ZoelI suppose... I'd put it onRegistered Userregular
edited June 2010
pfft science
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A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
tasteticle your dad is hereby an honorary forumdad
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ZoelI suppose... I'd put it onRegistered Userregular
edited June 2010
when i was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band
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A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
when i was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band
he said "son, when you grow up will you be the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned?"
then he got shot in the alley and I am the night
yo homes to bel-air
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A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
tasteticle your dad is hereby an honorary forumdad
the last time I tried to explain to him the concept of these boards, because he had asked me, he cut me off to say "you stare at dick pics on the internet, got it"
basically he just set me up so he could call me gay
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Blake TDo you have enemies then?Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered Userregular
I just saw my dad three weekends ago, for the first time since 2008.
It was pretty okay, if awkward.
I've seen mine twice, once at my sister's wedding and once at her graduation ceremony
crazy awkward
especially since he wore red suspenders and a fish shirt to the graduation ceremony
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ZoelI suppose... I'd put it onRegistered Userregular
edited June 2010
it could also mean he sleeps in the kitchen
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tasteticle your dad is hereby an honorary forumdad
the last time I tried to explain to him the concept of these boards, because he had asked me, he cut me off to say "you stare at dick pics on the internet, got it"
basically he just set me up so he could call me gay
My dad got a blow up pool today, he seemed pretty pleased with it.
if you got him an inner-tube and a 12 pack, I'm pretty sure he woulda cried with joy
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ZoelI suppose... I'd put it onRegistered Userregular
edited June 2010
cheesecake factory we are on to you
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A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
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Muse Among MenSuburban Bunny Princess?Its time for a new shtick Registered Userregular
edited June 2010
This thread title just means it will turn into a sex thread.
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Blake TDo you have enemies then?Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered Userregular
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My grandfather, upon hearing my mother was pregnant, "Well then, too bad."
but
there wasn't a fathers day thread anyway
and some of you forumdads are pretty cool people
so
good on you
Also giggling.
Satans..... hints.....
oh god TONIGHT
we decided to treat him to dinner, and his fav food is BBQ honey garlic sausages
so we all get together at my grandmothers house, and prepare this meal, along with salad
my mom only has salad and explains that "Oh..I like the taste of sausage, it's just how it feels in my mouth...I don't like it"
I am sitting across from my dad
so he looks up at me, does the "blow job" motion with his hand and mouth, makes a shrug, and shakes his head "NOPE" and just goes back to eating
I am just sitting there wide eyed, still staring at him, trying to give myself a stroke
Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
he said "son, when you grow up will you be the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned?"
then he got shot in the alley and I am the night
yo homes to bel-air
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
the last time I tried to explain to him the concept of these boards, because he had asked me, he cut me off to say "you stare at dick pics on the internet, got it"
basically he just set me up so he could call me gay
Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
I told her if he was gay that wouldn't matter and the only reason I wouldn't love my son was if he ended up not going for my favourite football team.
Satans..... hints.....
It was pretty okay, if awkward.
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Pip when I see something at a restaurant that says "home-made" is it made on site or at the chef's home?
Cause I would be disappointed it it was the former.
Satans..... hints.....
I've seen mine twice, once at my sister's wedding and once at her graduation ceremony
crazy awkward
especially since he wore red suspenders and a fish shirt to the graduation ceremony
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
likely on site as the health department would throw a shitfit if it was actually made at home
at least here, I don't really know how health departments work abroad
think of it as "scratch" only without the tricky part of first inventing the universe
"God dad is the worst. What is this shit? I just wanted some chicken fingers. JUST SOME CHICKEN FINGERS."
What spring does with the cherry trees.
is this your dad
my kids would get a ration of raw wheat and a quart of water and they will like it
I mean you don't see home-made steak do you?
It kinda implies that somewhere in the menu there is a microwave meal.
Satans..... hints.....
Last time I saw my dad was '95? '96 maybe?
The last thing he said to me was "Yeah, I don't really want to be your dad anymore, i'll see you later."
He took the role of fatherhood with the same severity as the guy who works the fries down at wendy's.
Good times.
lot's of restaurants will use prepared foods or processed something or other to cut corners and save time
most places don't make their own desserts or breads for instance
if you got him an inner-tube and a 12 pack, I'm pretty sure he woulda cried with joy
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
Satans..... hints.....
What spring does with the cherry trees.
fries, pre-cut meat/fish, sauces most likely
it's hard to qualify in a general sense
He already has both of these things.