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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    The answer is go see a doctor about getting it taken off. Also the doctor is going to call the cops.

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  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    You can't. Apparently you also can't stand. Won't come off without a doctor's help, the inventor sez, hopefully leading to more rape convictions.

    EDIT: Dammit!

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    By "doctor's help" do they mean "a man with a scalpel"?

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  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    PI? How'd you get it off?

    chromdom on
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    chromdom wrote: »
    PI? How'd you get it off?

    Retractable penis.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    *Taps nose*

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    BYToady wrote: »
    chromdom wrote: »
    PI? How'd you get it off?

    detachable penis.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I'd have posted the video if I knew who sang that song.

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    same here

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDss8V2OME4

    it was king missile

    i tried to tell pi but he wouldn't listen

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    i need to find a

    new vagina

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Anyways, so, yeah, that's how I gets mine.

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  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I called my dad today after minimal contact for a couple months. He all but hung up on me. It's about what I expected, and about what I deserve, but that doesn't make it any easier.

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    whelp

    :(

    if you want you can have mine!(hes kind of a dick :?)

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I'm going to be a dad again in about 4 weeks

    I'm pretty nervous

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Xaquin wrote: »
    I'm going to be a dad again in about 4 weeks

    I'm pretty nervous

    Aww congratulations :D

    Liiya on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I am late to the party here (wound up spending Father's Day with Javen and my mom), but I called my daddy and we talked for a bit, which is good. We don't talk nearly enough (there's not much to talk about, I think!). But he did make a mention that I should call him more often, which means HOLY SHIT I DO NOT CALL HIM ENOUGH because he's not the type to really nag about that kind of thing.

    So I felt bad but I promised I'd try to call on Sundays, since I know we're both off work.

    Also his custom Father's Day presents won't be there until July, which is kind of a bummer, but at least he knows I got him something.

    Sheri on
  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I don't speak with my father

    I totally forgot father's day was a thing

    Happy Fathers Day forum dads!

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  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    grats xaq!

    i should take a pic of the framed pic my daughter made at school. or, that they helped her make. it's got her little footie prints on it. then we spent the whole day yesterday at the pool and got sunburnt together.

    and i got to buy an ipod touch for one of my other (pseudo-step) daughters! after giving her sister a fair sum for a college grad gift! woooo, father's day!

    (somebody buy me lunch)

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    "Think of it as Evolution in Action"
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    cad can I be your other other pseudo-step daughter?

    My birthday is on Sunday and I want an iPad.

    Sheri on
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sheri I will get you the blessing to buy an iPad for your birthday.

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  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sheri wrote: »
    cad can I be your other other pseudo-step daughter?

    My birthday is on Sunday and I want an iPad.

    why not? at this rate i'll be able to field my own softball team. or was that too chauvinistic?

    (and happy bday sheri)

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    cadmunky wrote: »
    grats xaq!

    i should take a pic of the framed pic my daughter made at school. or, that they helped her make. it's got her little footie prints on it. then we spent the whole day yesterday at the pool and got sunburnt together.

    and i got to buy an ipod touch for one of my other (pseudo-step) daughters! after giving her sister a fair sum for a college grad gift! woooo, father's day!

    (somebody buy me lunch)

    What are you doing today?

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    cadmunky wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    cad can I be your other other pseudo-step daughter?

    My birthday is on Sunday and I want an iPad.

    why not? at this rate i'll be able to field my own softball team. or was that too chauvinistic?

    (and happy bday sheri)

    I'd play on your softball team for an iPad.

    Sheri on
  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    NotACrook wrote: »
    cadmunky wrote: »
    grats xaq!

    i should take a pic of the framed pic my daughter made at school. or, that they helped her make. it's got her little footie prints on it. then we spent the whole day yesterday at the pool and got sunburnt together.

    and i got to buy an ipod touch for one of my other (pseudo-step) daughters! after giving her sister a fair sum for a college grad gift! woooo, father's day!

    (somebody buy me lunch)

    What are you doing today?

    working until ~3. i'm up, or down, for anything.

    cadmunky on
    5955603848_aed2690084.jpg
    "Think of it as Evolution in Action"
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    cadmunky wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    cadmunky wrote: »
    grats xaq!

    i should take a pic of the framed pic my daughter made at school. or, that they helped her make. it's got her little footie prints on it. then we spent the whole day yesterday at the pool and got sunburnt together.

    and i got to buy an ipod touch for one of my other (pseudo-step) daughters! after giving her sister a fair sum for a college grad gift! woooo, father's day!

    (somebody buy me lunch)

    What are you doing today?

    working until ~3. i'm up, or down, for anything.

    Do you get a lunch break or do you want to do something after work?

    NotASenator on
  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    NotACrook wrote: »
    cadmunky wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    cadmunky wrote: »
    grats xaq!

    i should take a pic of the framed pic my daughter made at school. or, that they helped her make. it's got her little footie prints on it. then we spent the whole day yesterday at the pool and got sunburnt together.

    and i got to buy an ipod touch for one of my other (pseudo-step) daughters! after giving her sister a fair sum for a college grad gift! woooo, father's day!

    (somebody buy me lunch)

    What are you doing today?

    working until ~3. i'm up, or down, for anything.

