I would give my right arm to spend time in the kitchen with Gordon. Yes he is loud and abrasive but the man can cook his ass off. I would be honored to be called a donkey by that man.
he's a raging egomaniac cunt
you're more likely to learn something working with fucking rachel ray
If you ever meet Paula Dean tell her I'm will to divorce my wife to marry her.
you'll have to get through me
You'd both have to kill me
and good fuckin luck with that
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edited June 2010
Won't take much more than a liter of pre-mixed Bahama Mama
I love Gordon Ramsay and I love Hell's Kitchen and bless you Stale for making this thread.
I am severely unimpressed with this year's cast, although I have Ed and Ben up for Top 5 and Holli as the dark horse.
What's really fun is watching this back-to-back with Next Food Network Star, or conversely, right after you read Bourdain's book and realize yes....just about every cook worth his\her salt is a chain-smoking sociopath.
I would give my right arm to spend time in the kitchen with Gordon. Yes he is loud and abrasive but the man can cook his ass off. I would be honored to be called a donkey by that man.
he's a raging egomaniac cunt
you're more likely to learn something working with fucking rachel ray
I dunno. He seems a lot more even on his non-American shows, and I suspect he's even more so when the cameras are off.
They play up the mistakes they make on purpose, because the contestants really are awesome chefs (most have restaurants/awards/features in magazines already) and when they do things right, they do things right.
I can't watch that show without eating something, lest I drown in my own drool.
Man, I'd actually rather learn something from cooking shows.
I guess I just derive no enjoyment from seeing people criticising food when I just want to see awesome. I can get enough of hearing "this is shit" when I cook for myself.
Hell's Kitchen is more about Ramsay and why I decided to never get into professional cooking.
I know quite a few full-time pro cooks and executive chefs and many of them have said that it's not an act - to run a kitchen properly and successfully, you have to be an absolute ironclad asshole dictator.
If you've not read Anthony Bourdain's "Kitchen Confidential" - you should.
I would give my right arm to spend time in the kitchen with Gordon. Yes he is loud and abrasive but the man can cook his ass off. I would be honored to be called a donkey by that man.
he's a raging egomaniac cunt
you're more likely to learn something working with fucking rachel ray
I'd be too busy staring at her huge ass to learn anything.
The perfect woman.
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I would give my right arm to spend time in the kitchen with Gordon. Yes he is loud and abrasive but the man can cook his ass off. I would be honored to be called a donkey by that man.
he's a raging egomaniac cunt
you're more likely to learn something working with fucking rachel ray
I'd be too busy staring at her huge ass to learn anything.
Hell's Kitchen is more about Ramsay and why I decided to never get into professional cooking.
I know quite a few full-time pro cooks and executive chefs and many of them have said that it's not an act - to run a kitchen properly and successfully, you have to be an absolute ironclad asshole dictator.
If you've not read Anthony Bourdain's "Kitchen Confidential" - you should.
Sil I'm with you re: Reality Cooking(TM) shows. Give me a half hour of one person making a bunch of rad food, versus #s of Chefs competing and having some probably nice person edited to come across as a complete goose-lover critique the whole thing.
Edited - Although for some reason I still enjoy watching Iron Chef.
I lived in Savannah, Pauls Dean base of operations for three years, and every day I saw an endless line of Tourists waiting to get in there. They filled the sidewalks, and their buses blocked traffic. And the food is the retarded expensive, the wait staff hates you, and you wasted hours of your life for the privilege.
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I Ramsay so much. He just makes me laugh so hard when he yells at people. And I'm now extremely amused to hear him uncensored since I am so used to the bleeping now.
Also, yay new Top Chef season this month! On a different day of the week than Hell's Kitchen no less.
I lived in Savannah, Pauls Dean base of operations for three years, and every day I saw an endless line of Tourists waiting to get in there. They filled the sidewalks, and their buses blocked traffic. And the food is the retarded expensive, the wait staff hates you, and you wasted hours of your life for the privilege.
That being said, Paula Dean is the dreamiest heart-attack inducing woman in the world.
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You'd both have to kill me
and good fuckin luck with that
I am severely unimpressed with this year's cast, although I have Ed and Ben up for Top 5 and Holli as the dark horse.
What's really fun is watching this back-to-back with Next Food Network Star, or conversely, right after you read Bourdain's book and realize yes....just about every cook worth his\her salt is a chain-smoking sociopath.
Yes indeed.
And sometimes Kitchen Nightmares ends with the owners more pissed and set in their ways before.
Of course this means that they will fail in their business.
Which is always funny to watch on the later revisiting shows.
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I dunno.
I dunno. He seems a lot more even on his non-American shows, and I suspect he's even more so when the cameras are off.
for serious
You know she does the Oscar voice in bed too
You just know it
To clarify is that a turn on or turn off?
I'm not sure that clarification is necessary, regardless of outcome
think of the children.
So all the cast members this year are really fucking weird, yeah? And just how common is that Siobhan name? Pretty common according to reality TV!
Ramsey's shows are never about the food, really.
Just let me watch awesome chefs cooking and or eating awesome food.
They play up the mistakes they make on purpose, because the contestants really are awesome chefs (most have restaurants/awards/features in magazines already) and when they do things right, they do things right.
I can't watch that show without eating something, lest I drown in my own drool.
I guess I just derive no enjoyment from seeing people criticising food when I just want to see awesome. I can get enough of hearing "this is shit" when I cook for myself.
I also hate the competition aspect.
Hell's Kitchen is more about Ramsay and why I decided to never get into professional cooking.
I know quite a few full-time pro cooks and executive chefs and many of them have said that it's not an act - to run a kitchen properly and successfully, you have to be an absolute ironclad asshole dictator.
If you've not read Anthony Bourdain's "Kitchen Confidential" - you should.
The perfect woman.
Bullshit.
Give me Nigella any day.
this is changing, but it's still pretty true
not at all
I'm always ready to slit your throat and fuck the hole
because, you know
israel
leave, ya know, Isreal
take a good look at yourself now and tell me
is that the kind of man you want to be
Edited - Although for some reason I still enjoy watching Iron Chef.
I lived in Savannah, Pauls Dean base of operations for three years, and every day I saw an endless line of Tourists waiting to get in there. They filled the sidewalks, and their buses blocked traffic. And the food is the retarded expensive, the wait staff hates you, and you wasted hours of your life for the privilege.
Also, yay new Top Chef season this month! On a different day of the week than Hell's Kitchen no less.
That being said, Paula Dean is the dreamiest heart-attack inducing woman in the world.
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high5 Faricazy, I would run away with Giada in an instant.
Lots of trimming though I suppose.
it's several years old