WAS The_Reflection (Firestarter, Contemporary), and they came to kill
-Look Out It's Sabs WAS Aegis (Mason, Village Special), Homing Chair!
-Ohtsam WAS JaysonFour (New-School), INACTIVUS HUNGERS
-Gumpy WAS Svenska (New-School), shot through the heart by a femme fatale
Day 5:
-Rainfall WAS Squashua (Serial Killer/Unblockable), Five days guys? Really?
-Vagrant_winds WAS pigeonking (Contemporary), Homing chair to the face
-Winky WAS Ohtsam (Old-School), Ate shit and died
-Mr. Blarney WAS Megatin (New-School), All aboooooooard
-Delphinadaes WAS Zandracon (Contemporary), The Mafia Express
-CoreGoon WAS REG Rysk (New-School), INACTIVUS HUNGERS
Day 6:
-JaysonFour WAS ForceVoid (New-School), the vote finally missed
-Shanic WAS Garret Dorrgan (New-School), HOMING CHAIR
-Romantic Undead WAS MrBlarney (Old-School), GOOOOOOOOOOO
-chamberlain WAS Julius Caezure (Old-School), MAFIAAAAAAAAAAA
-Ringo WAS dunedainjedi (Old-School), killed by a femme fatale
Day 7:
-Toxic Toys WAS Spectrum (Mechanics Seer, Village Special), collected the red vote
-Sepah WAS thetheroo (Old-School), hand-picked by Lady Eri
-ForceVoid WAS psolms (Old-School), KIRBO!
-Ardor WAS DeluxeWalrus (New-School), shredded by the main cannon
-Lucedes WAS Alegis (Mason, Village Special), Team Mafia strikes with the speed of light!
-Burnage WAS Ringo (New-School), Surrender now or prepare to fight!
-Garret Dorigan WAS AoR_Final (Contemporary), Hit with a homing chair and then glovefucked
Day 8
-Taranis WAS Notch (New School), death by vote
-Ebfan WAS Seriously (Mafia), slain by a femme fatale
-The Anonymous WAS Gumpy (Busdriver, Village Special), Deactivated before the mafia dismantled him
-Simonwolf WAS Maximus (Old-School), Glovefucked
-Crimsoncoyote WAS Mr. Defecation (Contemporary), Eri chose... poorly
Day 9
-Frostmist WAS Vagrant_Winds (Contemporary), VOTE OR DIE MOTHERFUCKER
-TheLawinator WAS Frosteey (Old-School), KIRBO.... IS STILL HUNGRY and LADY ERI STILL AIMS POORLY
-daniant WAS jackisreal (New-School), TAAAAANK
-Zandracon WAS Infidel (Befriender, Spectrum Yellow), By the mafia’s great might
-LemmingHead WAS Delphinidaes (Contemporary), Crushed by mafia
-Wildcat WAS The Anonymous (New-School), Glovefucked
Day 10
-Thorgot WAS cheez (Mafia), ate the vote
-Psolms WAS SpectralSpork (Old-School), picked by Lady Eri
-pigeonking WAS CoreGoon (New-School), TAAAANK
-Bliss101 WAS ToxicToys (Even Day Guard, Village Special), Could not help himself
-Egos WAS Ebfan (Contemporary), Mafia’d
-enlightenedbum WAS Rawkking Goodguy and Lady Eri (Even Day Seer/Replacement, Vig, Village Special), Glovefucked
Day 11
-jackisreal WAS Sepah (Contemporary), Vote Or Die
-??? IS Kay WHO WAS Dunadan019’s Alt (???), HONK HONK-RBO!
-Buzz Buzz WAS Kime (Miller), You Are Alway Evil, Except When You Aren’t
-Malkor WAS Samurai6966 (Name Seer), You’re Just Not Evil
-DevoutlyApathetic WAS iamtheaznman (Old-School), Glovefucked
-Sir Fabulous WAS Egos (Odd Day Guard, Village Special), Tank was not busdriven
Day 12
-Frosteey WAS Sir Fabulous (New School), VOTE OR DIE
-Thetheroo WAS Houn (Contemporary), INACTIVUS
-Zellpher WAS Zot and Lady Eri (Vig), INACTIVUS
-Alegis WAS B:L (Odd Day Vig, Village Special), Mafia's not happy....
-shalmelo WAS Andrew Ryan (Old School), Not happy at all....
-Daius WAS Buzz Buzz (Old School), Tank Assault!
-Fiaryn WAS The Cow King (Contemporary, Tank Vig), Glovefucking Assault!
-Delmain WAS jdarksun (Contemporary), knocked off by the femme fatale
Victorious Players
-Ecco WAS Bandwagon (Sample Role), instructed players about Role PMs, Day 0
-lonelyahava WAS precisionk (God-Emperor), acknowledged as such, Day 2
-Arivia WAS Arivia (Bounty Hunter/Neutral), killed a grudge, Day 2
-Hippie WAS Bluestreak (Bluestreak), acknowledged as such, Day 2
-Dunadan019 WAS Dac Vin (Vote Immune/Manipulation), survived to the start of Day 5, Day 5
YES
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I'm totally fine with that. Whenever you reverse die everybody will be told you're evil.
I have to see that!