    Do you get a lunch break or do you want to do something after work?

    i got in a bit early with the intention of letting out early and finding a stool to sit on. last week was a bit on the rough side, so i'd like to not have to come back through the gate.

    what time are you getting out?

    cadmunky on
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    "Think of it as Evolution in Action"
  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sheri wrote: »
    cadmunky wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    cad can I be your other other pseudo-step daughter?

    My birthday is on Sunday and I want an iPad.

    why not? at this rate i'll be able to field my own softball team. or was that too chauvinistic?

    (and happy bday sheri)

    I'd play on your softball team for an iPad.

    i may have to buy these in bulk, it seems.

    cadmunky on
    5955603848_aed2690084.jpg
    "Think of it as Evolution in Action"
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    cadmunky wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    cadmunky wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    cadmunky wrote: »
    grats xaq!

    i should take a pic of the framed pic my daughter made at school. or, that they helped her make. it's got her little footie prints on it. then we spent the whole day yesterday at the pool and got sunburnt together.

    and i got to buy an ipod touch for one of my other (pseudo-step) daughters! after giving her sister a fair sum for a college grad gift! woooo, father's day!

    (somebody buy me lunch)

    What are you doing today?

    working until ~3. i'm up, or down, for anything.

    Do you get a lunch break or do you want to do something after work?

    i got in a bit early with the intention of letting out early and finding a stool to sit on. last week was a bit on the rough side, so i'd like to not have to come back through the gate.

    what time are you getting out?

    I'm scheduled till five but I can probably slip out early.

    Just give me the place where the stool is at, and I'll be there.

    NotASenator on
  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    NotACrook wrote: »
    cadmunky wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    cadmunky wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    cadmunky wrote: »
    grats xaq!

    i should take a pic of the framed pic my daughter made at school. or, that they helped her make. it's got her little footie prints on it. then we spent the whole day yesterday at the pool and got sunburnt together.

    and i got to buy an ipod touch for one of my other (pseudo-step) daughters! after giving her sister a fair sum for a college grad gift! woooo, father's day!

    (somebody buy me lunch)

    What are you doing today?

    working until ~3. i'm up, or down, for anything.

    Do you get a lunch break or do you want to do something after work?

    i got in a bit early with the intention of letting out early and finding a stool to sit on. last week was a bit on the rough side, so i'd like to not have to come back through the gate.

    what time are you getting out?

    I'm scheduled till five but I can probably slip out early.

    Just give me the place where the stool is at, and I'll be there.

    is sterling too far for you? i've had it in my mind to sit outside at sweetwaters. or clyde's in RTC?

    cadmunky on
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    "Think of it as Evolution in Action"
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    stool means poop


    hee hee

    Abracadaniel on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    stool means poop


    hee hee

    So when he offered to push in my stool he meant o_O

    Hunter on
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    cadmunky wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    cadmunky wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    cadmunky wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    cadmunky wrote: »
    grats xaq!

    i should take a pic of the framed pic my daughter made at school. or, that they helped her make. it's got her little footie prints on it. then we spent the whole day yesterday at the pool and got sunburnt together.

    and i got to buy an ipod touch for one of my other (pseudo-step) daughters! after giving her sister a fair sum for a college grad gift! woooo, father's day!

    (somebody buy me lunch)

    What are you doing today?

    working until ~3. i'm up, or down, for anything.

    Do you get a lunch break or do you want to do something after work?

    i got in a bit early with the intention of letting out early and finding a stool to sit on. last week was a bit on the rough side, so i'd like to not have to come back through the gate.

    what time are you getting out?

    I'm scheduled till five but I can probably slip out early.

    Just give me the place where the stool is at, and I'll be there.

    is sterling too far for you? i've had it in my mind to sit outside at sweetwaters. or clyde's in RTC?

    Well, Reston Town Center is right around the corner from me, but Sweetwaters is not too far either. If that's where you want to go, I can make it there no problem.

    NotASenator on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Aww cad and NaS have a date

    How cute

    Sheri on
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    how about you guys wait until tomorrow when I am driving all our stuff to alexandria because I will need a beer after a 15 hour drive let me tell you.

    Langly on
  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    my dad has been dead for

    8 years now

    shit sucks bros

    Indie Winter on
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  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    ok, let's do clyde's RTC then. langly, i have no issue with a repeat this week to welcome you to the area. in fact, i'm tempted to take you to finn and porter in alex. nas knows the place.

    and not just because of the exquisite port, either. no sir.

    cadmunky on
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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    how about you guys wait until tomorrow when I am driving all our stuff to alexandria because I will need a beer after a 15 hour drive let me tell you.

    Alexandria is farther out.

    Are you just moving here? I thought you lived around here already?

    NotASenator on
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    No, I live in Alabama. I went up to alexandria earlier this summer to scope out apartments and made a post about it in the jobs thread, that might be what you are thinking of. I'm going to school at marymount, so that's why I recognized the places you were talking about.

    Langly on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    No, I live in Alabama. I went up to alexandria earlier this summer to scope out apartments and made a post about it in the jobs thread, that might be what you are thinking of. I'm going to school at marymount, so that's why I recognized the places you were talking about.

    Congratulations for getting out of Alabama.

    Hunter on
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