Have you actually tried putting one on? Like, go to a clinic and grab some free ones or something.
Is it condoms in general or just the latex?
It's the condom in general.
But honestly, this conversation is starting to freak me out so I'm going to stop it here. Sorry. I know I'm being irrational. But this is the kind of thing I need to see a therapist about or something.
I have... an intense dislike for condoms. I've never had sex, partially because the idea of wearing one makes me want to throw up, so I have to wait for a monogamous long-term disease-free relationship with someone who is on the pill.
So yeah. I know it's extremely irrational, but as I've just chosen not to have sex, it works out well enough.
I can understand disliking them, but they make you want to throw up?
I don't understand this at all.
I don't understand why he needs a monogamous long term relationship.
Don't have to wrap it up. If s/he's disease free, then pull out. It's effective. Just pee before you go for round 2.
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Just had a guy on the phone whos credit cards expiration date was 9/11 so I sarcastically said "NEVAR FORGET!" and he seriously said "I never will I was an airline pilot for united on 9/11" Awkward.
BAHAHAHA!!!
Preacher.
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Just had a guy on the phone whos credit cards expiration date was 9/11 so I sarcastically said "NEVAR FORGET!" and he seriously said "I never will I was an airline pilot for united on 9/11" Awkward.
I would avoid making that joke in the future
You would, I wouldn't.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Putting a condom on pretty much kills any erection I have. Ugh.
Also, this Cisco VPN client has the worst installer ever.
You've never tried to install SQL Express. Or more importantly, uninstall it.
No, I have. I was just exaggerating.
My old work machine had a copy of sql server that I literally could not install. I even found manual uninstall instructions on Microsoft's site, and that didn't even uninstall it completely.
And then I couldn't install a new copy because the installers thought I still had an old copy installed.
I still walk with a slight limp from something I did drunk, months back. I'm not a sensible drunk.
*jots notes*
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amateurhourOne day I'll be professionalhourThe woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered Userregular
edited June 2010
I've got to say that I only forgot to use protection my first time, and it freaked me out so much that I've always done it sense, and I'm kind of inept without it. My mind worries too much for me to enjoy anything.
Just had a guy on the phone whos credit cards expiration date was 9/11 so I sarcastically said "NEVAR FORGET!" and he seriously said "I never will I was an airline pilot for united on 9/11" Awkward.
I would avoid making that joke in the future
You would, I wouldn't.
This right here is why you get to be a dick on the internet preacher. Because you don't shy away from it when there is risk of reprisal. Good man.
Just had a guy on the phone whos credit cards expiration date was 9/11 so I sarcastically said "NEVAR FORGET!" and he seriously said "I never will I was an airline pilot for united on 9/11" Awkward.
Holy shit.
I make that joke all the time, thankfully the guy didn't like blow up at me or something it was just kind of like. "Oh snap uhh I worked in fast food nice to uhh meet you."
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Just had a guy on the phone whos credit cards expiration date was 9/11 so I sarcastically said "NEVAR FORGET!" and he seriously said "I never will I was an airline pilot for united on 9/11" Awkward.
This right here is why you get to be a dick on the internet preacher. Because you don't shy away from it when there is risk of reprisal. Good man.
Well its not just on the internet. I used to get mad that in highschool I hung around with dicks and maybe that colored peoples perception of me during a crucial time of growing up. Then I realized I'm an asshole and my friends reflected that, if anything they probably regret hanging around me.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Putting a condom on pretty much kills any erection I have. Ugh.
Also, this Cisco VPN client has the worst installer ever.
o_O
It's never given me a problem. Double-click, next, next, done.
Here's how it goes:
Double-click, next, next, wait a long time, waiting for Deterministic Network Enhancer to install, Deterministic Network Enhancer has failed to install waiting for timeout, install rolling back.
And then it screwed up my network adapter so I can't connect to the network.
I have... an intense dislike for condoms. I've never had sex, partially because the idea of wearing one makes me want to throw up, so I have to wait for a monogamous long-term disease-free relationship with someone who is on the pill.
So yeah. I know it's extremely irrational, but as I've just chosen not to have sex, it works out well enough.
I can understand disliking them, but they make you want to throw up?
I don't understand this at all.
I don't understand why he needs a monogamous long term relationship.
Don't have to wrap it up. If s/he's disease free, then pull out. It's effective. Just pee before you go for round 2.
Why does it burn when I pee, and other not so safe sex tips by Sheep.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Why does it burn when I pee, and other not so safe sex tips by Sheep.
Disease free is the key. But there's really no way to tell unless your partner has leaky bumpy orifices. And you sure as hell can't expect people to be honest with you.
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amateurhourOne day I'll be professionalhourThe woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered Userregular
edited June 2010
I'm still waiting for the day that I log out of a remote session to a server and click shut down instead of log off....
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It's the condom in general.
But honestly, this conversation is starting to freak me out so I'm going to stop it here. Sorry. I know I'm being irrational. But this is the kind of thing I need to see a therapist about or something.
I'm going to assume this comment is about putting on condoms, because it's funnier that way.
Edit: God fucking damn beaten to the punch.
I don't understand why he needs a monogamous long term relationship.
Don't have to wrap it up. If s/he's disease free, then pull out. It's effective. Just pee before you go for round 2.
Fuck. You.
BAHAHAHA!!!
You would, I wouldn't.
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So, get wasted, knit a sweater, fuck a random stranger with a condom, clip some coupons, pass out?
It's Than he's telling you how you put on a Cyber Rubber.
You know.
For Viruses.
Those three things have given me nothing but trouble the last month.
Also, HP's embedded web jetdirect admin tools are asstastic
No, I have. I was just exaggerating.
My old work machine had a copy of sql server that I literally could not install. I even found manual uninstall instructions on Microsoft's site, and that didn't even uninstall it completely.
And then I couldn't install a new copy because the installers thought I still had an old copy installed.
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:x :x :x
*jots notes*
The sad part is that I'm married.
This right here is why you get to be a dick on the internet preacher. Because you don't shy away from it when there is risk of reprisal. Good man.
I make that joke all the time, thankfully the guy didn't like blow up at me or something it was just kind of like. "Oh snap uhh I worked in fast food nice to uhh meet you."
pleasepaypreacher.net
Maaaaan, and you say I'm a dick.
How is that, anyway?
Anything that'd make it more fun than BC2?
Condoms:democracy::STDsandPregnancy:all other forms of government
(But then everyone needs to get a bit authoritarian sometimes)
QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
Well its not just on the internet. I used to get mad that in highschool I hung around with dicks and maybe that colored peoples perception of me during a crucial time of growing up. Then I realized I'm an asshole and my friends reflected that, if anything they probably regret hanging around me.
pleasepaypreacher.net
A buddy of mine is a big time programmer for a big time company up in Philly. Their SQL server crashed. Their IT guy was not around. It was up to him.
So he contacts me down here in MS to help him.
"Pray to God you have your RAID drivers on a floppy dude."
Here's how it goes:
Double-click, next, next, wait a long time, waiting for Deterministic Network Enhancer to install, Deterministic Network Enhancer has failed to install waiting for timeout, install rolling back.
And then it screwed up my network adapter so I can't connect to the network.
No strangers. Trust issues.
Why does it burn when I pee, and other not so safe sex tips by Sheep.
pleasepaypreacher.net
I know I'm not the only one who tried to figure out how someone would doubleclick a condom for a few seconds.
as long as you're noting stuff down, I once made out with a guy after about half a bottle of vodka
Haven't gotten to play it yet. Will be all over it tonight though.
It looks like a cross between BC2 and MW2. Basically MW settings but larger areas of battle.
There are kill streaks but it's not the same kind of system as MW2. It's the point system from BC2 but you get mortars, predator missile, etc.
Ladies and gentlemen, Sir Winston Churchill.
It's easier if you get the new ones with the multitouch interface.
Disease free is the key. But there's really no way to tell unless your partner has leaky bumpy orifices. And you sure as hell can't expect people to be honest with you.
It happens to everyone sooner or later
why are people so bad at analogies
this makes no sense
I think I'd really enjoy me some halo multiplayer with a MW2-type system with customizable classes and killstreaks.